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Shakey
@sh8key.bsky.social
· Nov 7
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk and says that 's my legal opinion
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I just want to remind everyone that Better Call Saul is the best tv show
The face eating leopard party are facing major self reflections. Trump and Elon: together forever to spearhead the America first movement, trying to hand American business back to the Americans! How? Elon just called the right stupid and is trying to outsource Indian labor.
December 28, 2024 at 5:10 AM
The face eating leopard party are facing major self reflections. Trump and Elon: together forever to spearhead the America first movement, trying to hand American business back to the Americans! How? Elon just called the right stupid and is trying to outsource Indian labor.
What do you mean Ultrakill Encore levels get their own themes
December 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
What do you mean Ultrakill Encore levels get their own themes
Me anytime I recommend uktrakill to literally ANYBODY
Hating on shit you haven't even tried>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 24, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Me anytime I recommend uktrakill to literally ANYBODY
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Hating on shit you haven't even tried>>>>>>>>>>>>
December 24, 2024 at 6:34 AM
Hating on shit you haven't even tried>>>>>>>>>>>>
People love Ultrakill, see the Ultracookie (cookie made by @leethegreat.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 AM
People love Ultrakill, see the Ultracookie (cookie made by @leethegreat.bsky.social
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What were my 2024 achievements…..? Well, let’s just say…. I jorked my pean
December 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
What were my 2024 achievements…..? Well, let’s just say…. I jorked my pean
If you don’t fw Ultrakill, yeah I understand that games hard as hell but fuck you anyway.
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December 22, 2024 at 4:34 PM
If you don’t fw Ultrakill, yeah I understand that games hard as hell but fuck you anyway.
Yeah there’s no climate crisis, we only managed to pull a tomato from our garden late December. Trust me bro.
December 21, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Yeah there’s no climate crisis, we only managed to pull a tomato from our garden late December. Trust me bro.
One thing that “geniuses” like to use as a gotcha in anti healthcare conversations is “the doctors would have to be slaves so you want to make slavery legal again?” In what world did anybody want that? Also, look at countries with free healthcare, their doctors aren’t volunteers or slaves.
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
One thing that “geniuses” like to use as a gotcha in anti healthcare conversations is “the doctors would have to be slaves so you want to make slavery legal again?” In what world did anybody want that? Also, look at countries with free healthcare, their doctors aren’t volunteers or slaves.
“YOURE NOT EVEN MORTA-“
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December 6, 2024 at 4:36 AM
“YOURE NOT EVEN MORTA-“
I’ve never seen a Republican post anything positive lmao. I’ve seen hate speech relentlessly, even where I shouldn’t see it (I REALLY shouldn’t be seeing it anywhere). Do they enjoy anything…?
November 26, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I’ve never seen a Republican post anything positive lmao. I’ve seen hate speech relentlessly, even where I shouldn’t see it (I REALLY shouldn’t be seeing it anywhere). Do they enjoy anything…?
The Ten Commandments says nothing about “though shalt not love another man” but the “Christian country” is built upon the idea of we MUST have the right to kill. We pride ourselves as a country for our “defense budget” when we’re blowing up little kids.
November 23, 2024 at 5:25 AM
The Ten Commandments says nothing about “though shalt not love another man” but the “Christian country” is built upon the idea of we MUST have the right to kill. We pride ourselves as a country for our “defense budget” when we’re blowing up little kids.
I got cold last night so I opened RDR2 on my computer and cranked my graphics up. Woke up around midnight to turn it off because I was laying in a fucking puddle
November 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I got cold last night so I opened RDR2 on my computer and cranked my graphics up. Woke up around midnight to turn it off because I was laying in a fucking puddle
I had a dream where I woke up and got ready for work but all my laundry was wet, and then I woke up VERY confused and still in my pajamas.
November 20, 2024 at 12:48 PM
I had a dream where I woke up and got ready for work but all my laundry was wet, and then I woke up VERY confused and still in my pajamas.
Xitter doesn’t even have anything on it lmao. It has just turned into another truth social echo chamber of conservative cucks repeating the same nonsensical things. 90% of those are all from AI.
November 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Xitter doesn’t even have anything on it lmao. It has just turned into another truth social echo chamber of conservative cucks repeating the same nonsensical things. 90% of those are all from AI.
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Ain't no misgemderin' gon happin on my watch!
November 16, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Ain't no misgemderin' gon happin on my watch!
He’s mad he’s not eating roadkill
November 17, 2024 at 5:15 PM
He’s mad he’s not eating roadkill
How come I can find starter packs (I don’t even know what they are???) of things I’ve never heard of but I need one for the things I like and they’re nowhere to be seen.
November 17, 2024 at 5:10 PM
How come I can find starter packs (I don’t even know what they are???) of things I’ve never heard of but I need one for the things I like and they’re nowhere to be seen.
Thank you yaoi SpongeBob
2 feet of snow at -10 degrees when you’re a kid in school vs when you’re an adult without a car
November 17, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Thank you yaoi SpongeBob
I love the block button. Insufferable MAGAts? Blocked (it’s a shame the block lists missed them somehow). Porn I don’t want to see (fat furries????) blocked.
November 16, 2024 at 1:53 AM
I love the block button. Insufferable MAGAts? Blocked (it’s a shame the block lists missed them somehow). Porn I don’t want to see (fat furries????) blocked.
Can the MAGA blocklists do their things? Also how do I report an account to the blocklist?
November 12, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Can the MAGA blocklists do their things? Also how do I report an account to the blocklist?
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Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
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November 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts
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Anything that works
November 8, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Anything that works
Tornado update: I’m fine :3
November 8, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Tornado update: I’m fine :3