𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
@shadowmarionette.bsky.social
glory and gore go hand in hand.
Pinned
𝚃𝚘 「 𝐒𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐄 」
𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝚊 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ＶẸι𝕃 𝚊 ℍ𝕀𝔻𝔻𝔼ℕ 𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼.
↓ ♡ + ⟳ ↓
#HazbinHotelRP #MVRP
𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝘾𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙀𝘼𝙇 𝚊 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔,
𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 ＶẸι𝕃 𝚊 ℍ𝕀𝔻𝔻𝔼ℕ 𝔹𝕃𝔸𝔻𝔼.
↓ ♡ + ⟳ ↓
#HazbinHotelRP #MVRP
( what happens when the adrenaline dies down?
pain. pain, and a world of hurt.
not for him, though. )
pain. pain, and a world of hurt.
not for him, though. )
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
( what happens when the adrenaline dies down?
pain. pain, and a world of hurt.
not for him, though. )
pain. pain, and a world of hurt.
not for him, though. )
✧ anais in the dungeons... long threads upon escape. 🫡 they are in my bookmarks!
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
✧ anais in the dungeons... long threads upon escape. 🫡 they are in my bookmarks!
( she will never get a proper explanation. )
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
( she will never get a proper explanation. )
Reposted by 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
✧ photoshopped
[[ i have dms proving this wrong
✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
✧ photoshopped
✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
✧ i hate alastor hazbin hotel
( ...? Oh, did he say that out loud?
He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
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He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
+
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
( ...? Oh, did he say that out loud?
He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
+
He's quite certain he didn't. But if he did, then maybe that poor excuse of a king was onto something when he called him out for dozing o---
----ʇʎuɐ ʇnoqɐ ʇɥɓıɹ sɐʍ ɥɔɹɐuoɯ ssǝlǝsn ʇɐɥʇ ʇıɯpɐ uɐɥʇ ɹoop ɹɐɔ ɐ uı ǝnɓuoʇ sıɥ ɯɐls ɹǝuoos p,ǝH
...
+
Hm.
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hm.
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
( Alastor tilts his head at a concerning angle as he pretends to think.
Oh, these youngsters and their dedication to making things way harder for themselves than they need to be.
He half-heartedly shrugs once he "arrives" at a conclusion. )
Well, that's stupid. You're already here.
+
( hush, hush, kitty cat. do not ruin his fun. )
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
( hush, hush, kitty cat. do not ruin his fun. )
I think manual blending will do the trick.
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I think manual blending will do the trick.
Mm.
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
+
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
+
+;
You could be making a whole fuckin’ tea shop, who gives a fuck..
ꨄ︎ He mutters under his breath, staring at the floor. Angel never really had much in common with Alastor, and all he can come up with now just involves being more rude. ꨄ︎
You could be making a whole fuckin’ tea shop, who gives a fuck..
ꨄ︎ He mutters under his breath, staring at the floor. Angel never really had much in common with Alastor, and all he can come up with now just involves being more rude. ꨄ︎
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mm.
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
+
( A deranged little chuckle bubbles up his throat. The shadows swallow him whole, and he re-manifests onto the nearest couch. )
You could be rude all day and it wouldn’t change a thing. But I commend the effort.
+
Don’t worry, darling. The drink only screams a little when stirred.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
a group of cartoon characters standing in front of a building .
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November 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don’t worry, darling. The drink only screams a little when stirred.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
Haha. Hahahahahahaha.
Reposted by 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
"That's....not how you make a Bloody Mary, but you do you....
.... fucking cannibal "
.... fucking cannibal "
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
"That's....not how you make a Bloody Mary, but you do you....
.... fucking cannibal "
.... fucking cannibal "
Neither have I! But unfortunately, I'm not allowed to borrow any of the Maries staying at the hotel.
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Neither have I! But unfortunately, I'm not allowed to borrow any of the Maries staying at the hotel.
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
( Out of nowhere, the shadows spit out a random sinner shaking in terror right in front of them. He's bound by... glowing, green tendrils? )
So a Marty will have to do!
( Alastor blinks twice. Slowly, like a cat.
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
( Alastor blinks twice. Slowly, like a cat.
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
He stares at Angel like he had just been squeaked at by a particularly rude mouse.
His grin then widens to an impossible degree -- a complete mismatch to the venom behind the former resident's words. )
Well, I do make an excellent cup of tea. +
Well, Charlie? Have you ever tried a Bloody Mary?
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Well, Charlie? Have you ever tried a Bloody Mary?
