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Just random brain vomit from a neurotic millenial
August 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Listening to Lindemann makes me wonder just how bizarre Rammstein would be if they weren't operating under the system of full member approval on their songs. They had control over Till for how many years before he broke his restraints?
July 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Listening to Lindemann makes me wonder just how bizarre Rammstein would be if they weren't operating under the system of full member approval on their songs. They had control over Till for how many years before he broke his restraints?
Like seriously, I don't know if I'm ever going to bond with another creature like this ever again. I feel so lucky that my dog is going to break records for how long she lives, sure am lucky
July 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Like seriously, I don't know if I'm ever going to bond with another creature like this ever again. I feel so lucky that my dog is going to break records for how long she lives, sure am lucky
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Laying down in my dark room to cool down when my dog decides to come lay on me...
Ah..... I love her so much that the suffering is worth it.
Ah..... I love her so much that the suffering is worth it.
July 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Laying down in my dark room to cool down when my dog decides to come lay on me...
Ah..... I love her so much that the suffering is worth it.
Ah..... I love her so much that the suffering is worth it.
My favorite YouTuber responded to a comment of mine, and it gave me exactly one dopamine
July 14, 2025 at 7:43 AM
My favorite YouTuber responded to a comment of mine, and it gave me exactly one dopamine
Morbid ponderance; where is the best place to be an orphan? Is foster care just shit everywhere? I'm genuinely curious.
July 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Morbid ponderance; where is the best place to be an orphan? Is foster care just shit everywhere? I'm genuinely curious.
I decided to put something actually positive and affirming on my mirror. I gotta show the kids that being crazy isn't a death sentence. These young folks look up to me for some reason, so I want to be a person worth looking up to.
July 3, 2025 at 8:11 AM
I decided to put something actually positive and affirming on my mirror. I gotta show the kids that being crazy isn't a death sentence. These young folks look up to me for some reason, so I want to be a person worth looking up to.
Are you supposed to tip the prostitute?
July 3, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Are you supposed to tip the prostitute?
If they're going to force me to live, I may as well live like a hedonist.
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
If they're going to force me to live, I may as well live like a hedonist.
I want to take a shower but my pet jumping spider is in the stall 😔
I swear to God, Boris, keep all 8 hands off my $30 conditioner or you're going to a new home.
I swear to God, Boris, keep all 8 hands off my $30 conditioner or you're going to a new home.
May 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I want to take a shower but my pet jumping spider is in the stall 😔
I swear to God, Boris, keep all 8 hands off my $30 conditioner or you're going to a new home.
I swear to God, Boris, keep all 8 hands off my $30 conditioner or you're going to a new home.
My dog has been with me for 8 years today. She licked my eyeball for the first time, presumably in celebration, also today. Huzzah!
#JustDogThings
#JustDogThings
May 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My dog has been with me for 8 years today. She licked my eyeball for the first time, presumably in celebration, also today. Huzzah!
#JustDogThings
#JustDogThings
My neighbor's child is outside playing Mary Had A Little Lamb and as much as the sound of the recorder absolutely sends me, I hope that little girl ends up in band a few years from now.
One of the adults is outside clapping for her oh god that's precious
One of the adults is outside clapping for her oh god that's precious
April 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
My neighbor's child is outside playing Mary Had A Little Lamb and as much as the sound of the recorder absolutely sends me, I hope that little girl ends up in band a few years from now.
One of the adults is outside clapping for her oh god that's precious
One of the adults is outside clapping for her oh god that's precious
I love my shitty run-down 70s trailer, but the wind feels like it's going to make this thing collapse on me.
If I die I die lmao
If I die I die lmao
April 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love my shitty run-down 70s trailer, but the wind feels like it's going to make this thing collapse on me.
If I die I die lmao
If I die I die lmao
I can hear my neighbor's TV over my video games....
I'm not even in an apartment 😮💨
I'm not even in an apartment 😮💨
April 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I can hear my neighbor's TV over my video games....
I'm not even in an apartment 😮💨
I'm not even in an apartment 😮💨
Working at 8 but showing up at 6, not because I'm dedicated, but because I'm a little stupid
April 16, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Working at 8 but showing up at 6, not because I'm dedicated, but because I'm a little stupid
It's a good thing I love sticky rice because DAMN I am broke
April 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's a good thing I love sticky rice because DAMN I am broke
Murmaider is a piece of fine art and I will fight anyone who disagrees
April 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Murmaider is a piece of fine art and I will fight anyone who disagrees
Ya I have a balanced diet
April 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Ya I have a balanced diet
AI art should always be referred to as "images" so we can leave a little room for Jesus between the two
April 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
AI art should always be referred to as "images" so we can leave a little room for Jesus between the two
Texting your boss at 3 AM because you forgot to leave a note on their desk about something small but worth leaving a note for and HOPING IT DOESN'T WAKE THEM UP is totally not anxiety inducing
April 2, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Texting your boss at 3 AM because you forgot to leave a note on their desk about something small but worth leaving a note for and HOPING IT DOESN'T WAKE THEM UP is totally not anxiety inducing
Oh my god how did I not know hobby horsing was a thing before today lmao
March 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Oh my god how did I not know hobby horsing was a thing before today lmao
Forever really is a long time.
March 30, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Forever really is a long time.
If I didn't have a single thought during my 72 hour EEG, will that skew the results? I'm pretty sure they won't detect much activity.
March 28, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If I didn't have a single thought during my 72 hour EEG, will that skew the results? I'm pretty sure they won't detect much activity.