shannonsellsout.bsky.social
@shannonsellsout.bsky.social
Nerd. Costumer. Writer. Idiot. SSRI Babe. Wearer of Battle Vests. 👉😎👉 Finger Gun Enthusiast.
Can I also say I appreciate how we all kind of collectively said "Fuck Twitter" in one voice without previously saying as much?

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September 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me actively watching this bit...

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a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .
ALT: a little girl is sitting in a car seat and making a funny face .
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September 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Why did they lie to us?!? I thought that was the last one!!!

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September 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Are there ghosts of Masquerades past just wandering around the stage?

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September 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I'm genuinely surprised it took this long for a Wicked skit.

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September 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I've heard better audio on a 1980s answering machine.

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September 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Did they steal that chair from the back of the Marriott atrium ballroom?

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September 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
September 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You know what could improve this skit?

A ribbon dancer.

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September 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
September 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Someone tell the Gen Zs this isn't tiktok. What is this?!?

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September 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
"I'm not gay, but willing to learn."

DID HE READ MY FANFIC?! ITS ALL HAPPENING!!!!!!

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Encounters in the Arby's Bathroom, an erotic Fanfic by Shannon.
September 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Okay. Love it MTG guy. 10/10

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Doesn't mean that Eddie doesn't still eat dumpster Arby's.

HAH! STILL ROASTED!!!
September 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Is this what's passing for banter these days?

This really is the Bad Place™️

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September 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Dummy thick cheeks for some random reason?

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September 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We can't read fucking Latin, dude.

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September 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It is clear Tony is ✨done✨, and so are the audio people.

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September 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
More like Try Hard Gun.

AMIRITE?!

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September 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
@professional-rage.bsky.social has figured it out.

"Whenever Eddie doesn't want to read something, he affects an accent."

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September 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
... Why does this make me feel like we're all on a watchlist now?

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September 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Never. Only ever Arby's dumpster food.

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@shannonsellsout.bsky.social, did you send Eddie and Tony a calzone? #masquerade
September 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"We want to read each thing with energy and zeal."

Exactly what he says when reading Beefy Cheddar Roast Beef and Curly Fries at the Arby's Drive thru.

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September 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Reposted
Eddie saw Gyrados and couldn't pronounce it because all he has seen before is giardia on lab test results.

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September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nothing could have prepared me for a magicarp costume after that journal entry. Wtf. #dragonconmasquerade
September 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Way to bring the room down, Mikey.

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September 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM