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@sguysmw.bsky.social
Him. Born in 2004 (20 years). Recovering Orthodox Christian. 161 📎
it turns out that B23-7 is heading to a grain company
July 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
it turns out that B23-7 is heading to a grain company
What if Stephen Colbert revived the Colbert Report, except OUR eagle comes back home to Canada (as it should!) just to piss off Trump?
July 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
What if Stephen Colbert revived the Colbert Report, except OUR eagle comes back home to Canada (as it should!) just to piss off Trump?
🎶Norfolk Southern, what's your function?🎶
July 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
🎶Norfolk Southern, what's your function?🎶
If you see this, post a bird or two.
June 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
If you see this, post a bird or two.
(cw: white supremacy, tradcath)
I have no words. This person deliberately used the Lord's name in vain to justify white supremacy in the United States and beyond. Let me be clear, that user would've HATED the true Jesus.
I have no words. This person deliberately used the Lord's name in vain to justify white supremacy in the United States and beyond. Let me be clear, that user would've HATED the true Jesus.
June 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(cw: white supremacy, tradcath)
I have no words. This person deliberately used the Lord's name in vain to justify white supremacy in the United States and beyond. Let me be clear, that user would've HATED the true Jesus.
I have no words. This person deliberately used the Lord's name in vain to justify white supremacy in the United States and beyond. Let me be clear, that user would've HATED the true Jesus.
I wanna make a mixtape for commuter rail in North America, kinda like Alan Fisher.
April 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I wanna make a mixtape for commuter rail in North America, kinda like Alan Fisher.
I decided to simulate a sort of Pop Culture World Cup on ChatGPT because why not. Here are the groups.
March 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I decided to simulate a sort of Pop Culture World Cup on ChatGPT because why not. Here are the groups.
7. Axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum), nominated by @subbyspaced.bsky.social
These paedomorphic salamanders can only be found in an endorheic lake outside Mexico City. They were named after the Aztec god of fire, Xolotl; he transformed himself into an axolotl in order to avoid being sacrificed.
These paedomorphic salamanders can only be found in an endorheic lake outside Mexico City. They were named after the Aztec god of fire, Xolotl; he transformed himself into an axolotl in order to avoid being sacrificed.
March 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
7. Axolotl (Ambystoma mexicanum), nominated by @subbyspaced.bsky.social
These paedomorphic salamanders can only be found in an endorheic lake outside Mexico City. They were named after the Aztec god of fire, Xolotl; he transformed himself into an axolotl in order to avoid being sacrificed.
These paedomorphic salamanders can only be found in an endorheic lake outside Mexico City. They were named after the Aztec god of fire, Xolotl; he transformed himself into an axolotl in order to avoid being sacrificed.
Shoot, I forgot to do alt text.
March 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Shoot, I forgot to do alt text.
6. European mole (Talpa europaea), nominated by @wikiascratchboy.bsky.social
European moles are widely distributed across Eurasia. They use an extensive and ever-expanding tunnel system to hunt their prey. A favourite is earthworms, which they paralyze using toxic saliva.
European moles are widely distributed across Eurasia. They use an extensive and ever-expanding tunnel system to hunt their prey. A favourite is earthworms, which they paralyze using toxic saliva.
March 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
6. European mole (Talpa europaea), nominated by @wikiascratchboy.bsky.social
European moles are widely distributed across Eurasia. They use an extensive and ever-expanding tunnel system to hunt their prey. A favourite is earthworms, which they paralyze using toxic saliva.
European moles are widely distributed across Eurasia. They use an extensive and ever-expanding tunnel system to hunt their prey. A favourite is earthworms, which they paralyze using toxic saliva.
5. Red kangaroo (Osphranter rufus), nominated by @wsickow.bsky.social
The largest of the marsupials, red kangaroos are found across Australia except for the more fertile areas of the country. Kangaroos are a symbol of Australia, appearing in the likes of its coat of arms and the Qantas logo.
The largest of the marsupials, red kangaroos are found across Australia except for the more fertile areas of the country. Kangaroos are a symbol of Australia, appearing in the likes of its coat of arms and the Qantas logo.
March 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
5. Red kangaroo (Osphranter rufus), nominated by @wsickow.bsky.social
The largest of the marsupials, red kangaroos are found across Australia except for the more fertile areas of the country. Kangaroos are a symbol of Australia, appearing in the likes of its coat of arms and the Qantas logo.
The largest of the marsupials, red kangaroos are found across Australia except for the more fertile areas of the country. Kangaroos are a symbol of Australia, appearing in the likes of its coat of arms and the Qantas logo.
