@shallhan.bsky.social
Incredible that we elected a president with a mental illness and he immediately cut mental heath services. A man with a deeply dysfunctional brain has reduced our once-great nation to the state we are living in now. You can’t look at this and tell me this person is thinking and acting normally.
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Incredible that we elected a president with a mental illness and he immediately cut mental heath services. A man with a deeply dysfunctional brain has reduced our once-great nation to the state we are living in now. You can’t look at this and tell me this person is thinking and acting normally.
Been a while since we had a Month’s Funniest Thing feature but I think we have a contender for December right here
December 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Been a while since we had a Month’s Funniest Thing feature but I think we have a contender for December right here
Big thanks to Bath & Body Works for defining scents that aren’t scents using other scents that aren’t scents that’s great
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Big thanks to Bath & Body Works for defining scents that aren’t scents using other scents that aren’t scents that’s great
“No idea what the MRI was for” is the exact response you could expect from someone who needed an MRI of the brain
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“No idea what the MRI was for” is the exact response you could expect from someone who needed an MRI of the brain
If you’ve ever owned a toy breed you understand the swirl of emotions while you watch your guilty little dog lead you right to the thing he wants you to avoid so he doesn’t get in trouble. “Here it is. This is exactly what I don’t want her to look at. This is it right here.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If you’ve ever owned a toy breed you understand the swirl of emotions while you watch your guilty little dog lead you right to the thing he wants you to avoid so he doesn’t get in trouble. “Here it is. This is exactly what I don’t want her to look at. This is it right here.”
Can you imagine Bill Clinton running for president again at his big age? No lol he’s got one foot in the grave. The man looks like he should have people at both arms helping him stand. I would not trust a senior on this level to be competent enough for that.
Well he’s the same age as Trump is now 🤷🏽♀️
Well he’s the same age as Trump is now 🤷🏽♀️
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can you imagine Bill Clinton running for president again at his big age? No lol he’s got one foot in the grave. The man looks like he should have people at both arms helping him stand. I would not trust a senior on this level to be competent enough for that.
Well he’s the same age as Trump is now 🤷🏽♀️
Well he’s the same age as Trump is now 🤷🏽♀️
So they created a tipline you can call to report other Americans for being un-American. And their definition of un-American is any non-Christian, non-white, non-conservative sentiment. Anything anti-Trump will land you in a camp. No freedom of speech, no fair trial, straight to false imprisonment.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
So they created a tipline you can call to report other Americans for being un-American. And their definition of un-American is any non-Christian, non-white, non-conservative sentiment. Anything anti-Trump will land you in a camp. No freedom of speech, no fair trial, straight to false imprisonment.
Sooo many billionaires make it all the way to the finish line, the mansions the cars the yachts the offshore accounts and stock portfolios, they buy their way into the gov’t and decide the fate of millions, they do everything right and still end up addicted to drugs lol
There’s always a bigger fish
There’s always a bigger fish
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sooo many billionaires make it all the way to the finish line, the mansions the cars the yachts the offshore accounts and stock portfolios, they buy their way into the gov’t and decide the fate of millions, they do everything right and still end up addicted to drugs lol
There’s always a bigger fish
There’s always a bigger fish
I don’t want to be a billionaire
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I don’t want to be a billionaire
Was excited to see Fantastic Four: First Steps pop on to streaming but my first thoughts are ‘Wow that’s a lot of CGI even for a Marvel movie’ followed closely by ‘Who licks their fingers like that’
December 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Was excited to see Fantastic Four: First Steps pop on to streaming but my first thoughts are ‘Wow that’s a lot of CGI even for a Marvel movie’ followed closely by ‘Who licks their fingers like that’
Just once I want to see a painting of a guy with his dick just a little bit out, like just a little pink tip, just an artsy little wink while he’s in a real situation. A little titillation for the girls while he’s being murdered, nudity is natural guys c’mon
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just once I want to see a painting of a guy with his dick just a little bit out, like just a little pink tip, just an artsy little wink while he’s in a real situation. A little titillation for the girls while he’s being murdered, nudity is natural guys c’mon
The official DHSgov account, Homeland Security, was created in and is based out of Israel.
They tried to update their location to the U.S. and the account was flagged for operating via VPN.
They tried to update their location to the U.S. and the account was flagged for operating via VPN.
November 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The official DHSgov account, Homeland Security, was created in and is based out of Israel.
They tried to update their location to the U.S. and the account was flagged for operating via VPN.
They tried to update their location to the U.S. and the account was flagged for operating via VPN.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
November 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
I’m just going to come right out and say it. There is a brain parasite infesting these peoples’ minds. A new species, possibly extra-terrestrial in origin. You can’t be that out of touch with reality even on accident—something is stretched over their gray matter whispering to them in the dark.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’m just going to come right out and say it. There is a brain parasite infesting these peoples’ minds. A new species, possibly extra-terrestrial in origin. You can’t be that out of touch with reality even on accident—something is stretched over their gray matter whispering to them in the dark.
Hell will hold no surprises for her
November 14, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Hell will hold no surprises for her
Oh it’s not fake outrage. Epstein whored out a little girl to a prominent world leader and she was returned badly beaten and bleeding from the mouth, vagina & anus. Any mother who can advocate for or excuse someone even potentially complicit in these crimes is malfunctioning at best. This is evil.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh it’s not fake outrage. Epstein whored out a little girl to a prominent world leader and she was returned badly beaten and bleeding from the mouth, vagina & anus. Any mother who can advocate for or excuse someone even potentially complicit in these crimes is malfunctioning at best. This is evil.
Haven’t seen anyone tank their own career with such determination and conviction since Katherine Heigl punched her own ticket
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Haven’t seen anyone tank their own career with such determination and conviction since Katherine Heigl punched her own ticket
Brother it is literally unlimited women online. Unlimited photos, unlimited women. You can’t find or take a single photo of a woman to sell for money?
Who would even approve this ad?
Is it full-service AI slopshops producing & advertising unsupervised content to sell without any human intervention?
Who would even approve this ad?
Is it full-service AI slopshops producing & advertising unsupervised content to sell without any human intervention?
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Brother it is literally unlimited women online. Unlimited photos, unlimited women. You can’t find or take a single photo of a woman to sell for money?
Who would even approve this ad?
Is it full-service AI slopshops producing & advertising unsupervised content to sell without any human intervention?
Who would even approve this ad?
Is it full-service AI slopshops producing & advertising unsupervised content to sell without any human intervention?
I bought these in an ornament pack during Target's after-Christmas clearance last year.
Just took them out of storage and they're already ruined after just a year of existing untouched. It's not your imagination; the quality of everything is getting worse.
Just took them out of storage and they're already ruined after just a year of existing untouched. It's not your imagination; the quality of everything is getting worse.
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I bought these in an ornament pack during Target's after-Christmas clearance last year.
Just took them out of storage and they're already ruined after just a year of existing untouched. It's not your imagination; the quality of everything is getting worse.
Just took them out of storage and they're already ruined after just a year of existing untouched. It's not your imagination; the quality of everything is getting worse.
“Blue states are gonna get all the hobos now, that’s what funding welfare gets you”
Except they won’t, will they? People who depend on these systems don’t have money to leave. They’ll stay right where they are and commit crimes to feed and provide for themselves when they have no other avenues left.
Except they won’t, will they? People who depend on these systems don’t have money to leave. They’ll stay right where they are and commit crimes to feed and provide for themselves when they have no other avenues left.
November 8, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“Blue states are gonna get all the hobos now, that’s what funding welfare gets you”
Except they won’t, will they? People who depend on these systems don’t have money to leave. They’ll stay right where they are and commit crimes to feed and provide for themselves when they have no other avenues left.
Except they won’t, will they? People who depend on these systems don’t have money to leave. They’ll stay right where they are and commit crimes to feed and provide for themselves when they have no other avenues left.
Her hen hadn’t laid an egg in awhile
That’s it that’s the real story
That’s it that’s the real story
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Her hen hadn’t laid an egg in awhile
That’s it that’s the real story
That’s it that’s the real story
J.D. Vance watching Mamdani get voted in based on popularity, rizz and pure political clout knowing he can only stay in power by cheating, bootlicking and gaslighting the lowest common denominator of American citizens
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
J.D. Vance watching Mamdani get voted in based on popularity, rizz and pure political clout knowing he can only stay in power by cheating, bootlicking and gaslighting the lowest common denominator of American citizens