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mikey (he/him)
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relatively unhinged

nyc

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Thankful to be employed but why do I actually have to go???
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Why are people on TikTok saying Trump gave Bill Clinton a blowie????
November 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
All I needed was Anna, Regina and the Wayans brothers to be in it. The rest of the cast is a cherry on top. I can’t wait!!!!
Cast for 'Scary Movie 6' 🎞️

In theaters June 12, 2026
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Nice bulge - me flirting
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
😋
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Catching up with my #rholondon girlies today
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Deluxe edition of Confessions with bonus tracks!! 🙌🙌
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Also, I hope she never knows the cold side of a pillow.
I hope everyone, except Debra Messing, is having a pleasant evening. ☺️
November 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Republicans in my office are freaking out about Mamdani winning last night
November 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
What I love most about AOC is that she’s gonna bring up at least once an interview that Trump has 34 felonies 😆
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We are stuck with this asshat until 2029
Q: It's election day in NYC. Did you vote for Mamdani or Cuomo?

Schumer: "Look, I voted, and I look forward to working with the next mayor to help NYC."
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Hakeem Jeffries 😱😱😱
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let’s go Virginia! 👏👏👏
BREAKING: Democrat Abigail Spanberger flips control of the Virginia governorship, becoming the first woman to lead the state, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/47Ljn7Z
November 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Is it too early to be thinking about lunch?
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Repost because I keep seeing it and it gives me the ick. Am I wrong??
Seeing muscle gays post about body positivity always makes me giggle
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Me: I love your beetlejuice costume
Her: I’m not wearing a costume
Me: 😬😬
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
New episode of Welcome to Derry dropped early. The first one freaked me out but I liked it 😬
October 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Reposted by mikey (he/him)
that time beyoncé went as toni braxton for halloween and kris jenner thought she went as her
October 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I feel like it looks extra big today 👀
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hi, I’d like to f*ck you -me flirting 😏
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why did Cuomo agree to another debate??? Zohran Mamdani dog walked him every time. Is he a masochist? What a clown. 🤡
New York Mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani bodied Andrew Cuomo on live television.

According to Cuomo the sexual harassment and rape of women is not a serious or mature topic.
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
In another universe Arya Stark would’ve been a vampire slayer
October 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
On or off? ☺️
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Remember to be a responsible slut 💉🩸
October 15, 2025 at 10:58 PM