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SewerBushido
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I'm a Bujinkan Dojo black belt who likes Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT) and shinobi stuff in general

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watching TMNT 87

Her: "the Turtles only lose a fight when they're wearing pants"

Me: "that's why they win against the bad guys. the bad guys are usually wearing pants"

Her: "Casey Jones wears pants, tho, and he wins fights"

Me: "Casey is OP. he needs pants to help control his unfathomable power"
Casey Jones picking up Raphael by the shoulder with one hand. If Casey hadn't been nerfed by wearing pants, he'd have thrown Raph into outer space with ease. From Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TMNT 1987)
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Tenchu 2 Tenchu
The Tenchu 2 logo next to the Tenchu logo; they appeared in this order on Twitch. It's fun to say "Tenchu 2 Tenchu"
November 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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im also playing Tenchu with an 8bitdo controller that looks like what wouldve happened if Nintendo didnt betray Sony back in the day
hands holding a controller that looks like a SNES controller with analog sticks and handles from a PS1 controller
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Mikey: "...okay, you've got me there." Michelangelo from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Saturday Morning Advenures #30 (IDW)
October 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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spoilers for IDW TMNT #12 (2025)

during the big battle, i liked this one bit of narration that starts out talking about the beauty and grace of karate as an art form before shifting direction into how the Turtles fight for survival, and how it's not pretty at all
Leonardo crouched up onto a platform with swords ready, and a narration box that reads, "The Ninja of Clan Hamato were not trained to win trophies or style points." This is a cropped section of a wider action shot (to avoid spoilers) featuring all four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and a villain in a battle in IDW TMNT Vol 2 #12.
October 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Sonic giving directions like
Sonic: "Denying healthcare isn't terrorism?"
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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look at this snazzy background
A redraw of the original jumping into action pose from the opening of Eastman & Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1 (Mirage TMNT)
October 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Post a comic cover you love
The cover for Eastman & Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #41 (Mirage TMNT). The title is at the top, and below is an overhead shot of the Turtles laying down on the floor, each with their own pillows, napping in April's apartment. Surrounding them are various items like an electric guitar, a Walkman, and a TV with the text "Turtle Dreams" on it.
October 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'd like to use art from this document as a reference for some things I wanna draw
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time SNES SFC design art. Raphael is drawn performing several examples of combat animations meant for the finished game
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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these skinny creepy Rat King takes are cool, but i have a lot of nostalgia for when Rat King looked like a gym rat who lives in the sewers
Rat King from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures (Archie TMNT), with a few rats at his feet
October 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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New 'They Might Wear Wigs' album "a game of strings" now available nowhere
A fake album cover featuring two cats, one in a paper bag on its side with the text "they might wear wigs" over it. Another cat is looking at the first cat. Between them on the floor is a string toy, the text "a game of strings," and a curly line design with an arrow on the end.
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The logo for the "Tubular Tortoise Karate Warriors" on a TV. The TV is surrounded by action figures of said characters. This is a screencap from a clip of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Chrome Alone 2 - Lost in New Jersey (TMNT Mutant Msyhem universe)
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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it's been a bit, but im writing something new for the website

this time it's about "ninja hand signs" (Kuji)
Donatello from IDW Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles performing this universe's version of the Kuji-In hand mudra "Retsu." I picked this one because it looks only a little different from a real life Bujinkan kamae with mudra called Kongo Gassho
October 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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sorry, folks

im drowning in paperwork this week
Various handwritten martial arts rank menjo (diplomas) and one printed martial arts teaching menjo, one rolled up Japanese style makimono (scroll), a Mirage Eastman & Laird's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed journal, and a copy of TMNT 1990 on DVD (dual sided; 4:3 and 16:9 presentation)
October 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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i like this strategy

lets keep it going
The Punk Frogs from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (TMNT 1987)
October 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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remember not to engage him directly
Wolverine in a classroom explaining ninja strategies to his students: "No!! What part don't you understand?! If a ninja master confronts you head on, that means that other ninjas are going to attack you from the sides and from behind. A ninja master never confronts you unless he himself is the--"
October 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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"a penniless but powerful Ninja master" is a good way to describe a lot of ninja masters, tbh
The origin of the TMNT and Splinter, as printed on the back of classic Playmates Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure packaging: Panel 1 is the Turtles falling through the sewer onto Hamato Yoshi with the text, "The Evolution of the Turtles... A boy's bowl of pet turtles falls into the stench of an underground city sewer. They land on Splinter, a penniless but powerful Ninja master who lives in the muck." Panel 2 features Shredder pouring mutagen ooze down the manhole onto the the normal turtles. The text reads, "Splinter's enemy, Shredder (leader of the evil Foot Clan), pours a disgusting green ooze over Splinter (and accidentally, the Turtles!), hoping to zap him dead." The third panel shows the Turtles and Splinter mutating. The text reads, "Instead, the Turtle pets mutate into Turtle teens, and Splinter turns into the biggest rat ever to face a trap." The fourth panel shows the TMNT with weapons drawn. The text reads, "Splinter, the big cheese leader, teaches the Turtles the ways of the Ninja! Together they form a kick-stomping fighting team for the side of good against the deadly Foot Clan! Get ready for the TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!" Above the story are the Nickelodeon logo (left) and 1987 TMNT logo (right)
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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If you see this, post an Image Comics cover you love
The cover to Image Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #8 (Image TMNT). Michelangelo is holding onto a young Shadow as they hide underneath a gargoyle on a church rooftop on a rainy night. In the background, Mob enforcers with various firearms are searching the rooftops.
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Leo from an episode title card for MTNT 1987, but his bandana is orange. A common mistake from the era
October 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Mikey (TMNT 2012) eating slices of cucumber; like a kappa would
October 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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new hit lyrics from @mousewife.ninja
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo (TMMNT), but it says "1 (800) They Are Turtles"
September 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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post u from a different era
It's always been my Ninja Turtles era. That's why this is a photo of me as a child. I'm shouting while holding toy Nunchaku from a TMNT roleplay set
September 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles peeking up through a manhole cover that is in someone's living room next to their Nintendo Entertainment System, NES games, fancy chair for old people, and fire place
September 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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from the design documents for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on Nintendo Entertainment System, here's what the devs at Konami were thinking the stages looked like put together into one overworld
The general map of the world in TMNT 1 on NES. It's built north-to-south longways. From north to south: Stage 4 (Airport), Stage 3 (Driving), Stage 1 (Sewers), Stage 2 (Swimming), and Stage 5 (Foot Clan Base). The Technodrome is at the bottom of the image as Stage 6. It's not further south. It's literally under Stage 5.
September 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Raph: *sigh* Why do I feel like we're gonna regret this?" Mike: "Ease up, bro! You can't be pessimistic all the time!" Raph: "Watch me." from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Saturday Morning Adventures #29 (TMNT 1987 comic series that takes place between Seasons 7 and 8)
September 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM