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@shabbydude.bsky.social
Cats rescued, sports enjoyed
Charlotte, NC
Charlotte, NC
Mina can you explain to me why my teenage daughter and all her friends are constantly referencing Commanders guard Nick Allegretti?
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Mina can you explain to me why my teenage daughter and all her friends are constantly referencing Commanders guard Nick Allegretti?
Sorry, he's actually this kitten I'm fostering.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Sorry, he's actually this kitten I'm fostering.
I asked Chat GPT the optimal way to squeeze juice and this is what it came up with. Worth every penny.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I asked Chat GPT the optimal way to squeeze juice and this is what it came up with. Worth every penny.
This little furball is getting adopted on Friday
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This little furball is getting adopted on Friday
Have to clean house. I have these fuzzballs rolling around.
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Have to clean house. I have these fuzzballs rolling around.
Because of Zohran Mamdani, radical Hiss-lamic tail-orists are destroying the country
November 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Because of Zohran Mamdani, radical Hiss-lamic tail-orists are destroying the country
I'm Kevin Roberts, and I'm defending Nick Fuentes in a watershed moment
October 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'm Kevin Roberts, and I'm defending Nick Fuentes in a watershed moment
Do I root for either team? No.
October 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Do I root for either team? No.
This is one of my foster kittens from a couple years ago noticing the ceiling fan for the first time
October 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is one of my foster kittens from a couple years ago noticing the ceiling fan for the first time
Holds true for cats, too. I told him the pickle was kosher and he went berserk.
October 18, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Holds true for cats, too. I told him the pickle was kosher and he went berserk.
Spoiled monsters like watching YouTube videos of birds and squirrels
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Spoiled monsters like watching YouTube videos of birds and squirrels
Someone on the committee probably already saw this, but it was true sicko football
October 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Someone on the committee probably already saw this, but it was true sicko football
This is the face of a future FBI Director
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This is the face of a future FBI Director
Lakers fan the helldude after one game of the Deandre Ayton experience
October 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Lakers fan the helldude after one game of the Deandre Ayton experience
Or, check out the expression on this kitten's face
October 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Or, check out the expression on this kitten's face
Ash and Abraham are still looking for their forever home. They're not brothers, but they've been inseparable ever since they met. Anyone in the southeast US looking to add some joy to their family, get in touch. They're good with other cats, haven't been around dogs or small kids. Fixed and chipped
October 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ash and Abraham are still looking for their forever home. They're not brothers, but they've been inseparable ever since they met. Anyone in the southeast US looking to add some joy to their family, get in touch. They're good with other cats, haven't been around dogs or small kids. Fixed and chipped
Ben Sasse when I introduce the Nobel Prize prize Prize, an award for whoever comes up with the best prize to incentivize people to win the Nobel Prize
October 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ben Sasse when I introduce the Nobel Prize prize Prize, an award for whoever comes up with the best prize to incentivize people to win the Nobel Prize
