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sgazzetti
@sgazzetti.bsky.social
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Never broken a bone. Mercator’s projection deplorer, Grice’s maxims supporter. Like patience on a monument. Fascist-hating army vet in The Land of Enchantment.
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Hey, @seinfeldism.bsky.social, look what Edgar Allan Poe and I made:
A meme. A still frame from the Seinfeld episode “The Junk Mail.” Kramer stands in front of his mailbox, which he has bricked up to avoid Pottery Barn catalogs. The Impact font reads, “Fortunato, the whole catacombs is brick.”
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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A frame from the third season of “Stranger Things.” Robin (Maya Hawke) and Steve (Joe Keery) are both wearing the cheesy sailor suits required for employees of Scoops Ahoy. She confronts him with a whiteboard chart tallying his successes (“YOU RULE”) and failures (“YOU SUCK”). The former shows no marks; the latter, six. The subtitle reads, “It’s this stupid hat.”
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Moon over the Needle, Sandías.
A pale moon, just shy of full, floats in a mauve sky over a rugged granite ridge, with golden cottonwood leaves in the lower right foreground.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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I wasn’t exercising adequate situational awareness so I got scared by my colleague’s Halloween decorations.
A spooky skeleton bound to a chair with red ‘DANGER’ tape sits outside an office door. An orange trick-or-treating bucket full of spooky Runts sits between its femurs.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Returning from Santa Fe National Forest.
An eroded canyon landscape of volcanic tuff in shades of beige and tan. Beyond the Sangre de Christo mountains wear an early dusting of snow below blue October skies ruffled with pale clouds.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Heading up to Santa Fe National Forest.
An austere sign reading “City of Albuquerque,” with young desert willows sprouting around it. The Sandía Crest provides the backdrop.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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An impressive cloud pinks up over Santa Fe, New Mexico
A massive cumulus cloud empinkens over the capital of New Mexico, viewed from the south as the sun sets.
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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And WTAF is this giant golden hookah dildo doing in front of the Resolute desk?
A declining dotard reads poorly from ill-prepared remarks about how rich he is behind a desk we own in a house he doesn’t. A giant golden dong dominates the scene. No one knows why.
October 23, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Diarrhea Caligula with his bullshit plastic bric-a-brac.
An addled, incontinent loser hunkers in front of a marble fireplace defaced with tacky faux-gold tchotchkes that the pure of heart will have to burn with fire when the spirochetes are done with what remains of his brain
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Jimmy loves Taco Tuesday even when it gets bumped to Wednesday.
An entitled gray male tabby cat perches at a kitchen island that bears a tray of taco fixings. He looks hungry but shouldn’t be, since it’s just after ham o’clock.
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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The Albuquerque sky says trans rights are human rights.
A pink and blue dawn over Albuquerque, New Mexico.
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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Parked near the massive No Kings protest yesterday in downtown Albuquerque. Clearly an Antifa staff vehicle.
A bumper sticker reading “HONK IF YOU’D RATHER BE WATCHING THE 1999 CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE ‘THE MUMMY’ STARRING ACADEMY AWARD WINNERS BRENDAN FRASER AND RACHEL WEISZ”
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Gorilla protesters keeping ABQ weird. #nokings
A street protest scene of the 10/18 November Kings rally in downtown Albuquerque New Mexico. The scene is dominated by two people in gorilla costumes holding signs reading “NO KINGS BUT KONG” and “APES TOGETHER STRONG”
October 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Jimmy Legs in typical #caturday gam-dangling mode. Note the new lip scar courtesy of a recent tussle with Garfield.
An entitled gray male tabby cat perches on the back of a colorful arm chair. He gazes steadily into the camera as if to say “come at me, bro”
October 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Forgot to post a pic from Albuquerque’s 53rd annual Balloon Fiesta that wrapped up last weekend. Here’s my favorite from the Friday night ‘Glowdeo’:
A nightscape with a row of balloons illuminated from within by their gas burners. At center is a vivid orange cartoonish fox balloon.
October 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Albuquerque sky closes out a variable Saturday on a high note:
A pastel sunset reflected on the west-facing ridge of the Sandía Crest, pink, purple, and orange, with a sherbet cloud bank above and behind.
October 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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No balloons aloft today as Balloon Fiesta 2025 winds down. Also grounded: a very damp (Cooper’s?) hawk, who stopped by for a while during a rare midday downpour.
A wet hawk perches on a cinder block wall, looking pretty pissed off about the weather.
October 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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This isn’t over.
The same image as above, sans cat. The pocket tools abide, but Jimmy will be back.
October 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Jimmy is pointedly *not* pushing any Swiss Army knives or Leathermen off this credenza, but he is nothing if not patient.
#caturday
An entitled gray male tabby cat perches innocently on a walnut credenza, pointedly not pushing any objects off of it to clatter to oblivion.
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Few so-called news outlets have the vinegar to stand up to the pedophile-industrial complex, but The Onion knows which side of their bread is buttered by non-pedophiles, and I say hurrah! HURRAH!
Screenshot stating that the Onion’s seminal biopic of Jeffrey Epstein, detailing his intricate friendship connections to Donald Trump, is widely available, including on YouTube. It is called “Jeffrey Epstein; Bad Pedophile.” Watch it over and over and hide yer dottirs!
October 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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@monteiro.bsky.social in his newsletter nails it hard this week:
Screenshot from Mike Monteiro’s indispensable newsletter reading: “If you had dinner with a trans friend on Tuesday, and dinner with fascists on Thursday, your trans friend had dinner with a fascist on Tuesday.”
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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A rare cloudy morning in ABQ, but the balloonists got the green flag for mass ascension. Here are the northernmost dozen of the 50 or so aloft by 7:20.
12 balloons rise against a backdrop of clouds and ridgeline at Albuquerque’s 53rd Annual Balloon Fiesta.
October 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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“I fear President Trump believes the American people are so divided that today they will not stand up, fight for, and defend our most precious constitutional values so long as they are lulled into thinking their own personal interests are not affected.” “Is he correct?”
October 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Albuquerque skyline right now (New Mexico isn’t really a skyscraper kind of place).
From top to bottom: pale blue eastern sky, a spent line of rain clouds moving east, a wooded granite ridge, the Northeast Heights of Albuquerque, and cottonwood foliage in the lower left.
September 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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I can’t anymore with the naked tyranny here’s a cat.
An entitled gray male tabby cat who has never read any of the Federalist Papers or even the Bill of Rights snoozes on a fleece blankie, blissfully unaware that the criminal pedophile POTUS is coming for his right to say “bbbrp” every time he hops on the bed.
September 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM