Carlos Greaves
@shadesofgreaves.bsky.social
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“War is Peace” is an interesting strategy. Why does that sound so familiar? Where have I heard that before?
June 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
“War is Peace” is an interesting strategy. Why does that sound so familiar? Where have I heard that before?
I was blown away this morning seeing that three of my pieces are simultaneously trending on @mcsweeneys.net but I’m equally blown away to be in such amazing company with this brilliant piece by @marawilson.bsky.social
June 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I was blown away this morning seeing that three of my pieces are simultaneously trending on @mcsweeneys.net but I’m equally blown away to be in such amazing company with this brilliant piece by @marawilson.bsky.social
Sure, we gave up all our civil liberties, but at least eggs are twice as expensive now
January 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sure, we gave up all our civil liberties, but at least eggs are twice as expensive now
If Massachusetts road signs were accurate, a 🧵 @mcsweeneys.net
January 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If Massachusetts road signs were accurate, a 🧵 @mcsweeneys.net
A rich man refusing to give money to sick children right before Christmas? I have a feeling someone is about to be visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.
December 20, 2024 at 2:47 PM
A rich man refusing to give money to sick children right before Christmas? I have a feeling someone is about to be visited by the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future.
Hmmm, rather than using taxpayer dollars, what if the hotline system was privatized and offered as an employee perk that’s partly paid out of the CEOs salary?
December 17, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Hmmm, rather than using taxpayer dollars, what if the hotline system was privatized and offered as an employee perk that’s partly paid out of the CEOs salary?
This is somehow a real headline and not The Onion
December 11, 2024 at 4:06 PM
This is somehow a real headline and not The Onion
Hey y’all! I’m a comedy writer who specializes in satire about politics and pop culture, writing for sites like @newyorker.com.web.brid.gy @mcsweeneys.bsky.social and @theonion.com. Follow me for cathartic laughs in these dark times.
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Hey y’all! I’m a comedy writer who specializes in satire about politics and pop culture, writing for sites like @newyorker.com.web.brid.gy @mcsweeneys.bsky.social and @theonion.com. Follow me for cathartic laughs in these dark times.