mikey (he/him)
@sfij.bsky.social
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Be gay; it’s more fun.
This norovirus got me fucked up
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 PM
This norovirus got me fucked up
How soon is too soon if I wanted to rewatch Heated Rivalry? 🥺🥺
December 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
How soon is too soon if I wanted to rewatch Heated Rivalry? 🥺🥺
Thinking about the woman from twitter who used to be in my DMs asking if she could peg me. She blocked me when I told her it was never going to happen. Hope she finally found a guy who would let her.
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Thinking about the woman from twitter who used to be in my DMs asking if she could peg me. She blocked me when I told her it was never going to happen. Hope she finally found a guy who would let her.
This was my fireman father’s worst nightmare 😂
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
This was my fireman father’s worst nightmare 😂
Just ordered a few singlets 😋
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just ordered a few singlets 😋
I got off the phone with my parents after discussing our Christmas holiday plans and immediately packed my edibles
December 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I got off the phone with my parents after discussing our Christmas holiday plans and immediately packed my edibles
Is this mental illness? And I don’t say that jokingly. Genuinely interested how this happened.
Nicki Minaj makes an appearance at Turning Point USA America Fest with Erika Kirk.
December 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Is this mental illness? And I don’t say that jokingly. Genuinely interested how this happened.
I wrote someone a very petty message but decided not to send it. I call that growth.
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I wrote someone a very petty message but decided not to send it. I call that growth.
That’s just my future baby daddy
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
That’s just my future baby daddy
Men are so stupid when they’re horny. They’ll believe anything you say to them 😂
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Men are so stupid when they’re horny. They’ll believe anything you say to them 😂
Be gay; it’s more fun.
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Be gay; it’s more fun.
Ohhhh the media conglomerates are fighTing
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Ohhhh the media conglomerates are fighTing
I’m gonna need a moment after this week’s episode of Welcome to Derry
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I’m gonna need a moment after this week’s episode of Welcome to Derry
This was a Scuff moment
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This was a Scuff moment
Not me thinking I left my AirPods in a Lyft, but they’re still in my ears 🤡
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Not me thinking I left my AirPods in a Lyft, but they’re still in my ears 🤡
17 of my top 20 Apple Music Replay songs are from Lady Gaga’s Mayhem the other three are Michelle Williams songs from Death Becomes Her 😂
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
17 of my top 20 Apple Music Replay songs are from Lady Gaga’s Mayhem the other three are Michelle Williams songs from Death Becomes Her 😂
Are the sunglasses supposed to draw attention away from him being bald?
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Are the sunglasses supposed to draw attention away from him being bald?
Immediate skip if you have this many instagram stories
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Immediate skip if you have this many instagram stories
My flight to Buffalo is in three hours. I guess I’ll pack now.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My flight to Buffalo is in three hours. I guess I’ll pack now.
He’s gooning for sure
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
He’s gooning for sure
Who got tickets to Robyn’s NYE show in Brooklyn? Tickets sold out in minutes. I need to know the type of sorcery you did to get them.
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Who got tickets to Robyn’s NYE show in Brooklyn? Tickets sold out in minutes. I need to know the type of sorcery you did to get them.