🎮 Sh1ft ⬆️
@sh1ft.bsky.social
• accountant • casual punk • level 7 paladin • hockey fan • history buff • shorter than you •
If you’re here cuz you’re mad that’s a you problem
If you’re here cuz you’re mad that’s a you problem
This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.
November 25, 2024 at 4:42 PM
This is the face he makes when all the company leaves and he’s no longer the center of attention.
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Happy Thigh Thursday ya Hooligans & Hotties 💖
November 21, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Happy Thigh Thursday ya Hooligans & Hotties 💖
Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.
August 12, 2024 at 4:34 PM
Ah gas station bathroom walls, truly the voice of the people.
Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀
March 5, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Just had this conversation and realization and curious to see who else out there can relate 👀👀
Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.
March 2, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Yall im crying now throw them in the rio.
One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀
March 1, 2024 at 7:13 PM
One of these days I’ll dig the old kodak out again and do a vintage film pinup shoot 👀
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me @ all the wagon wednesday participants 🍑🖤✨
February 29, 2024 at 3:57 AM
me @ all the wagon wednesday participants 🍑🖤✨
February 29, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.
February 27, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Finally figured out how to get the governor to quit fucking texting me.
Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
February 27, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Me: Sorry I can’t come to work today I found a dog in my yard.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
Boss: Again? Thats what you said yesterday!
Me: Well yeah he lives here.
20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke
February 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
20 years for me to realize Rolf made a dick joke
Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is
February 26, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Sorry babe I don’t have enough gas to get you to Pound Town. Best I can do is
Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.
February 26, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Gotta say being a broke nerdy kid in rural tx was tough. Now I find out most of the comics I wanted to read are almost all free on Kindle so if you need me I’ll be here.
Update: They got raided by the PD so now they keep the police budget posted in the shop along with a copy of the state law that gets stapled to every purchase.
Bee Hippy is based AF.
Bee Hippy is based AF.
Just felt like you all needed to be introduced to this very wholesome and hyper specific shop near my house.
February 24, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Update: They got raided by the PD so now they keep the police budget posted in the shop along with a copy of the state law that gets stapled to every purchase.
Bee Hippy is based AF.
Bee Hippy is based AF.
I wish I had the self confidence of someone with an OF subscription cost higher than Netflix. 😩
February 24, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I wish I had the self confidence of someone with an OF subscription cost higher than Netflix. 😩
Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self.
February 24, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Watched some drawing tutorials on youtube so I could express my true internal self.
Damn moderation is catching a lot of yall. Half my feed looks like the bystanders on Cops watching the handcuffs go on someone.
February 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Damn moderation is catching a lot of yall. Half my feed looks like the bystanders on Cops watching the handcuffs go on someone.
It will never not be funny to me that during the middle of the civil war the Lincoln administration continued charging property taxes on the confederate states.
February 23, 2024 at 3:52 PM
It will never not be funny to me that during the middle of the civil war the Lincoln administration continued charging property taxes on the confederate states.
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart ❤️
February 23, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart ❤️
Show my range?
If you insist.
If you insist.
February 23, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Show my range?
If you insist.
If you insist.
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whoever said coffee and cigarettes works best in the mornings has never tried cocaine
February 23, 2024 at 1:18 AM
whoever said coffee and cigarettes works best in the mornings has never tried cocaine
Me @ the city council meeting after they denied the permit for my patio.
February 22, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Me @ the city council meeting after they denied the permit for my patio.
If there isn’t a server spot open for me on HellDivers when I get home I swear to god I’m reporting every person online for using the N word until a space opens up.
February 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
If there isn’t a server spot open for me on HellDivers when I get home I swear to god I’m reporting every person online for using the N word until a space opens up.