I made an off-recipe dinner: naan with eggplant, chanterelles, red onion, fresh sage, comté. Tapenade of kalmata, roasted red pepper, capers, anchovy.
Tbh I didn’t expect it to work, but it was good enough to make again
Tbh I didn’t expect it to work, but it was good enough to make again
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I made an off-recipe dinner: naan with eggplant, chanterelles, red onion, fresh sage, comté. Tapenade of kalmata, roasted red pepper, capers, anchovy.
Tbh I didn’t expect it to work, but it was good enough to make again
Tbh I didn’t expect it to work, but it was good enough to make again
Hot new slang: “build a bigger chicken” = increasing social defiance until a change happens
“that Starbucks strike gets a lot of attention, but for the CEOs to care and do anything, they’ll have to build a bigger chicken”
“that Starbucks strike gets a lot of attention, but for the CEOs to care and do anything, they’ll have to build a bigger chicken”
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hot new slang: “build a bigger chicken” = increasing social defiance until a change happens
“that Starbucks strike gets a lot of attention, but for the CEOs to care and do anything, they’ll have to build a bigger chicken”
“that Starbucks strike gets a lot of attention, but for the CEOs to care and do anything, they’ll have to build a bigger chicken”
Addendum: I cleaned my plate, came back for seconds, and then took home an additional box of meat.
At least, I’m 100% transparent in my priorities and I don’t put on social niceties when not warranted
At least, I’m 100% transparent in my priorities and I don’t put on social niceties when not warranted
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Addendum: I cleaned my plate, came back for seconds, and then took home an additional box of meat.
At least, I’m 100% transparent in my priorities and I don’t put on social niceties when not warranted
At least, I’m 100% transparent in my priorities and I don’t put on social niceties when not warranted
Thanksgiving buffet at work today. CEO is helping plate dishes. Finally got to meet her. I think my overflowing plate and request for extra gravy made an impression, just not the one I wanted.
But damn, this is so good I might humble myself for seconds.
But damn, this is so good I might humble myself for seconds.
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thanksgiving buffet at work today. CEO is helping plate dishes. Finally got to meet her. I think my overflowing plate and request for extra gravy made an impression, just not the one I wanted.
But damn, this is so good I might humble myself for seconds.
But damn, this is so good I might humble myself for seconds.
It’s time I brought this subject out from the shadows and shed some light on it. Saw this animal digging through our front yard a few days ago. Can’t identify it but it looks like one of those Japanese raccoon-dogs. Not sure; I’m in the dark about this one.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s time I brought this subject out from the shadows and shed some light on it. Saw this animal digging through our front yard a few days ago. Can’t identify it but it looks like one of those Japanese raccoon-dogs. Not sure; I’m in the dark about this one.
Chatting up the Terminix guy (about bugs and unsafe drivers)
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Chatting up the Terminix guy (about bugs and unsafe drivers)
I’m grateful for a lot of things in my life, like my own office on days when I’m especially gassy
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’m grateful for a lot of things in my life, like my own office on days when I’m especially gassy
This year Chris was in charge of buying the Halloween candy and i gotta say, he came correct
October 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This year Chris was in charge of buying the Halloween candy and i gotta say, he came correct
Let the theremin set the mood: youtu.be/RrxePKps87k?...
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand (Official Video)
YouTube video by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Let the theremin set the mood: youtu.be/RrxePKps87k?...
I’m purging bad contact info and noticed an outsize percent include “wsu” or “wazzu” or “cougs”… misspelled.
Damn fine education ya got there
Damn fine education ya got there
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’m purging bad contact info and noticed an outsize percent include “wsu” or “wazzu” or “cougs”… misspelled.
