Shanghai Hannah
@shanghaihannah.bsky.social
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If I was a multi millionaire or billionaire, instead of being a creepy nonce, I'd fund all the Caribbean bobsleigh teams so they had more than 10 minutes practise before an Olympic final.
#BBCOlympics
#WinterOlympicGames
#BBCOlympics
#WinterOlympicGames
February 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
If I was a multi millionaire or billionaire, instead of being a creepy nonce, I'd fund all the Caribbean bobsleigh teams so they had more than 10 minutes practise before an Olympic final.
#BBCOlympics
#WinterOlympicGames
#BBCOlympics
#WinterOlympicGames
February 11, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Had the Labour party been reading Private Eye in 2009, when business columnist Slicker was already laying out the peculiar Mandelson-Epstein connection, they would have known exactly what they were dealing with.
➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnCe...
➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnCe...
February 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Had the Labour party been reading Private Eye in 2009, when business columnist Slicker was already laying out the peculiar Mandelson-Epstein connection, they would have known exactly what they were dealing with.
➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnCe...
➡️ Watch the full episode of Page 94 on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnCe...
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Slightly miffed that "Mock The Week" is now on a channel that doesn't have subtitles.
February 2, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Slightly miffed that "Mock The Week" is now on a channel that doesn't have subtitles.
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Watching Mock the Week on TLC and disappointed at the lack of subtitles
February 1, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Watching Mock the Week on TLC and disappointed at the lack of subtitles
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Sat down with my Dad to watch a recording of the new 'Mock the Week' on TLC.
No subtitles. Disappointed Dad.
#EverydayAbleism @daraobriain.bsky.social
No subtitles. Disappointed Dad.
#EverydayAbleism @daraobriain.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Sat down with my Dad to watch a recording of the new 'Mock the Week' on TLC.
No subtitles. Disappointed Dad.
#EverydayAbleism @daraobriain.bsky.social
No subtitles. Disappointed Dad.
#EverydayAbleism @daraobriain.bsky.social
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Mock The Week is back. Needs to have subtitles on but other than that, it feels like it never left.
February 1, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Mock The Week is back. Needs to have subtitles on but other than that, it feels like it never left.
Every time the Winted Olympics rolls round, I question whether or not I am actually an English speaker.
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Every time the Winted Olympics rolls round, I question whether or not I am actually an English speaker.
I can only assume the BBC team are actually in Italy as opposed to Salford because it is cheaper to fly there than buy train tickets for everyone to Manchester.
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I can only assume the BBC team are actually in Italy as opposed to Salford because it is cheaper to fly there than buy train tickets for everyone to Manchester.
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🚨NEW Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The Russian connected convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com
February 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
🚨NEW Epstein Co-Owned Venture Fund with Palantir Founder as it Entered UK Government
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
The convicted sex trafficker co-owned a fund with Peter Thiel, now embedded in Britain’s most critical infrastructure, with the help of Peter Mandelson
bylinetimes.com/2026/02/04/j...
I can't believe this is even a question 😂
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Winter Olympics: Why aren’t Palestine competing and is Israel banned?
Winter Olympics: Why aren’t Palestine competing and is Israel banned?
Winter Olympics: Why aren’t Palestine competing and is Israel banned?
www.independent.co.uk
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
I can't believe this is even a question 😂
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Palestine aren't competing for the same reason when Jamaica send a bobsleigh team, it makes the news...
Non snowy, icy, relatively flat countries aren't mucking about on skis or the luge all that often.
The UK barely is, and we have a smidge of snow.
Hi @angelabarnes.bsky.social, hun can you do the deafies a solid and have a word about the lack of subtitles on the Mock The Week reboot?
It's soooooo disappointing!!
It's soooooo disappointing!!
February 3, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Hi @angelabarnes.bsky.social, hun can you do the deafies a solid and have a word about the lack of subtitles on the Mock The Week reboot?
It's soooooo disappointing!!
It's soooooo disappointing!!
Can our man @daraobriain.bsky.social use his Irish charm on whoever at TLC, Discovery+, Sky etc to tell them that in 2026 it is NOT OK to have no subtitles on their catch up?
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
February 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Can our man @daraobriain.bsky.social use his Irish charm on whoever at TLC, Discovery+, Sky etc to tell them that in 2026 it is NOT OK to have no subtitles on their catch up?
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
Literally neither option tried has subtitles on offer.
Hard of hearing people wanna bring the #MockTheWeek feels back too!
Why are so many people now acting surprised or dumb as to why Keir Starmer put Mandelson in as Ambassador?
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
February 3, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Why are so many people now acting surprised or dumb as to why Keir Starmer put Mandelson in as Ambassador?
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
We all know why - Trump is a shady c*nt and you have to fight fire with fire.
Oh, if we are seriously removing Peter Madelson from the House or Lords, let's do Lord Lebedev and Boris' whatsherface while we are at it, shall we?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 AM
Oh, if we are seriously removing Peter Madelson from the House or Lords, let's do Lord Lebedev and Boris' whatsherface while we are at it, shall we?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
Sort of rid 1 rid 3 deal?
After all, we are told how hard it is - so if you can do 1 you 3, right?
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#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
#bbclaurak tries to get a gotcha. Zack, you refuse to fly. How can you be a candidate for high office if you'd refuse to ever get on a plane?
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Well Laura, in that situation I'd get on a plane.
Welsh people can be dodgy too you know, we don't always have to make the gold chain geezer character have an East End/Essex accent.
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Welsh people can be dodgy too you know, we don't always have to make the gold chain geezer character have an East End/Essex accent.
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
Oh, OH, so did he torrent Match Of The Day, or did he use a VPN to access iPlayer???
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
a man with a beard wearing a pair of red sunglasses with the word sunglasses on them
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a pair of red sunglasses with the word sunglasses on them
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Oh, OH, so did he torrent Match Of The Day, or did he use a VPN to access iPlayer???
#DeathInParadise
#DeathInParadise
Made their own bao.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Made their own bao.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
Sausage meat filling.
Dipping them in tomato sauce.
"It's like a sausage roll but fluffy".
Lads, we might have a new locally adapted fusion cuisine.
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Filed my tax return last week.
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
January 22, 2026 at 10:15 AM
Filed my tax return last week.
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
Wondering what the HMRC would have done if I'd neglected to declare £380,000 on account of the fact that "I don't do computers."
#Farage
I hope the various tourism boards of Spain appreciate how much influence Michael Portillo has on my boomer parents travel plans.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I hope the various tourism boards of Spain appreciate how much influence Michael Portillo has on my boomer parents travel plans.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
Pretty sure Asturias is as good as booked.
Why's me sisters cat looking like he is laying the foundation to throw a sickie off work tomorrow?
January 13, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Why's me sisters cat looking like he is laying the foundation to throw a sickie off work tomorrow?
Leccy blankets are still up there with the best ever inventions.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
January 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Leccy blankets are still up there with the best ever inventions.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
The audiable "Ahhhhhhh....." as it envelops you. Wonderful.
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It's not voters fault.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's not voters fault.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
It's the fault of a media which deliberately spreads misinformation.
In a full Letitia Cropley moment, my mum has announced she is making 'pakora cupcakes'.
a woman is wearing a clergy collar and looking at the camera with the words the vicar of dibley behind her
ALT: a woman is wearing a clergy collar and looking at the camera with the words the vicar of dibley behind her
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
In a full Letitia Cropley moment, my mum has announced she is making 'pakora cupcakes'.