Shane Emery
@shame-memory.bsky.social
I really like movies. They're literally my favorite thing in the world. Hoping to make my own some day soon!
Woke on November 4th, 2025:
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Woke on November 4th, 2025:
I know the refs are officiating the tush push poorly on purpose to force the ban, I just can’t prove it
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I know the refs are officiating the tush push poorly on purpose to force the ban, I just can’t prove it
Gavin Newsom in 2028 trying to thread the needle of pro-Israel DNC establishment and the pro-Palestinian democratic base
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gavin Newsom in 2028 trying to thread the needle of pro-Israel DNC establishment and the pro-Palestinian democratic base
No joke, if you told a founding father in 1778 that you believed America should be a “catholic autocracy” they would literally have kicked you out of the Pennsylvania State house and hung on the streets of Philadelphia for everyone to see
July 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No joke, if you told a founding father in 1778 that you believed America should be a “catholic autocracy” they would literally have kicked you out of the Pennsylvania State house and hung on the streets of Philadelphia for everyone to see
Obama, Joe, and Hillary to Bill Clinton after putting his name in Epstein list in 2008
July 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Obama, Joe, and Hillary to Bill Clinton after putting his name in Epstein list in 2008
Kal-El: *didn’t conquer Earth cause his parent’s message was cut off*
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
July 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Kal-El: *didn’t conquer Earth cause his parent’s message was cut off*
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
New York City: *nominates a socialist brown guy to be mayor*
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
June 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
New York City: *nominates a socialist brown guy to be mayor*
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
“At least I can call people retarded again.”
June 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“At least I can call people retarded again.”
We’re in the end game now
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We’re in the end game now
You come to me on the day of Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning release and ask for a favor?
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You come to me on the day of Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning release and ask for a favor?
It’s Mission Impossible time in America
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s Mission Impossible time in America
May 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
In America, you can go to jail for buying the generic brand hummus over Sebra
May 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
In America, you can go to jail for buying the generic brand hummus over Sebra
Had a very nice dinner with Gus Fring who was very charming and not fake. I know he’s been accused of running a drug empire and murdering children, but that’s not the real him and not that man I met last night. I’ll continue to be critical of his child murder, but it was nice to find common ground
April 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Had a very nice dinner with Gus Fring who was very charming and not fake. I know he’s been accused of running a drug empire and murdering children, but that’s not the real him and not that man I met last night. I’ll continue to be critical of his child murder, but it was nice to find common ground
Repost with a movie you know all the words to
March 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Repost with a movie you know all the words to
Once a month I’m reminded about this
March 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Once a month I’m reminded about this
When the other fascists aren’t inviting you into their group chats
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
When the other fascists aren’t inviting you into their group chats
Couldn't see The Day the Earth Blew Up last weekend cause I was moving in with my girlfriend and now David Zaslav is deleting the Looney Tunes from existence. I feel like I let a friend down.
March 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Couldn't see The Day the Earth Blew Up last weekend cause I was moving in with my girlfriend and now David Zaslav is deleting the Looney Tunes from existence. I feel like I let a friend down.
Today proved that America is just a 18,000 car dealerships in a trench coat pretending to be a real country
March 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Today proved that America is just a 18,000 car dealerships in a trench coat pretending to be a real country
“He talks like 35 Industry Way falling over was a tragedy, but I’m here to tell that I know Milhouse Van Houten and if he could do it all over again he’d do it all the same! Why? Because at least he’s done better than his dad!”
March 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM
“He talks like 35 Industry Way falling over was a tragedy, but I’m here to tell that I know Milhouse Van Houten and if he could do it all over again he’d do it all the same! Why? Because at least he’s done better than his dad!”
February 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM