C-word of a roommate moved out and took the shower head. Whole damn thing - left just an open pipe. She also cancelled the weekly trash pickup.

Is it too petty if I get a “RETURN TO SENDER” stamp and inconvenience her completely for a quite a while?

Migraines are the WORST 😭

the cat burglar and his evil little sidekick

Any cosplayers wanna be friends? 🥺 #cosplay #cosplayer

The real reason Elmo spent $44 billion to buy Twitter?

To prevent you from retweeting this embarrassing pre-hair transplant photo:

Nick's body, our choice.

#

Just had to give my daughter details about me reading to her as a kid for a paper she has due in one of her classes so now I’m in my feels because I miss her being small and wanting to turn the pages while I read to her instead of a college sophomore 😭

💙PSA💙 -

Plan B has a 4 year shelf life.

Also, it’s not widely known that if you weigh over a certain amount, 1 pill won’t be effective and you will need to take 2!

Stay safe, ladies 💙

DID YOU KNOW that you can get a well reviewed stun gun on Amazon (or wherever) for <$30 and/or a high-powered pepper spray device with UV tracking dye for about $10 apiece - and furthermore, did you know that holidays are approaching and that these things fit inside stockings for women of all ages

Your body, my choice 💙

Your body, my choice.

All done 🙂‍↕️

Whew… Twitter has become a bigger nightmare than it has been for the last 4+ years. I’m glad one of my Twitter friends told me about this place! 🥰💙