Emma Webster
sewebster.bsky.social
Emma Webster
@sewebster.bsky.social
Momma. Dog Lover. Legal problem solver. Pearl Jam and Denver Nuggets addict.
Northwestern can kiss my alumna ass goodbye. I hope you get crucified by all your eloquent graduates.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 AM
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Maybe he really is a switch hitter.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Please oh please let the Republicans fuck with people’s weed. Great way to get voters to the polls.
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Officially an unaffiliated voter. Fuck you corporate Dems. I’m sick of this shit. That party deserves every bit of their reputation for being unorganized losers.
November 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Dear Democrats,
Don’t call me. I’ll call you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Seems legit.
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Riker, man’s best friend. ❤️🖖🎉
October 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If you have a deep rooted desire to beat the shit out of women and torture children, you too can be an ICE agent.
September 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Always buy the tickets. #PearlJam
July 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You think the file names of Sotomayor's dissent was fuckyoufuckyouandfuckyoutoo.doc?
June 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
How the hell Brown, Kagan, and Sotomayor don't smack the actual shit out of their colleagues, I'll never know.
June 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Trying to find Jeff Ament court side at the NBA Finals was the best Gen-X where’s Waldo game. #PearlJam
June 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
And then the refs piled on. I hope the Nuggets recuperate and rethink in the offseason.
two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .
media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
There’s my church, I sing in the choir. #PearlJam
May 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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ICE would post up outside the manger to disappear Mary to a foreign torture prison after snatching the baby Jesus and holding him in a private, for-profit tender-age detention facility.
May 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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BUFFETT this am:

“Trade should not be a weapon. In the United States, we've won. I mean, we have become an incredibly important country starting from nothing 250 years ago. There’s nothing like it.”
May 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Swalwell says the House Judiciary republicans just voted to allow Trump to deport US Citizens. From IG:
May 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Maybe I have what it takes to be a judge after all.
April 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Last week it was Michael Crichton vs. George R.R.Martin in my head with dire wolves. This week it’s Dan Brown vs Conclave in my head with the death of the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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An elderly holocaust survivor confronts ICE and Tom Homan.

His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush.

#MomSky
March 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM