Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them)
@sgthotpants.bsky.social
Growing plants in a famous haunted house.
Queer antiracist stoner.
I do the Sunday crossword in pen.
Queer antiracist stoner.
I do the Sunday crossword in pen.
I love the views when waiting to vote at the library
April 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I love the views when waiting to vote at the library
So when I get a reference request for my formerly 19-year old lil baby of the restaurant TO BECOME A WHOLE ASS LAWYER, I cry.
A lot. 🥹
A lot. 🥹
April 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
So when I get a reference request for my formerly 19-year old lil baby of the restaurant TO BECOME A WHOLE ASS LAWYER, I cry.
A lot. 🥹
A lot. 🥹
Day two of being unable to function due to the pain bc I
*Checks notes*
Wore very low heels for a few hours Saturday evening
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Wore very low heels for a few hours Saturday evening
March 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Day two of being unable to function due to the pain bc I
*Checks notes*
Wore very low heels for a few hours Saturday evening
*Checks notes*
Wore very low heels for a few hours Saturday evening
Birthday party viiiiibe
March 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Birthday party viiiiibe
My baby boy is pure fucking joy and it was awesome to get stabbed by him, livin his dream
Also omg our hair together is a whole ass mood
Also omg our hair together is a whole ass mood
March 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
My baby boy is pure fucking joy and it was awesome to get stabbed by him, livin his dream
Also omg our hair together is a whole ass mood
Also omg our hair together is a whole ass mood
Two tattoos so far:
A praying mantis getting ready to fight my other praying mantis
The moon tarot, which largely is a reference to the funniest three seconds of Orange is the New Black and I can't stop giggling about it
A praying mantis getting ready to fight my other praying mantis
The moon tarot, which largely is a reference to the funniest three seconds of Orange is the New Black and I can't stop giggling about it
March 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Two tattoos so far:
A praying mantis getting ready to fight my other praying mantis
The moon tarot, which largely is a reference to the funniest three seconds of Orange is the New Black and I can't stop giggling about it
A praying mantis getting ready to fight my other praying mantis
The moon tarot, which largely is a reference to the funniest three seconds of Orange is the New Black and I can't stop giggling about it
Heyyyyyyyy frienz who have fully exited Meta, here's some copypasta, sorry I'm lazy I'm old
February 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Heyyyyyyyy frienz who have fully exited Meta, here's some copypasta, sorry I'm lazy I'm old
Happy to add this though!
February 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy to add this though!
If on Android, long press to highlight text then select "translate"
February 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If on Android, long press to highlight text then select "translate"
Hey hotpants, why is your kitchen floor covered in dog food? Did someone knock over his bowl?
Shadow at literally every meal:
Shadow at literally every meal:
February 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hey hotpants, why is your kitchen floor covered in dog food? Did someone knock over his bowl?
Shadow at literally every meal:
Shadow at literally every meal:
Also now I'm a blonde lollllll I forgot I did this Wednesday night right before I got sick
February 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Also now I'm a blonde lollllll I forgot I did this Wednesday night right before I got sick
When you have super cool creative friends, sometimes they design a shirt for you 😍
February 19, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When you have super cool creative friends, sometimes they design a shirt for you 😍
There is quality snow coming down from this storm.
Crunchy. Like potato chips.
Shadow keeps biting it 😄
Crunchy. Like potato chips.
Shadow keeps biting it 😄
February 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
There is quality snow coming down from this storm.
Crunchy. Like potato chips.
Shadow keeps biting it 😄
Crunchy. Like potato chips.
Shadow keeps biting it 😄
Need outfit inspo for my birthday party?
Our bay window would be perfect for you to recreate a shot like this!
Our bay window would be perfect for you to recreate a shot like this!
February 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Need outfit inspo for my birthday party?
Our bay window would be perfect for you to recreate a shot like this!
Our bay window would be perfect for you to recreate a shot like this!
Four years ago, two blue oil ferns, a marble pink princess Philo, an alocasia Jacklyn and a variegated frydek would have been a lot more than $80.
What a good time to love plants.
What a good time to love plants.
February 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Four years ago, two blue oil ferns, a marble pink princess Philo, an alocasia Jacklyn and a variegated frydek would have been a lot more than $80.
What a good time to love plants.
What a good time to love plants.
Tal vez me encantan estos memes porque ahora saben dónde está Mérida en un mapa.
February 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Tal vez me encantan estos memes porque ahora saben dónde está Mérida en un mapa.
These are my favorite things 😂
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
These are my favorite things 😂
It's been a long time since I've done this sort of baking, but it seemed a fitting start to the next 8 days of Making All The Party Snacks 🌿
February 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's been a long time since I've done this sort of baking, but it seemed a fitting start to the next 8 days of Making All The Party Snacks 🌿
😭😭
Some years it's 80 degrees and sunny on my birthday, other years we have a blizzard.
While I'm stoked for no snow, I'd love to see another 20 or 30 degrees tacked on
Some years it's 80 degrees and sunny on my birthday, other years we have a blizzard.
While I'm stoked for no snow, I'd love to see another 20 or 30 degrees tacked on
February 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
😭😭
Some years it's 80 degrees and sunny on my birthday, other years we have a blizzard.
While I'm stoked for no snow, I'd love to see another 20 or 30 degrees tacked on
Some years it's 80 degrees and sunny on my birthday, other years we have a blizzard.
While I'm stoked for no snow, I'd love to see another 20 or 30 degrees tacked on
Looking around for some dessert recipes to make and now this is likely going to be served at my party
February 13, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Looking around for some dessert recipes to make and now this is likely going to be served at my party
Lolol if anybody is wondering how the city of Saint Louis is doing...
(We have a decent amount of snow expected starting tomorrow am)
(We have a decent amount of snow expected starting tomorrow am)
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Lolol if anybody is wondering how the city of Saint Louis is doing...
(We have a decent amount of snow expected starting tomorrow am)
(We have a decent amount of snow expected starting tomorrow am)
Guess what fkn time it is??
February 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Guess what fkn time it is??