4. Rainbow trout (Oncorhynchus mykiss), nominated by @stanleyschicken.bsky.social
The most widely distributed trout species, rainbow trout can be found in cold tributaries of North America and Asia. Steelheads are an anadromous form of multiple subspecies that run to the sea and back.
The most widely distributed trout species, rainbow trout can be found in cold tributaries of North America and Asia. Steelheads are an anadromous form of multiple subspecies that run to the sea and back.
March 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
4. Rainbow trout (Oncorhynchus mykiss), nominated by @stanleyschicken.bsky.social
The most widely distributed trout species, rainbow trout can be found in cold tributaries of North America and Asia. Steelheads are an anadromous form of multiple subspecies that run to the sea and back.
The most widely distributed trout species, rainbow trout can be found in cold tributaries of North America and Asia. Steelheads are an anadromous form of multiple subspecies that run to the sea and back.
3. American black bear (Ursus americanus), nominated by @some-bear.bsky.social
American black bears are the smallest and most widely distributed in North America. An omnivore, black bears are skilled climbers, using the trees to find food and escape from predators.
American black bears are the smallest and most widely distributed in North America. An omnivore, black bears are skilled climbers, using the trees to find food and escape from predators.
March 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
3. American black bear (Ursus americanus), nominated by @some-bear.bsky.social
American black bears are the smallest and most widely distributed in North America. An omnivore, black bears are skilled climbers, using the trees to find food and escape from predators.
American black bears are the smallest and most widely distributed in North America. An omnivore, black bears are skilled climbers, using the trees to find food and escape from predators.
2. Fairyfly (family Mymaridae), nominated by @alphermebo.bsky.social
Fairyflies are a family of chalcid wasps. Among its species is Dicopomorpha echmepterygis, the smallest known insect. Fairyflies are parasitoids of other insects' eggs and have interestingly-shaped wings that look like a brush.
Fairyflies are a family of chalcid wasps. Among its species is Dicopomorpha echmepterygis, the smallest known insect. Fairyflies are parasitoids of other insects' eggs and have interestingly-shaped wings that look like a brush.
March 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
2. Fairyfly (family Mymaridae), nominated by @alphermebo.bsky.social
Fairyflies are a family of chalcid wasps. Among its species is Dicopomorpha echmepterygis, the smallest known insect. Fairyflies are parasitoids of other insects' eggs and have interestingly-shaped wings that look like a brush.
Fairyflies are a family of chalcid wasps. Among its species is Dicopomorpha echmepterygis, the smallest known insect. Fairyflies are parasitoids of other insects' eggs and have interestingly-shaped wings that look like a brush.
1. Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus), nominated by @janjuna.bsky.social
Greenland sharks can be found in the North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans. They are most notable for their surprising longevity, as they can live up to 400 years—longer than the USA.
Greenland sharks can be found in the North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans. They are most notable for their surprising longevity, as they can live up to 400 years—longer than the USA.
March 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
1. Greenland shark (Somniosus microcephalus), nominated by @janjuna.bsky.social
Greenland sharks can be found in the North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans. They are most notable for their surprising longevity, as they can live up to 400 years—longer than the USA.
Greenland sharks can be found in the North Atlantic and Arctic Oceans. They are most notable for their surprising longevity, as they can live up to 400 years—longer than the USA.
What is Bluesky?
No, seriously, we're on today's Jeopardy! episode.
No, seriously, we're on today's Jeopardy! episode.
March 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What is Bluesky?
No, seriously, we're on today's Jeopardy! episode.
No, seriously, we're on today's Jeopardy! episode.
A fifth spot has been confirmed for the Pop Culture World Series in the form of a Table Town Middle School team from Kiff!
Who should take the other 15 spots? Make sure the team has at least 9 eligible characters and a wiki.
Who should take the other 15 spots? Make sure the team has at least 9 eligible characters and a wiki.
February 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
A fifth spot has been confirmed for the Pop Culture World Series in the form of a Table Town Middle School team from Kiff!
Who should take the other 15 spots? Make sure the team has at least 9 eligible characters and a wiki.
Who should take the other 15 spots? Make sure the team has at least 9 eligible characters and a wiki.
The third spot has been filled by Baba Is You! 17 spots remain. Nominate a franchise here!
January 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The third spot has been filled by Baba Is You! 17 spots remain. Nominate a franchise here!
Our second team has been chosen, and they come from Lakewood Elementary in the Arthur universe! According to the wiki, here's the lineup:
January 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Our second team has been chosen, and they come from Lakewood Elementary in the Arthur universe! According to the wiki, here's the lineup:
The host side in this case represents Wii Sports. Here's the starting nine, now with a diagram:
January 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The host side in this case represents Wii Sports. Here's the starting nine, now with a diagram: