he’s also 100% accidentally swallowed a lens cap before

Ghost like, “look Johnny! I’m a photographer too!” and Soap is chasing after him like a madman trying to stop a 1.5-ton bear from breaking his expensive equipment

Ghost’s plan:

Step 1: lure cute photographer into den by stealing his equipment.
Step 2: aggressively cuddle cute photographer so that he can’t leave.
Step 3: profit.

THEY👏ARE👏PROVIDERS

LET THEIR INSTINCTS DRIVE THEM TO COMFORT AND CARE RATHER THAN VIOLENCE

YESSSS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

*nods so aggressively that I hit my head and pass out on the spot*