shaggin-wagon.bsky.social
@shaggin-wagon.bsky.social
Shaggin' Wagon is a vending machine that lives at The Elbow Room in Vancouver, WA.
Designed as an homage to 70s maximalism and matches the bar's wood paneling. Wears "Titans of Booze" on its sides, wears no pants at all.
#ShagginWagon
Designed as an homage to 70s maximalism and matches the bar's wood paneling. Wears "Titans of Booze" on its sides, wears no pants at all.
#ShagginWagon
Pinned
Okay.
Phew. What a fucking week. (It's Monday.😭)
I was talking with an internet friend about surviving this moment.
And honestly, we're all the walking wounded, with or without the national and international crises.
🧵
Phew. What a fucking week. (It's Monday.😭)
I was talking with an internet friend about surviving this moment.
And honestly, we're all the walking wounded, with or without the national and international crises.
🧵
A thread about this miserable moment, and vending machines that you pour your thimble of joy into anyway.
The Shaggin' Wagon's got a theme song, y'all. 🤣
/ht to the husband of purveyor of the Shaggin' Wagon for sharing this most important truth.
/ht to the husband of purveyor of the Shaggin' Wagon for sharing this most important truth.
The Van ≣ 1977 ≣ Trailer
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December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Shaggin' Wagon's got a theme song, y'all. 🤣
/ht to the husband of purveyor of the Shaggin' Wagon for sharing this most important truth.
/ht to the husband of purveyor of the Shaggin' Wagon for sharing this most important truth.
You people are WEIRD, and I we LIKE it.
You guys bought out Mystery Packs, which I have to say: they were full of mystery and I hope you had a blast.
#shagginwagon
You guys bought out Mystery Packs, which I have to say: they were full of mystery and I hope you had a blast.
#shagginwagon
December 21, 2025 at 5:37 AM
You people are WEIRD, and I we LIKE it.
You guys bought out Mystery Packs, which I have to say: they were full of mystery and I hope you had a blast.
#shagginwagon
You guys bought out Mystery Packs, which I have to say: they were full of mystery and I hope you had a blast.
#shagginwagon
We don't have their products YET, but in honor of such a great and holy day, we did add a full @cardsagainsthumanity.com
set for y'all to play while you're having some cocktails at
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social
#happyholidays for horrible people, *from* horrible people!
set for y'all to play while you're having some cocktails at
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social
#happyholidays for horrible people, *from* horrible people!
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
We don't have their products YET, but in honor of such a great and holy day, we did add a full @cardsagainsthumanity.com
set for y'all to play while you're having some cocktails at
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social
#happyholidays for horrible people, *from* horrible people!
set for y'all to play while you're having some cocktails at
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social
#happyholidays for horrible people, *from* horrible people!
Forgot to get something for those (adult) stockings?
Need a bevvy to steel you before that family dinner?
Kill two birds with one bar:
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social for the hooch + Shaggin' Wagon for the wrapped prezzies!
MYSTERIES FOR ALLLLLLLLL
Need a bevvy to steel you before that family dinner?
Kill two birds with one bar:
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social for the hooch + Shaggin' Wagon for the wrapped prezzies!
MYSTERIES FOR ALLLLLLLLL
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Forgot to get something for those (adult) stockings?
Need a bevvy to steel you before that family dinner?
Kill two birds with one bar:
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social for the hooch + Shaggin' Wagon for the wrapped prezzies!
MYSTERIES FOR ALLLLLLLLL
Need a bevvy to steel you before that family dinner?
Kill two birds with one bar:
@elbowroom1970.bsky.social for the hooch + Shaggin' Wagon for the wrapped prezzies!
MYSTERIES FOR ALLLLLLLLL
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None more black.
December 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM
None more black.
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I, humble vending machine owner, cannot compete with AI giving away everything for free!
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I, humble vending machine owner, cannot compete with AI giving away everything for free!
Now, we here at Shaggin' Wagon HQ aren't sure, but we MIGHT be the first vending machine approved for @cardsagainsthumanity.com sales.
Can we gloat about this highest of honors?
Because we are PROUD.
Coming soon to one vending machine, nowhere near most of you!
#ShagginWagon
Can we gloat about this highest of honors?
Because we are PROUD.
Coming soon to one vending machine, nowhere near most of you!
#ShagginWagon
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Now, we here at Shaggin' Wagon HQ aren't sure, but we MIGHT be the first vending machine approved for @cardsagainsthumanity.com sales.
Can we gloat about this highest of honors?
Because we are PROUD.
Coming soon to one vending machine, nowhere near most of you!
#ShagginWagon
Can we gloat about this highest of honors?
Because we are PROUD.
Coming soon to one vending machine, nowhere near most of you!
#ShagginWagon
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Second set of keys: FOUND.
I put them in a Smart Place™
Shout out if you too suffer from the curse of SmrtPlace-itis.
I put them in a Smart Place™
Shout out if you too suffer from the curse of SmrtPlace-itis.
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Second set of keys: FOUND.
I put them in a Smart Place™
Shout out if you too suffer from the curse of SmrtPlace-itis.
I put them in a Smart Place™
Shout out if you too suffer from the curse of SmrtPlace-itis.
Gettin' ready for the recon mission: LOST KEYS
😭
😭
The sprites who man the Shaggin' Wagon are having a very dumb day, having lost not one but two sets of keys.
ANYWAY...
Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys.
🧵
ANYWAY...
Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys.
🧵
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gettin' ready for the recon mission: LOST KEYS
😭
😭
A thread about this miserable moment, and vending machines that you pour your thimble of joy into anyway.
Okay.
Phew. What a fucking week. (It's Monday.😭)
I was talking with an internet friend about surviving this moment.
And honestly, we're all the walking wounded, with or without the national and international crises.
🧵
Phew. What a fucking week. (It's Monday.😭)
I was talking with an internet friend about surviving this moment.
And honestly, we're all the walking wounded, with or without the national and international crises.
🧵
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
A thread about this miserable moment, and vending machines that you pour your thimble of joy into anyway.
Reposted by shaggin-wagon.bsky.social
Or perhaps we'll go with Dirty Santa, just because.
![A white elephant gift exchange,[1] Yankee swap[2] or Dirty Santa[3][nb 1] is a party game where amusing and impractical gifts are exchanged during Christmas festivities. The goal of a white elephant gift exchange is to entertain party-goers rather than to give or acquire a genuinely valuable or highly sought-after item.[3] In a Yankee swap, the gifts exchanged are more likely to be practical or items that will be wanted by players. The game is played by opening gifts or "stealing" items that other participants have opened.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ibpqyacrne3hzmyp7prwvtzt/bafkreih6bpm4wyigiodk6znrlf7fiukvv6ssnkzegoadpbsguis4hfe4sm@jpeg)
December 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Or perhaps we'll go with Dirty Santa, just because.
The sprites who man the Shaggin' Wagon are having a very dumb day, having lost not one but two sets of keys.
ANYWAY...
Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys.
🧵
ANYWAY...
Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys.
🧵
December 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The sprites who man the Shaggin' Wagon are having a very dumb day, having lost not one but two sets of keys.
ANYWAY...
Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys.
🧵
ANYWAY...
Added some fun, fabulous things today amidst losing keys.
🧵
We keep giving it the college try but it keeps not making enough money to sustain itself.
Let us know if you need custom orders of any of @ominousrabbit.com's catalog, which is vast.
Let us know if you need custom orders of any of @ominousrabbit.com's catalog, which is vast.
Crap is crappy, but something else crappy is that I'm shutting FeistyArmy.com down Jan. 13, 2026 before the business plan renews.
Crap.
Crap.
Feisty Army
Hydrate, dear. And fight fascism.
FeistyArmy.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:46 AM
We keep giving it the college try but it keeps not making enough money to sustain itself.
Let us know if you need custom orders of any of @ominousrabbit.com's catalog, which is vast.
Let us know if you need custom orders of any of @ominousrabbit.com's catalog, which is vast.
We're devastated by Rob Reiner and wife's untimely, devastating passing.
Hold your people tight, and carry the generosity of spirit Rob Reiner brought to everything he directed and acted in, and to life itself.
Hold your people tight, and carry the generosity of spirit Rob Reiner brought to everything he directed and acted in, and to life itself.
two boys covering their faces with their hands and the words stand by me above them
ALT: two boys covering their faces with their hands and the words stand by me above them
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
We're devastated by Rob Reiner and wife's untimely, devastating passing.
Hold your people tight, and carry the generosity of spirit Rob Reiner brought to everything he directed and acted in, and to life itself.
Hold your people tight, and carry the generosity of spirit Rob Reiner brought to everything he directed and acted in, and to life itself.
December 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Anyway, who wants to host MY vending machine full of antifascist trinkets and doobobs?
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My owner wrote a manifesto of vending machines.
Times are weird, y'all.
Times are weird, y'all.
In the category of "No One Asked But Imma Tell You Anyway,"
Why did I decide to launch a vending machine?
#VendingMachineofJoy
Why did I decide to launch a vending machine?
#VendingMachineofJoy
Anyway, who wants to host MY vending machine full of antifascist trinkets and doobobs?
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My owner wrote a manifesto of vending machines.
Times are weird, y'all.
Times are weird, y'all.
Got some of these babies to go in the Shaggin' Wagon,
...𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔱
...𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔱
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Got some of these babies to go in the Shaggin' Wagon,
...𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔱
...𝔦𝔣 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔪𝔶 𝔡𝔯𝔦𝔣𝔱
ohhhhh noooooooooo
December 14, 2025 at 5:51 AM
ohhhhh noooooooooo
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 AM