Maddie and her new vest.

Should I revive my Covid quarantine project/instagram account where I’d read out loud a chapter of this vintage Hustler novel every day?

Last night I had a dream and a lot of it was being annoyed that everyone was pronouncing REO Speedwagon like “Rio Speedwagon” and then were gaslighting me when I corrected them.

So we saw @pattonoswalt.bsky.social do a bit about showing Halloween to his daughter and she laughed through the whole thing. Tonight we tested this with Brody, 12, and he LOVED it. He did laugh a lot, but understands why it’s a classic and a new John Carpenter fan was born. Next, Halloween III.

I don’t drink coffee but I’m not sure where Universal Studios got this picture of me.

Which hand shadow should I make first?

Today 190 people donated to the goodwill I work at in freezing temperatures and I had to smile when 90% of them said “stay warm!” When they left when I wanted to tell them to get fucked. I’ve been home for 45 minutes and am still shaking from being cold all day.

I might have gone overboard.

Someone go check on John Carpenter please.

Can I go home from work because David Lynch died?

Why?

Recycling content because I need attention but I’m getting into micro impressions. Here’s my Corey Feldman and my HBK impersonations.

I tried 60+ year old lipstick. How long until my lips fall off?