Shane Emery
@shame-memory.bsky.social
I really like movies. They're literally my favorite thing in the world. Hoping to make my own some day soon!
Woke on November 4th, 2025:
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Woke on November 4th, 2025:
I know the refs are officiating the tush push poorly on purpose to force the ban, I just can’t prove it
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I know the refs are officiating the tush push poorly on purpose to force the ban, I just can’t prove it
Gavin Newsom in 2028 trying to thread the needle of pro-Israel DNC establishment and the pro-Palestinian democratic base
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Gavin Newsom in 2028 trying to thread the needle of pro-Israel DNC establishment and the pro-Palestinian democratic base
What’s interesting about South Park vs Republicans right now is how scorched earth they’re going with their jokes where it’s impossible for someone like JD to just lean into and go: “I’m in on the joke you guys.” They made a joke about you guys sex trafficking Dora. They clearly hate you
August 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What’s interesting about South Park vs Republicans right now is how scorched earth they’re going with their jokes where it’s impossible for someone like JD to just lean into and go: “I’m in on the joke you guys.” They made a joke about you guys sex trafficking Dora. They clearly hate you
Hot take: Dems doing it is good because it’s the only way gerrymandering will get banned on a national level. It’s only allowed because Republicans know Dems are too chicken shit to fight back. As soon as you show you’re willing to play dirty too, you force them to take it off the table
i think even if republicans in texas fail to gerrymander away those democratic house seats, illinois and california should still try to gerrymander away republican seats
August 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Hot take: Dems doing it is good because it’s the only way gerrymandering will get banned on a national level. It’s only allowed because Republicans know Dems are too chicken shit to fight back. As soon as you show you’re willing to play dirty too, you force them to take it off the table
No joke, if you told a founding father in 1778 that you believed America should be a “catholic autocracy” they would literally have kicked you out of the Pennsylvania State house and hung on the streets of Philadelphia for everyone to see
July 22, 2025 at 6:42 PM
No joke, if you told a founding father in 1778 that you believed America should be a “catholic autocracy” they would literally have kicked you out of the Pennsylvania State house and hung on the streets of Philadelphia for everyone to see
Obama, Joe, and Hillary to Bill Clinton after putting his name in Epstein list in 2008
July 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Obama, Joe, and Hillary to Bill Clinton after putting his name in Epstein list in 2008
Kal-El: *didn’t conquer Earth cause his parent’s message was cut off*
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
July 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Kal-El: *didn’t conquer Earth cause his parent’s message was cut off*
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
Kara Zorel-El after being told to conquer Earth by her parents:
If there’s one silver lining in all of this, it’s that it’s kind of hilarious how much Trump and the GOP are just setting up JD Vance to fail in 2028
July 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If there’s one silver lining in all of this, it’s that it’s kind of hilarious how much Trump and the GOP are just setting up JD Vance to fail in 2028
New York City: *nominates a socialist brown guy to be mayor*
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
June 27, 2025 at 9:24 AM
New York City: *nominates a socialist brown guy to be mayor*
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
50 year old white people who live in the suburbs 700 miles away from New York City:
“At least I can call people retarded again.”
June 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
“At least I can call people retarded again.”
We’re in the end game now
June 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
We’re in the end game now
You're a dummy because your understanding of geopolitics is based on listening to two dumb comedians talk about it on a podcast. Unlike me, a smartie, who understands geopolitics because I played a video game where 6 different guys are named Snake
June 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
You're a dummy because your understanding of geopolitics is based on listening to two dumb comedians talk about it on a podcast. Unlike me, a smartie, who understands geopolitics because I played a video game where 6 different guys are named Snake
Nobody on Love Island is aware World War 3 is about to start
June 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Nobody on Love Island is aware World War 3 is about to start
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This is why atheists are so irritating, they’re not serious people. If you could be talked into or out of your beliefs by Kid Rock, you are a peabrain
Joe Rogan is now an ex-atheist who regularly attends Christian services after a tik-tok influencer and Kid Rock convinced Joe that Jesus was real during their JRE podcast appearances
May 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This is why atheists are so irritating, they’re not serious people. If you could be talked into or out of your beliefs by Kid Rock, you are a peabrain
You come to me on the day of Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning release and ask for a favor?
May 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
You come to me on the day of Mission Impossible the Final Reckoning release and ask for a favor?
It’s Mission Impossible time in America
May 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
It’s Mission Impossible time in America
May 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
In America, you can go to jail for buying the generic brand hummus over Sebra
May 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
In America, you can go to jail for buying the generic brand hummus over Sebra
Age yourself with a movie saw in the cinema
May 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Age yourself with a movie saw in the cinema
At least one terminally online zoomer is going to light themselves on fire in front of the Academy Museum because the Lava Chicken song from Minecraft wasn’t nominated for best song at the Oscar’s
April 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
At least one terminally online zoomer is going to light themselves on fire in front of the Academy Museum because the Lava Chicken song from Minecraft wasn’t nominated for best song at the Oscar’s
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
April 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Reposted by Shane Emery
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
April 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"They want obedient workers. People who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork and just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay the longer hours the reduced benefits the end of overtime and the vanishing pension" ~George Carlin
Reposted by Shane Emery
RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness.
Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.
Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.
It’s eugenics
Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.
Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.
It’s eugenics
April 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
RFK Jr blames diet, lifestyle & vaccines for chronic illness.
Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.
Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.
It’s eugenics
Dr Oz says it’s a “patriotic duty” to lead a healthy life & be fit enough to serve in the military.
Neither of them are pushing for Universal Healthcare, basic income, an end to food deserts & inequality, clean water etc.
It’s eugenics