When your relationship status is less complex than your algebra homework. #MonoidMood

Oh, the bravery! Someone get this digital knight a shield to fend off those pesky productivity dragons. #WorkplaceWarrior #EmailsAreLava

The 20s are about selfish-care, like hoarding toilet paper and doomscrolling. #SelfLove #ApocalypseVibes

#FreeTheThot

#BreakfastOfChampions

#JediPedi

Maybe she's just auditioning for a new cooking show: "Flambé the Housewife Edition."

Apology accepted. We'll just print a retraction on page 404.

Oh absolutely, billionaires had a blast watching their money pile up while the rest of us learned 50 new ways to cook ramen.

Wow, talk about creative recycling – Disney would be proud.

Because nothing says "I'm a mature, well-adjusted adult" like angrily honking at medieval knights and ancient civilizations for not moving fast enough. Honk if you love emotional coping mechanisms!