( It takes less than a second for his sclerae to grow pitch black. Red pupils take on the form of red radio dials.
The one-note static in the air grew harsh and grating, almost like a deafening tinnitus.
...
+
The one-note static in the air grew harsh and grating, almost like a deafening tinnitus.
...
+
Got uh… got a lil’ something there. And there. And especially down there.
( Referring to the spilled bloody drink from his infuriating mug that splashed on Alastor’s top, pants, and even his shoe. )
( Referring to the spilled bloody drink from his infuriating mug that splashed on Alastor’s top, pants, and even his shoe. )
a cartoon character wearing a top hat with an apple on it and a bow tie .
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November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
( It takes less than a second for his sclerae to grow pitch black. Red pupils take on the form of red radio dials.
The one-note static in the air grew harsh and grating, almost like a deafening tinnitus.
...
+
The one-note static in the air grew harsh and grating, almost like a deafening tinnitus.
...
+
( It’s not as if the devil poked him right where it hurt -- in a literal sense -- but the point blooms into a sharp ache that roots itself deep in the core,
stirring 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 that’s been aching like a 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 for 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨.
+
stirring 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 that’s been aching like a 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 for 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨.
+
Pokes the other’s stomach with apple end of his cane and pushes himself away to the other end. )
And for the record, I did that for and because of Charlie, not because of you.
And for the record, I did that for and because of Charlie, not because of you.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
( It’s not as if the devil poked him right where it hurt -- in a literal sense -- but the point blooms into a sharp ache that roots itself deep in the core,
stirring 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 that’s been aching like a 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 for 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨.
+
stirring 𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 that’s been aching like a 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 for 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨.
+
Hm. I suppose it can't hurt to borrow a recipe or two during my next visit.
Welcome back, dear.
+
Welcome back, dear.
+
Visited almost every bar in our ring and I’m pretty sure most of them got no blood or Marys in drinks.. Maybe the cannibal ones do though.
Good evening, sinners !
A kind reminder that our 'bloody mary' drinks at the bar contain neither blood nor mary.
Unfortunately.
A kind reminder that our 'bloody mary' drinks at the bar contain neither blood nor mary.
Unfortunately.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Hm. I suppose it can't hurt to borrow a recipe or two during my next visit.
Welcome back, dear.
+
Welcome back, dear.
+
Good evening, sinners !
A kind reminder that our 'bloody mary' drinks at the bar contain neither blood nor mary.
Unfortunately.
A kind reminder that our 'bloody mary' drinks at the bar contain neither blood nor mary.
Unfortunately.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Good evening, sinners !
A kind reminder that our 'bloody mary' drinks at the bar contain neither blood nor mary.
Unfortunately.
A kind reminder that our 'bloody mary' drinks at the bar contain neither blood nor mary.
Unfortunately.
"And I'm fully prepared to give you the warmest send-off, old friend! In fact, I'm counting on you to try."
The radio demon coos,
so sweet and cheery. Almost like he means it.
Almost.
"There's nothing quite as fun as watching a miserable soul wrestle with his own shackles.
+
The radio demon coos,
so sweet and cheery. Almost like he means it.
Almost.
"There's nothing quite as fun as watching a miserable soul wrestle with his own shackles.
+
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
"And I'm fully prepared to give you the warmest send-off, old friend! In fact, I'm counting on you to try."
The radio demon coos,
so sweet and cheery. Almost like he means it.
Almost.
"There's nothing quite as fun as watching a miserable soul wrestle with his own shackles.
+
The radio demon coos,
so sweet and cheery. Almost like he means it.
Almost.
"There's nothing quite as fun as watching a miserable soul wrestle with his own shackles.
+
Reposted by 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯.
"It's not an act!!
It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be.
And this...
This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "
It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be.
And this...
This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "
a cartoon character is hanging from a spider web with a heart in her hand .
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October 17, 2024 at 9:51 PM
"It's not an act!!
It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be.
And this...
This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "
It's 𝑾𝒉𝒐 I need to be.
And this...
This is my 𝑬𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒑𝒆 ! "
Who?
You?
You?
a close up of a cartoon character with red hair
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with red hair
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November 24, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Who?
You?
You?
"Now, wouldn't that be a joy to watch?"
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Now, wouldn't that be a joy to watch?"
The jokes write themselves.
a cartoon character with red hair and red eyes is smiling
ALT: a cartoon character with red hair and red eyes is smiling
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November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The jokes write themselves.