the problem with making dildos for a living is sometimes you make the perfect dildo and you have to hide it in a catacomb before it ends all pursuit of the craft, people gathered outside wailing for the ur-dong while you ask if anyone would like a silicone fish instead

If I hadn't just bought new compression socks I'd be all over these 😭

Next time...

An asshole swan makes everyone around him miserable

Saving this for... idk, ten years in the future when I might have a job and some money laying around...

Amazing

Oh my god I didn't realize you were taking a picture XD
How did it line up that perfect

They look so shiny and pretty

You should check out faux phallus's stuff to, they do so many florals!