June
sezah.bsky.social
June
@sezah.bsky.social
It has pockets!!
Tell me you’re Canadian without saying you’re Canadian
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
One of the worst recipes I’ve seen, no hyperbole.

Also, what kinda chicken has 6 breasts????
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I like how it definitely has this “astronaut helmet” feel
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Especially from roasted bits!
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Every human body crushed inside a submarine at the bottom of the ocean was wealthy.

Stay poor
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m getting a whole chicken, using the meat three ways, scraps and bones into stock, then making soup from the broth…

It’s indeed a valuable if sad skill.
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Ready to punish all who gaze upon me (like Medusa, but becoming flaccid instead of stone)
November 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I don’t need to eat out to get all that sausage in me. Counterintuitive
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
If it feels right to both then there’s no wrong
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
They have solar panels on their tummies, how do you think they get charged???
November 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
… in a headlock, while giving a nougie and yelling “whoop-whoop-whoop-whoo-WHOOP!
November 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This will go PERFECTLY with his turtleneck bodysuit!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Sounds like someone has never driven in traffic before. Or been in a crowd that is trying to queue into a venue.

💯 cretinous, vicious imbeciles.

They’re just online now.
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I was stressed about getting a birthday gift for my partner but now…. PROBLEM SOLVED
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Can we start by tightening the restrictions on who gets drivers licenses in general? Maybe with some, I don’t know, age limits, regulation and testing? And punishments if the law is broken? I know, I know, I’m a radical
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
British “””””””Cuisine””””””””
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
1 me personally, I would put that thing a lot closer to the ground

2 she absolutely does not look like she’s having a good time. Maybe they should provide an “after” photo
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Tbh i’m not sure if that’s what ambrosia salad is, or something else. But I think it’s like mixed with whipped cream or coconut or some other goddamn things?

Hopefully not tuna
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 PM
It’d be interesting to send TEMU back in time and be like “not only do we have this now and it’s cheap and it’s common place, but it’s mostly China, absolutely awful and ruining everything”
November 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
What a gorgeous song
November 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
One hand snaps along to the walking baseline while the other holds a cigarette
November 15, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ginger Assassin is also its stripper name
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM