✧ hello party people it me anais. my deranged little deer is not the best out there but i hope the few who have given him the chance have been enjoying him so far. 🌸

i offer girl dad and girl daughter as a peace offering

Right. Not the time for trivialities.

He snaps back to normal like nothing happened before Angel can question the growing static in the background. )

Oh? If that’s the picture you’ve painted, I dare say I’ve done an excellent job.

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( ...? Oh, did he say that out loud?

He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---

----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH

...

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( Infuriatingly upbeat, as a bonus. )

But I appreciate the enthusiasm!

( Alastor blinks twice. Slowly, like a cat.

He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.

His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )

Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +

"I do 𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦 a good escape act."

"And I'm fully prepared to give you the warmest send-off, old friend! In fact, I'm counting on you to try."

The radio demon coos,

so sweet and cheery. Almost like he means it.

Almost.

"There's nothing quite as fun as watching a miserable soul wrestle with his own shackles.

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✧ you're never fully dressed without a smile. ---🎨mine

That hat makes you look smaller.

...

( The squeaky toy noise it emits makes him feel a mentally ill amount of rage for absolutely no valid reason.

As always, he hides it behind a smile. )

I'll offer precisely what you need to keep this... Delightful little 'mess' you may or may not have caused... Out of sight, and out of mind. And in exchange,

You'll have to do as I say."

Feigning the innocence of a prey animal, he tilts his head to the side.

"Do you accept?"

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"I didn't actually mean it."

The radio demon coos, voice bright yet laced in mock sincerity.

"As you know, my broadcasts are an entirely separate business! I couldn't possibly hand out my finest material so freely. Why, a performer must always keep a few of his best tricks off the air.~"

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Oh, wow. Just like that? For free?

"...Are you certain?"

"Why, a deal, of course! What else could possibly satisfy?"

Don't.

"Right.

Do be careful with your jests. One can never know what associations such comments could breed."

His smile grows wider, but the static underneath frays at the edges like a warning he can barely conceal.

"Let's keep 𝘮𝘺 name out of such topics. 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙬𝙚?"

𝚃𝚘 「 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄 」

𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝚊 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔,

𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ＶẸι𝕃 𝚊 ℍ𝕀𝔻𝔻𝔼ℕ 𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼.

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