Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them)
@sgthotpants.bsky.social
Growing plants in a famous haunted house.
Queer antiracist stoner.
I do the Sunday crossword in pen.
Queer antiracist stoner.
I do the Sunday crossword in pen.
So when I get a reference request for my formerly 19-year old lil baby of the restaurant TO BECOME A WHOLE ASS LAWYER, I cry.
A lot. 🥹
A lot. 🥹
April 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So when I get a reference request for my formerly 19-year old lil baby of the restaurant TO BECOME A WHOLE ASS LAWYER, I cry.
A lot. 🥹
A lot. 🥹
I'm proud of all of them like they're my own babies.
April 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm proud of all of them like they're my own babies.
A lot of those young folks, finally having a bit of employment security, were able to take a breath and figure out what they wanted to do with their life.
April 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A lot of those young folks, finally having a bit of employment security, were able to take a breath and figure out what they wanted to do with their life.
Learn all the lyrics to 30 Point Buck
April 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Learn all the lyrics to 30 Point Buck
Win the butter sculpture contest at the county fair ffs
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Win the butter sculpture contest at the county fair ffs
Go full stereotype and give some tax breaks to dairy farmers and football teams then you're set wtf
April 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Go full stereotype and give some tax breaks to dairy farmers and football teams then you're set wtf
Imagine:
You think you're the king of the world, then you can't even buy a judicial seat in fucking Wisconsin
You think you're the king of the world, then you can't even buy a judicial seat in fucking Wisconsin
April 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Imagine:
You think you're the king of the world, then you can't even buy a judicial seat in fucking Wisconsin
You think you're the king of the world, then you can't even buy a judicial seat in fucking Wisconsin
No idea how this ends, except that keeping things the way they are isn't an acceptable outcome.
March 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
No idea how this ends, except that keeping things the way they are isn't an acceptable outcome.
My husband is...not a very emotional human.
I am a hyper emotional person.
It's not working out well right now.
I am a hyper emotional person.
It's not working out well right now.
March 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My husband is...not a very emotional human.
I am a hyper emotional person.
It's not working out well right now.
I am a hyper emotional person.
It's not working out well right now.
And surprise!
I'm desperately fucking lonely.
I'm desperately fucking lonely.
March 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
And surprise!
I'm desperately fucking lonely.
I'm desperately fucking lonely.
We found that using any browser other than Chrome helps fwiw
March 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
We found that using any browser other than Chrome helps fwiw
I don't know if we can recover from this. I may be too far gone.
Which makes it worse when he's finally listening for the first time.
Which makes it worse when he's finally listening for the first time.
March 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I don't know if we can recover from this. I may be too far gone.
Which makes it worse when he's finally listening for the first time.
Which makes it worse when he's finally listening for the first time.
I'm so shattered about the lack of birthday planning bc of this.
It was the final straw in a pattern of ignoring my (admittedly strong) feelings.
It was the final straw in a pattern of ignoring my (admittedly strong) feelings.
March 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I'm so shattered about the lack of birthday planning bc of this.
It was the final straw in a pattern of ignoring my (admittedly strong) feelings.
It was the final straw in a pattern of ignoring my (admittedly strong) feelings.
This article was the first time he really listened, bc it's basically a list of all the things I've talked about before.
March 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This article was the first time he really listened, bc it's basically a list of all the things I've talked about before.
My PTSD and history of abuse has been amplifying these feelings in my head for years. I literally do not have the ability to stop thinking about it, ever
March 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
My PTSD and history of abuse has been amplifying these feelings in my head for years. I literally do not have the ability to stop thinking about it, ever
It's okay. I know my value now.
March 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
It's okay. I know my value now.