Maddie and her new vest.

Should I revive my Covid quarantine project/instagram account where I’d read out loud a chapter of this vintage Hustler novel every day?

East Village as of 45 minutes ago. My coworker spotted them on the way to work.

I don’t drink coffee but I’m not sure where Universal Studios got this picture of me.

Which hand shadow should I make first?

Today 190 people donated to the goodwill I work at in freezing temperatures and I had to smile when 90% of them said “stay warm!” When they left when I wanted to tell them to get fucked. I’ve been home for 45 minutes and am still shaking from being cold all day.

Whoops there’s more

I might have gone overboard.

Why?

Recycling content because I need attention but I’m getting into micro impressions. Here’s my Corey Feldman and my HBK impersonations.

I tried 60+ year old lipstick. How long until my lips fall off?