Chief Kiefer Sutherland
@shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social
First-generation cringe poster. My thoughts and opinions are NOT my own. I’m just borrowing them
Getting in the holiday spirit
December 20, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Getting in the holiday spirit
Pidgey and I are starting a content house. It’s called our home. Dipshits apply within
December 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Pidgey and I are starting a content house. It’s called our home. Dipshits apply within
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Getting put in the toaster probably feels so good for an eggo waffle
December 15, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Getting put in the toaster probably feels so good for an eggo waffle
Hyperfixating with @misspidgey.bsky.social and we’re about to paint this town (wall) red (dark blue/green)
December 14, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Hyperfixating with @misspidgey.bsky.social and we’re about to paint this town (wall) red (dark blue/green)
Who up, who florencing they machine?
December 12, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Who up, who florencing they machine?
On the 9th day, god made the cool ranch flavor
December 11, 2024 at 4:33 PM
On the 9th day, god made the cool ranch flavor
…and on the 8th day, god enacted Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell for the Department of Defense
December 11, 2024 at 4:22 PM
…and on the 8th day, god enacted Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell for the Department of Defense
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Lamborghini mORcy, your chick tryna jORk me
December 9, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Lamborghini mORcy, your chick tryna jORk me
Somewhere in Kansas
December 9, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Somewhere in Kansas
That 5:35am run through the airport hit different
December 6, 2024 at 10:56 AM
That 5:35am run through the airport hit different
If these jars break on this flight it was god’s will. And who am I to deny that?
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 AM
If these jars break on this flight it was god’s will. And who am I to deny that?
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I know it smells crazy in there
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
I know it smells crazy in there
Had to make the boy shelf before Morgan gets here and ruins it
December 4, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Had to make the boy shelf before Morgan gets here and ruins it
If you card declines at Taco Bell they put the diarrhea back in your ass
December 1, 2024 at 11:25 PM
If you card declines at Taco Bell they put the diarrhea back in your ass
My body is a machine that turns bags of skinny pop popcorn into empty bags of skinny pop popcorn
November 29, 2024 at 8:54 PM
My body is a machine that turns bags of skinny pop popcorn into empty bags of skinny pop popcorn
If you spend dollars today, spend em here pepperspickles.com
Pepper's Pickles
Pepper's Pickles
pepperspickles.com
November 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
If you spend dollars today, spend em here pepperspickles.com
Remember to rub your turkussy and spit on it or else it’ll be dry
November 26, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Remember to rub your turkussy and spit on it or else it’ll be dry
Sorry I can’t come into work today. I’m hyper fixating on designing my new apartment
November 26, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Sorry I can’t come into work today. I’m hyper fixating on designing my new apartment
The head and the heart
November 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
The head and the heart
Love her so much I need to sign a lease with her
November 25, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Love her so much I need to sign a lease with her
I sold 95 pickled mushrooms at the market today Fuck ya
November 24, 2024 at 6:45 PM
I sold 95 pickled mushrooms at the market today Fuck ya
On the corner of silly street and loverboy lane
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
On the corner of silly street and loverboy lane