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shaolinturtle.bsky.social
@shaolinturtle.bsky.social
I'm ShaolinTurtle the most shellebrated outcast in the world! Well what now?
It's hard for me to be upset about a game that lets me fight as stylishly as all those newgrounds sprite fights I used to watch back in the day.

Yeah I wish it was harder and maybe a bit faster but I come back to this more than any modern beat em up atm.
June 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I only ever got to play the trial version on 360 but It can never get lower than that I suppose lol, I just wish I could get behind the character designs at least but nah man they all look generic and uninspired, this guy puts it best lol
June 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I love Neon I've loved it for years but I recently played through it with a friend and yeah i still love it but like i realized this is the type of parody game that would have gotten annoying had they kept going in that direction, even with run cancels in Neon you can't express yourself like DDG.
June 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It was/is also genuinely fantastic and is still getting 6 additional character later this year bringing it up to 24 playable fighters.

Legitimately the most underrated beat em up from the last 5 or 6 years.
June 27, 2025 at 4:09 AM
This is the most underrated beat em up from the last 5 years at least, so much player expression found in that tag mechanic and currently 18 fighters to mix and match between and 6 more on the way that'll bring the roster to 24, massive roster for a beat em' up.
June 22, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Been dabbling in Bomberman 64: The Second Attack again recenty, I'm very happy you can still do this, as satisfying as ever.
June 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM