shallhan.bsky.social
@shallhan.bsky.social
How did Spain lose to the British in the war for western supremacy? Settlers in America STARTED sending back stuff like beaver pelts and tobacco. Spain shipped back 181 tons of gold ingots stolen from the Aztecs almost at once. How could you fumble $4 billion in the 16th century
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Big thanks to Bath & Body Works for defining scents that aren’t scents using other scents that aren’t scents that’s great
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“No idea what the MRI was for” is the exact response you could expect from someone who needed an MRI of the brain
December 13, 2025 at 5:50 AM
If you’ve ever owned a toy breed you understand the swirl of emotions while you watch your guilty little dog lead you right to the thing he wants you to avoid so he doesn’t get in trouble. “Here it is. This is exactly what I don’t want her to look at. This is it right here.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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But Fox News said...
December 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Can you imagine Bill Clinton running for president again at his big age? No lol he’s got one foot in the grave. The man looks like he should have people at both arms helping him stand. I would not trust a senior on this level to be competent enough for that.
Well he’s the same age as Trump is now 🤷🏽‍♀️
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Kristi Noem got her face fixed during that hearing especially when her tormentor asked why a woman was jailed for almost six months over a couple small bounced checks she’d written a decade ago which, last I checked, is a much less serious offense than getting mad and blowing a puppy’s brains out
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Iowa is getting their asses just handed back to them this year by cold and flu season you can really tell they skipped their flu shots en masse
www.kcci.com/article/iowa...
www.kcci.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I’m tired of playing defense, could we switch it up a little? Enlist AI to flood Russian servers with bots pointing out all men of fighting age are on the front lines of Putin’s crazy land war and now is the perfect time to rebel? They’re about due for another revolution anyway 🫵💪✊
December 10, 2025 at 5:58 AM
“A lawyer representing the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) did not object to Ferreira’s release and said he agreed with her lawyers that she was not a danger to society or a flight risk.”
You are worried the woman you are…trying to deport is a…flight risk?
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew rejects White House portrayal of her after ICE arrest
Bruna Ferreira, who was released from ICE custody Monday on bond, denies claims that she’s an absentee parent
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
So they created a tipline you can call to report other Americans for being un-American. And their definition of un-American is any non-Christian, non-white, non-conservative sentiment. Anything anti-Trump will land you in a camp. No freedom of speech, no fair trial, straight to false imprisonment.
December 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tell a guy you don’t want to be a stay-at-home mom because you want the freedom to gain a ton of weight and land on your feet if he leaves and watch the nuclear blast from a safe distance
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a mountain range
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a mountain range
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I would 100% support Trump Jr. over J.D. Vance, not because I support Trump but because it means Vance would never be president and Trump Jr will be dead six months later from a drug addiction that’s whupping him NOW
www.inquisitr.com/jd-vance-hit...
JD Vance Hit with Setback as Trump Jr. Gains Momentum in Early 2028 GOP Polls
Donald Trump Jr beats JD Vance and takes up lead in the upcoming GOP Presidential chair elections!
www.inquisitr.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sooo many billionaires make it all the way to the finish line, the mansions the cars the yachts the offshore accounts and stock portfolios, they buy their way into the gov’t and decide the fate of millions, they do everything right and still end up addicted to drugs lol
There’s always a bigger fish
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
WOW just saw the clip of that ICE agent stealing the street vendor’s cash box after he got arrested
𝘕𝘰 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘷𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I don’t want to be a billionaire
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Please do not advertise Barefoot Wine to the NFL. These two markets do not overlap.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Failing to Ground Proposed Movie Science in Reality is Like Failing to Give the Villain a Backstory
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
This movie cast a bunch of good actors with zero chemistry and a terrible script propped up by oceans of hit-or-miss CGI but it’s hard to hate because the aesthetic is so ✨gorgeous✨
Was excited to see Fantastic Four: First Steps pop on to streaming but my first thoughts are ‘Wow that’s a lot of CGI even for a Marvel movie’ followed closely by ‘Who licks their fingers like that’
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Are all shower drains just slow and it’s like one of those things adults accept and never talk about because there’s nothing you can do
December 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Why is the left so violent”
“Those radical lib lunatics attacking everything in sight”
“Dems are paid disruptors”
It’s all complete bullshit. The gaslighting is insane. People prepping for No Kings rallies stressed nonviolent resistance.
The right does this:
michiganadvance.com/2025/11/19/w...
Woman says Michigan county GOP shared flyer justifying force, even use of cars, against protesters • Michigan Advance
A Michigan woman who says she unwittingly walked into a meeting of the Manistee County Republican Party is speaking out after attendees were handed a flyer suggesting motorists were justified in using...
michiganadvance.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ll just be going about my day and suddenly I remember the face Jimmy Pesto makes when Andy & Ollie start singing all the parts in Moonlight Sonata during Hope N’ Mic Night
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Agree or disagree?
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Why did movie wigs go from Practical Magic to Every White Lady in a Wig for the Past Ten Years
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM