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Shallot Media: The Prettier Onion — The World’s Best Fake News Source. Everything on here is satire and should not be taken seriously.

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That’s it. That’s the entire post.
Sharks doing the whole invest thing
January 3, 2024 at 6:16 AM
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Keyboard Kitty Sells Tech Empire For $1 Billion – Humans Everywhere Feel Inadequate

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Keyboard Kitty Sells Tech Empire for $1 Billion – Humans Everywhere Feel Inadequate
In today’s shocking turn of events, Keyboard Kitty, the cat known for whimsically tapping at keyboards, has somehow managed to sell his tech startup, “Meowsoft,” for a staggering $1 billion. …
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January 2, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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Warning: I post like a caffeinated cat with access to a pop culture encyclopedia. Proceed with caution (and lulz).
January 1, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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BREAKING: Metaverse Dwellers: Paper Cuts Now Available In Luxury Digital Form!

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Attention Metaverse Dwellers: Paper Cuts Now Available in Luxury Digital Form!
Ah, the Metaverse. A land of limitless possibilities, where pixelated dreams dance with blockchain nightmares. But hold onto your haptic gloves, folks, because Meta just dropped a feature that&#821…
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January 1, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Just landed in Bluesky! Still looking for my dignity, lost it somewhere between Facebook and Twitter.
January 1, 2024 at 7:33 PM