Damn fine education ya got there
Damn fine education ya got there
My car has stubble (this was AFTER I cleaned it off then drove to work)
October 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My car has stubble (this was AFTER I cleaned it off then drove to work)
I’m watching a terrible cooking show for French onion soup. The Chef loves that it’s a “simple recipe”, but his is “the best in the world “ and 36 steps in 4 1/2 hours long. And when he finishes, he calls his other Chef friends over to taste it and agree that his recipe is better than theirs
October 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I’m watching a terrible cooking show for French onion soup. The Chef loves that it’s a “simple recipe”, but his is “the best in the world “ and 36 steps in 4 1/2 hours long. And when he finishes, he calls his other Chef friends over to taste it and agree that his recipe is better than theirs
4:35 BLAZE IT
(Sorry, traffic was crazy)
(Sorry, traffic was crazy)
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
4:35 BLAZE IT
(Sorry, traffic was crazy)
(Sorry, traffic was crazy)
Photodump from Hawaii aka “feeling tropical, might delete later idk”
October 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Photodump from Hawaii aka “feeling tropical, might delete later idk”
1 ) catch leaks from broken turbine.
2) receive ramen.
2) receive ramen.
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
1 ) catch leaks from broken turbine.
2) receive ramen.
2) receive ramen.
It’s time for breakfast… and boarding the plane home. Fortunately I’ve packed some cold pancakes into a Foot Locker bag to eat from seat 22C.
youtu.be/rugeFZ7BG8g?...
youtu.be/rugeFZ7BG8g?...
Bringing a Bag of Pancakes Onto a Flight - Kyle Kinane
YouTube video by Comedy Central Stand-Up
youtu.be
October 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It’s time for breakfast… and boarding the plane home. Fortunately I’ve packed some cold pancakes into a Foot Locker bag to eat from seat 22C.
youtu.be/rugeFZ7BG8g?...
youtu.be/rugeFZ7BG8g?...
Ok, yes, good. How ‘bout making some square capers that don’t immediately fly off your food when you try to eat them??
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ok, yes, good. How ‘bout making some square capers that don’t immediately fly off your food when you try to eat them??
I’ve been sitting out on the balcony gradually watching the sky over Waikiki Beach get lighter before sunrise, while eating coconut tapioca and drinking spiced rum because:
It’s vacation, I never get to do this at home
I paid for this oceanfront balcony and damn me if I’m not gonna use it
It’s vacation, I never get to do this at home
I paid for this oceanfront balcony and damn me if I’m not gonna use it
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’ve been sitting out on the balcony gradually watching the sky over Waikiki Beach get lighter before sunrise, while eating coconut tapioca and drinking spiced rum because:
It’s vacation, I never get to do this at home
I paid for this oceanfront balcony and damn me if I’m not gonna use it
It’s vacation, I never get to do this at home
I paid for this oceanfront balcony and damn me if I’m not gonna use it
I’m so inspired by my surroundings.
Please throw me a Halloween+sports bar+Hawaiian Luau themed party.
Please throw me a Halloween+sports bar+Hawaiian Luau themed party.
October 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’m so inspired by my surroundings.
Please throw me a Halloween+sports bar+Hawaiian Luau themed party.
Please throw me a Halloween+sports bar+Hawaiian Luau themed party.
Never thought I’d spend a Wednesday on a rooftop bar on O’ahu watching the Mariners tank their 2-game ALCS lead shouting “WHAT THE HELL KIRBY” at the natives between bites of Poké tacos… but life is like that
October 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Never thought I’d spend a Wednesday on a rooftop bar on O’ahu watching the Mariners tank their 2-game ALCS lead shouting “WHAT THE HELL KIRBY” at the natives between bites of Poké tacos… but life is like that
I am so grateful to be here for the next couple days.
October 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I am so grateful to be here for the next couple days.
Only two days until I go to the airport to get my first taste of American institutionalized government propaganda*
*Kristi Noem’s TSA blast
*Kristi Noem’s TSA blast
October 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Only two days until I go to the airport to get my first taste of American institutionalized government propaganda*
*Kristi Noem’s TSA blast
*Kristi Noem’s TSA blast