🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️
@sh1ft.bsky.social
• accountant • casual punk • level 7 paladin • hockey fan • history buff • shorter than you •
If you’re here cuz you’re mad that’s a you problem
If you’re here cuz you’re mad that’s a you problem
This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.
November 25, 2024 at 4:42 PM
This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.
Wait I have somethin for this
November 20, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Wait I have somethin for this
Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.
August 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.
Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀
March 5, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀
Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.
March 2, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.
One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀
March 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀
Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.
February 27, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.
Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
February 27, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke
February 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke
Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is
February 26, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is
Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.
February 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.
Nah. I prefer boobies.
February 24, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Nah. I prefer boobies.
Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self.
February 24, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self.
Show my range?
If you insist.
If you insist.
February 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Show my range?
If you insist.
If you insist.
Me @ the city council meeting after they denied the permit for my patio.
February 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me @ the city council meeting after they denied the permit for my patio.
Helldivers 2 reviews be like
February 21, 2024 at 5:32 AM
Helldivers 2 reviews be like
Just felt like you all needed to be introduced to this very wholesome and hyper specific shop near my house.
February 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Just felt like you all needed to be introduced to this very wholesome and hyper specific shop near my house.
After rewatching Supernatural here’s my hot take.
February 20, 2024 at 5:14 PM
After rewatching Supernatural here’s my hot take.
Alright fine I guess I’ll ALSO post something horny for the skyline you goddamn gremlins.
February 20, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Alright fine I guess I’ll ALSO post something horny for the skyline you goddamn gremlins.
