Shannon
@shanlizziesull.bsky.social
Conch fritter aficionado. Tanqueray lover. she/her. Boston sports fan but that’s not what makes me insufferable. Just want Stevie Nicks to be proud of me.
Gonna join draftkings to bet on eldest daughter being in the summer I turned pretty movie.
October 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Gonna join draftkings to bet on eldest daughter being in the summer I turned pretty movie.
I respect the “take the spider outside” community, but it simply could not be me.
September 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I respect the “take the spider outside” community, but it simply could not be me.
When you think about it, Karen Roe walked so Belly Conklin could run.
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
When you think about it, Karen Roe walked so Belly Conklin could run.
I had Paddington as my voice on Waze but I have to change it because he’s a little too pro cop. Pooh would be acab.
August 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I had Paddington as my voice on Waze but I have to change it because he’s a little too pro cop. Pooh would be acab.
RIP Brian Wilson, you would have loved my dad and godfather playing Sloop John B on guitar but being too high to remember how to end it so they just kept playing it in a circle for like half an hour.
June 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
RIP Brian Wilson, you would have loved my dad and godfather playing Sloop John B on guitar but being too high to remember how to end it so they just kept playing it in a circle for like half an hour.
Every time they say “hot appy” on er, I think it sounds like something I’d order at Chili’s.
June 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Every time they say “hot appy” on er, I think it sounds like something I’d order at Chili’s.
The real rep tv were the friends we made along the way.
May 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The real rep tv were the friends we made along the way.
When I say “to be frank,” I mean frank gallagher.
May 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I say “to be frank,” I mean frank gallagher.
Red Sox giveth, Celtics taketh away.
May 8, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Red Sox giveth, Celtics taketh away.
Announcing “day one of conclave: no pope!” at the office like the town crier.
May 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Announcing “day one of conclave: no pope!” at the office like the town crier.
The cardinals are rawdogging.
May 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The cardinals are rawdogging.
The energy of the “she came down in a bubble” video but it’s me talking about Heidi vs LC.
January 14, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The energy of the “she came down in a bubble” video but it’s me talking about Heidi vs LC.
Gardettos call to me like the ocean calls to Moana
January 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Gardettos call to me like the ocean calls to Moana
I drove by a subway on my way to work today and thought to myself, “huh I haven’t had subway in like ten years, I should try it again.” I thought about it all day. Used to love it in college. I downloaded the fuckass app and everything. Ordered ahead. I had to throw it away. That was repulsive omg.
January 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I drove by a subway on my way to work today and thought to myself, “huh I haven’t had subway in like ten years, I should try it again.” I thought about it all day. Used to love it in college. I downloaded the fuckass app and everything. Ordered ahead. I had to throw it away. That was repulsive omg.
Not my mom buying the jishes 😭😭😭
January 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not my mom buying the jishes 😭😭😭
Got a new Pats hoodie (it’s so cute I’m obsessed) and my dad said “wish we could have also given you the gift of them being good, but.” 😭😭😭
December 25, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Got a new Pats hoodie (it’s so cute I’m obsessed) and my dad said “wish we could have also given you the gift of them being good, but.” 😭😭😭
You have to have a diverse friend group. One friend sent me, “merry Christmas! I love you so much!” Another, “MERRY DICKMAS, YOU SLUT.”
December 25, 2024 at 6:18 PM
You have to have a diverse friend group. One friend sent me, “merry Christmas! I love you so much!” Another, “MERRY DICKMAS, YOU SLUT.”
Mom scrolling Netflix trying to find something Christmassy: “oh the Boston marathon bombings; that should be fun.”
December 25, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Mom scrolling Netflix trying to find something Christmassy: “oh the Boston marathon bombings; that should be fun.”
Uncooperative model
December 24, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Uncooperative model
Be on the lookout for scammers today! Just had a really convincing one call my mom but thankfully we saw through it. I could easily see older people falling for it.
December 24, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Be on the lookout for scammers today! Just had a really convincing one call my mom but thankfully we saw through it. I could easily see older people falling for it.
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no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
December 23, 2024 at 3:34 PM
no offense to Kendrick Lamar but the best diss track of all time is still “You’re a Mean One Mr Grinch”
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"you'll be visited by three spirits"
The Three Spirits:
The Three Spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
"you'll be visited by three spirits"
The Three Spirits:
The Three Spirits:
Yeah I’m a Libra, that’s not a problem.
December 24, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Yeah I’m a Libra, that’s not a problem.
Just got to tell my mom about Martin Short and Meryl Streep. You’d have thought I was telling her I’m taking her to Disney World.
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Just got to tell my mom about Martin Short and Meryl Streep. You’d have thought I was telling her I’m taking her to Disney World.