World's Shortest Smut🔞
@sexyalttext.bsky.social
29 they/them thirsty wreck bisexual
I come here to practice spicy writing by creating alt texts for imaginary lewds inspired by pics I find around social media.
Can I write something hot just by describing a barely suggestive picture? Let's find out!
I come here to practice spicy writing by creating alt texts for imaginary lewds inspired by pics I find around social media.
Can I write something hot just by describing a barely suggestive picture? Let's find out!
Why do "twinks" in porn always look like 17 yo boys named Brayden
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Why do "twinks" in porn always look like 17 yo boys named Brayden
We all talk about chastity cages as a humiliation tool for pathetic little things whose poor excuse for a cock doesn't deserve to be seen.
But what about cages as an act of submission, a show of loyalty by a great beast?
But what about cages as an act of submission, a show of loyalty by a great beast?
August 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
We all talk about chastity cages as a humiliation tool for pathetic little things whose poor excuse for a cock doesn't deserve to be seen.
But what about cages as an act of submission, a show of loyalty by a great beast?
But what about cages as an act of submission, a show of loyalty by a great beast?
Thinking about this thread again because a friend posted a cute selfie today.
Reminder from your local smut cryptid that this project exists because alt text is an amazing tool for people posting spicy content. There's nothing stopping you from being extremely horny about describing yourself. With practice you can make your alt texts even hotter than your pics.
New posters: I didn’t know the importance of alt-text when I first joined. I learned fast. It’s extremely helpful. If you value inclusion, accessibility is part of that.
Artists/cosplayers:
If you rely on shares for commissions, tips etc. but don’t use alt-text you’re likely undercutting yourself.
Artists/cosplayers:
If you rely on shares for commissions, tips etc. but don’t use alt-text you’re likely undercutting yourself.
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Thinking about this thread again because a friend posted a cute selfie today.
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Love when they tell us exactly which strategies are working.
July 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Love when they tell us exactly which strategies are working.
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Lesson Number ONE!
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Human AU - Aleksandra and Astharosa Short Comic.
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Aleksandra is having some troubles with her grades, so one of her smartest classmates steps in to help her study for the finals.
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Human AU - Aleksandra and Astharosa Short Comic.
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Aleksandra is having some troubles with her grades, so one of her smartest classmates steps in to help her study for the finals.
December 17, 2024 at 2:27 PM
Lesson Number ONE!
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Human AU - Aleksandra and Astharosa Short Comic.
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Aleksandra is having some troubles with her grades, so one of her smartest classmates steps in to help her study for the finals.
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Human AU - Aleksandra and Astharosa Short Comic.
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Aleksandra is having some troubles with her grades, so one of her smartest classmates steps in to help her study for the finals.
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I wrote a series of hyper-short smut pieces to illustrate the scents of soaps I own, so my ex could choose which to smell on my neck when I visited them. Turns out they were a toxic mess, so here's my favorite for all of you to enjoy!
Title: Palo Santo Path (Part 1)
#nsfw #nsfwart
Title: Palo Santo Path (Part 1)
#nsfw #nsfwart
June 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I wrote a series of hyper-short smut pieces to illustrate the scents of soaps I own, so my ex could choose which to smell on my neck when I visited them. Turns out they were a toxic mess, so here's my favorite for all of you to enjoy!
Title: Palo Santo Path (Part 1)
#nsfw #nsfwart
Title: Palo Santo Path (Part 1)
#nsfw #nsfwart
June 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm so pissed.
I broke up with my abusive ex about a month ago, and I'm so mad because we came up with a goddamned phenomenal smut series together, and even though I'm the only one who ever wrote anything for it, they have documented claim to be a co-creator, so I can never publish it.
I broke up with my abusive ex about a month ago, and I'm so mad because we came up with a goddamned phenomenal smut series together, and even though I'm the only one who ever wrote anything for it, they have documented claim to be a co-creator, so I can never publish it.
June 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm so pissed.
I broke up with my abusive ex about a month ago, and I'm so mad because we came up with a goddamned phenomenal smut series together, and even though I'm the only one who ever wrote anything for it, they have documented claim to be a co-creator, so I can never publish it.
I broke up with my abusive ex about a month ago, and I'm so mad because we came up with a goddamned phenomenal smut series together, and even though I'm the only one who ever wrote anything for it, they have documented claim to be a co-creator, so I can never publish it.
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I got carried away.
May 19, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I got carried away.
Wait she's onto something here
Transfem cutie choosing to view ADHD as gender affirming bimbofication and instead of feeling intense self-directed anger, doing a silly little giggle.
May 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Wait she's onto something here
Elon Musk's breeding kink gives a bad name to breeding kinks
April 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Elon Musk's breeding kink gives a bad name to breeding kinks
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We don’t separate art from the artist in this house. People are complex and there’s art I revisit made by controversial people, but having a death grip on nostalgia and continuing to FUND art made by people who hate your loved ones in a very real way is cringe.
April 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We don’t separate art from the artist in this house. People are complex and there’s art I revisit made by controversial people, but having a death grip on nostalgia and continuing to FUND art made by people who hate your loved ones in a very real way is cringe.
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People asked me how I did curly hair, so I made an #art #tutorial
Perfectly happy to do more of these if people are interested in other things I do
I hope it helps!
#LoS-Torials
Perfectly happy to do more of these if people are interested in other things I do
I hope it helps!
#LoS-Torials
January 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
People asked me how I did curly hair, so I made an #art #tutorial
Perfectly happy to do more of these if people are interested in other things I do
I hope it helps!
#LoS-Torials
Perfectly happy to do more of these if people are interested in other things I do
I hope it helps!
#LoS-Torials
My hottest work belongs exclusively to my pet, but this is a close second.
February 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My hottest work belongs exclusively to my pet, but this is a close second.
Happy Valentine's Day to all my deviants and perverts out there.
February 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Happy Valentine's Day to all my deviants and perverts out there.
It's amazing how quickly I went from the bisexual wreck "Am I sure I'm a real gay?" loop to "I need t4t like I need water."
February 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
It's amazing how quickly I went from the bisexual wreck "Am I sure I'm a real gay?" loop to "I need t4t like I need water."
Another one of those awake too early and both my lovers are asleep mornings I fear.
February 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Another one of those awake too early and both my lovers are asleep mornings I fear.
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Anti-porn is pro-fascist, I don’t make the rules
February 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Anti-porn is pro-fascist, I don’t make the rules
A challenge called "Cat or Kitten" and it's just guessing if I said each sentence irritatedly at my cat or lovingly to my subby partner.
February 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
A challenge called "Cat or Kitten" and it's just guessing if I said each sentence irritatedly at my cat or lovingly to my subby partner.
Riding the confidence high today of having taken a set of what I think are extremely hot nudes.
January 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Riding the confidence high today of having taken a set of what I think are extremely hot nudes.
It should be illegal to make me go to work before either of my babes is awake.
January 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It should be illegal to make me go to work before either of my babes is awake.
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Til that the word gock is also onomatopoeic for the sound I make when I give a trans gi
November 26, 2023 at 7:45 PM
Til that the word gock is also onomatopoeic for the sound I make when I give a trans gi
I think a couples pic might be next 🤔
There are so many options for those.
There are so many options for those.
November 16, 2024 at 4:16 AM
I think a couples pic might be next 🤔
There are so many options for those.
There are so many options for those.