Sexy Couches In Your Area
@sexycouches.bsky.social
Normalize human on couch love. We are an account that celebrates our unconventional life style.
🔞 On occasion.
🔞 On occasion.
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December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
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My official statement for anyone scared of a light-colored couch: get one with washable covers! Total game changer. ✨
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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It'll be in my dreams tonight for sure. 🥵
You can find me right here until further notice. ☁️ This is what cozy dreams are made of.
December 6, 2025 at 6:54 PM
It'll be in my dreams tonight for sure. 🥵
A little outside my price range unfortunately. Thankfully it's free to look! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
A little outside my price range unfortunately. Thankfully it's free to look! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
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Instantly thought of you when seeing this, @sexycouches.bsky.social
JD Vance's Viral Moment
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August 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Instantly thought of you when seeing this, @sexycouches.bsky.social
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July 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I just hope JD Vance takes lots of pictures of sexy British couches and shares them with me. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I just hope JD Vance takes lots of pictures of sexy British couches and shares them with me. @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
Good. For too long the rich have consolidated couches leaving only second-hand sofas for lower income citizens to make love to. I don't mind sloppy seconds but damn, sometimes I wanna break in a fresh new sofa myself...
Across various private New York Facebook groups viewed by CNN – such as those for residents of the Upper East Side – some users have anonymously discussed potential plans to move out of the city following Zohran Mamdani’s primary win. cnn.it/3IpkOjr
July 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Good. For too long the rich have consolidated couches leaving only second-hand sofas for lower income citizens to make love to. I don't mind sloppy seconds but damn, sometimes I wanna break in a fresh new sofa myself...
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You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with
July 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You may not like it but this is the best economic system we can come up with
Damn @jd-vance-1.bsky.social, you see the cake on this sofa?! I'll save ya a slice. 😉
July 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Damn @jd-vance-1.bsky.social, you see the cake on this sofa?! I'll save ya a slice. 😉
Whoa! I didn't realize I needed a flexible couch in my life but here we are! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social you seeing this?!
July 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Whoa! I didn't realize I needed a flexible couch in my life but here we are! @jd-vance-1.bsky.social you seeing this?!
A follower who wishes to remain anonymous shared this saucy little number with me.
July 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A follower who wishes to remain anonymous shared this saucy little number with me.
As tariffs start taking effect and couch prices begin increasing in gonna have to start grabbing sofas off the side of the road to satiate my furniture lust cause I'm not making VP money like my wingman @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
July 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM
As tariffs start taking effect and couch prices begin increasing in gonna have to start grabbing sofas off the side of the road to satiate my furniture lust cause I'm not making VP money like my wingman @jd-vance-1.bsky.social
There are so many ways to make love to this couch and I want to explore all of them🤯. Maybe my wingman, vice president @jd-vance-1.bsky.social could buy me one? 🙏
July 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
There are so many ways to make love to this couch and I want to explore all of them🤯. Maybe my wingman, vice president @jd-vance-1.bsky.social could buy me one? 🙏
Whoa, me and my wingman, vice president @jd-vance-1.bsky.social could fuck this couch together and take a lovely nap afterwards! 🍆💦🍆💦 💤💤
July 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Whoa, me and my wingman, vice president @jd-vance-1.bsky.social could fuck this couch together and take a lovely nap afterwards! 🍆💦🍆💦 💤💤
No people, just sofas. 😏❤️
July 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
No people, just sofas. 😏❤️
Sofas from Vietnam are about to increase in price by 20% thanks to tariffs. I don't understand why @jd-vance-1.bsky.social stays silent on matters that negatively affect couches. 😢
July 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Sofas from Vietnam are about to increase in price by 20% thanks to tariffs. I don't understand why @jd-vance-1.bsky.social stays silent on matters that negatively affect couches. 😢
Been sick the last few days and I don't know what I would do without the loving embrace of my couch. As much as I lust after other sofas the one at home will always be the best. ❤️
July 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Been sick the last few days and I don't know what I would do without the loving embrace of my couch. As much as I lust after other sofas the one at home will always be the best. ❤️
Oooo, I love a tatted up #couch! What do you think @jd-vance-1.bsky.social? (just found out my wingman is on bluesky!)
July 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Oooo, I love a tatted up #couch! What do you think @jd-vance-1.bsky.social? (just found out my wingman is on bluesky!)
Teachers, start introducing books with couch loving characters in them. Parents, sue to remove your children during that curriculum and watch my wingman, JD Vance personally address the Supreme Court when the case inevitable gets there.
June 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Teachers, start introducing books with couch loving characters in them. Parents, sue to remove your children during that curriculum and watch my wingman, JD Vance personally address the Supreme Court when the case inevitable gets there.
Wow. Not only is Randy Savage giving sage advice on masculinity but he's doing it while maintaining platonic contact with that couch. I hope to be as strong someday... 🤼😔
On the Arsenio Hall Show, Macho Man Randy Savage had a GREAT answer to the question if he ever cried.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
Happy Men's Mental Health Awareness Month.
June 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Wow. Not only is Randy Savage giving sage advice on masculinity but he's doing it while maintaining platonic contact with that couch. I hope to be as strong someday... 🤼😔
Someone get this Beetlejuice wannabe away from that couch! Someone let my wingman VP Vance know there's a couch being assaulted by Rod Stewart!
June 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Someone get this Beetlejuice wannabe away from that couch! Someone let my wingman VP Vance know there's a couch being assaulted by Rod Stewart!