sgazzetti
@sgazzetti.bsky.social
Never broken a bone. Mercator’s projection deplorer, Grice’s maxims supporter. Like patience on a monument. Fascist-hating army vet in The Land of Enchantment.
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sgazzetti
@sgazzetti.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Batter my heart, three-personed fry-cook.
“Never shake thy gory locks at me, Jeff”
November 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
“Never shake thy gory locks at me, Jeff”
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today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
today, like every day, is a good day to remember everything Lake Superior has taken from us. the only language the Great Lakes understand is force.
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
RIP to the Eddie Fitz
Hey, @seinfeldism.bsky.social, look what Edgar Allan Poe and I made:
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Hey, @seinfeldism.bsky.social, look what Edgar Allan Poe and I made:
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
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New Mexico Becomes First State To Offer Free Child Care
https://theonion.com/new-mexico-becomes-first-state-to-offer-free-child-care/
https://theonion.com/new-mexico-becomes-first-state-to-offer-free-child-care/
November 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
New Mexico Becomes First State To Offer Free Child Care
https://theonion.com/new-mexico-becomes-first-state-to-offer-free-child-care/
https://theonion.com/new-mexico-becomes-first-state-to-offer-free-child-care/
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trump and his minions will say some scary-sounding, threatening stuff in response to today’s results. he might even try to do something.
but don’t forget — not for one second — that he’s doing it because he’s scared and weaker than ever.
i do believe that we are going to win.
but don’t forget — not for one second — that he’s doing it because he’s scared and weaker than ever.
i do believe that we are going to win.
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
trump and his minions will say some scary-sounding, threatening stuff in response to today’s results. he might even try to do something.
but don’t forget — not for one second — that he’s doing it because he’s scared and weaker than ever.
i do believe that we are going to win.
but don’t forget — not for one second — that he’s doing it because he’s scared and weaker than ever.
i do believe that we are going to win.
Moon over the Needle, Sandías.
November 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Moon over the Needle, Sandías.
I require far more notice about National Sandwich Day. I’ve already packed my lunch. Do better, Jersey Mike.
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I require far more notice about National Sandwich Day. I’ve already packed my lunch. Do better, Jersey Mike.
Same, Toad. Same.
“This house is a mess. I have so much work to do,” said Toad.
Frog looked through the window. “Toad, you are right,” said Frog. “It is a mess.”
Toad pulled the covers over his head.
Frog looked through the window. “Toad, you are right,” said Frog. “It is a mess.”
Toad pulled the covers over his head.
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Same, Toad. Same.
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wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants
me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass
wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass
me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass
wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass
me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
October 31, 2024 at 6:29 PM
wife: why r u putting garlic in ur pants
me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass
wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass
me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
me: so dracula won’t try to eat my ass
wife: why would dracula try to eat ur ass
me: he won’t. the garlic- r u even listening
I wasn’t exercising adequate situational awareness so I got scared by my colleague’s Halloween decorations.
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I wasn’t exercising adequate situational awareness so I got scared by my colleague’s Halloween decorations.
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The President has been going door to door punching the weakest person in every household, usually a baby. We polled 5000 people to get their reaction and only 34% of respondents support the President's baby-punching initiative. 16% were unsure & 5% wanted to know if the baby deserved it.
October 30, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The President has been going door to door punching the weakest person in every household, usually a baby. We polled 5000 people to get their reaction and only 34% of respondents support the President's baby-punching initiative. 16% were unsure & 5% wanted to know if the baby deserved it.
Just six months ago.
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just six months ago.
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My perverse hope is that our apocalypse is so extreme in wiping out memory and history that future historians will be unable to offer any biographical details about the mysterious despot who ushered in a collapse of civilization beyond the epithet that saw him to an unmarked grave: Donny Two-Dolls.
For anyone in need of some perspective in these troubling times, I cannot recommend this book highly enough:
May 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My perverse hope is that our apocalypse is so extreme in wiping out memory and history that future historians will be unable to offer any biographical details about the mysterious despot who ushered in a collapse of civilization beyond the epithet that saw him to an unmarked grave: Donny Two-Dolls.
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Me and Dr. Agro are on the same page.
This quote from the Cosmo report stuck with me:
"I knew he didn’t recognise me as the person he’d once vowed to kill."
Reporter has icewater in her veins, absolutely metal to show up in-person
This quote from the Cosmo report stuck with me:
"I knew he didn’t recognise me as the person he’d once vowed to kill."
Reporter has icewater in her veins, absolutely metal to show up in-person
A writer tried dating alt-right men as an experiment to learn about them. There is so much going on here I don't even know where to start
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/love-sex/...
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Me and Dr. Agro are on the same page.
This quote from the Cosmo report stuck with me:
"I knew he didn’t recognise me as the person he’d once vowed to kill."
Reporter has icewater in her veins, absolutely metal to show up in-person
This quote from the Cosmo report stuck with me:
"I knew he didn’t recognise me as the person he’d once vowed to kill."
Reporter has icewater in her veins, absolutely metal to show up in-person
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Why did he get a MRI?
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Why did he get a MRI?
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Diving in vault of beans and swimming like Scrooge McDuck
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Diving in vault of beans and swimming like Scrooge McDuck
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"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.
October 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Kids dressed in halloween costumes walking to a parade" do not present an immediate threat to law enforcement officer and riot control measures may not be used, Ellis says.
Returning from Santa Fe National Forest.
October 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Returning from Santa Fe National Forest.
Heading up to Santa Fe National Forest.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Heading up to Santa Fe National Forest.
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An impressive cloud pinks up over Santa Fe, New Mexico
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
An impressive cloud pinks up over Santa Fe, New Mexico
Diarrhea Caligula with his bullshit plastic bric-a-brac.
October 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Diarrhea Caligula with his bullshit plastic bric-a-brac.