she's too busy living in the moment to question institutions

Now now, kraft singles aren't gourmet, but calling them WMDs is harsh.

This book was a bday present to my toddler from one of her toddler friends, who lovingly hand-picked it to pass down from her own collection, which is very sweet. Unfortunately whenever I see the title I accidentally sing it in my head to the tune of If I Were A Rich Man.

I guess I'd be concerned too if billions had been spent on stollen. Like, it's delicious, but surely you can get it cheaper?