Seth Abramson
@sethabramson.bsky.social
Journalist, lawyer, NYT-bestselling Trump and Musk biographer, songwriter (Hounds, The Rangers), former CNN & BBC analyst, retired journalism prof.
👤: sethabramson.net/bio
⚖️: sethabramson.substack.com
🕹: retrostack.substack.com
🎶: houndsmusic.substack.com
👤: sethabramson.net/bio
⚖️: sethabramson.substack.com
🕹: retrostack.substack.com
🎶: houndsmusic.substack.com
His pinky was definitely pressed up against his lips as he dictated this tweet
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 AM
His pinky was definitely pressed up against his lips as he dictated this tweet
OH F*CKING SHOCKER
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
OH F*CKING SHOCKER
Until the media, judicial system, and Democratic Party understand this, we're headed for hellfire
Your reelection doesn't matter, your approval rating doesn't matter, your sense of being a bigwig in your professional circle doesn't matter, what matters is saving the fucking United States of America
Your reelection doesn't matter, your approval rating doesn't matter, your sense of being a bigwig in your professional circle doesn't matter, what matters is saving the fucking United States of America
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Until the media, judicial system, and Democratic Party understand this, we're headed for hellfire
Your reelection doesn't matter, your approval rating doesn't matter, your sense of being a bigwig in your professional circle doesn't matter, what matters is saving the fucking United States of America
Your reelection doesn't matter, your approval rating doesn't matter, your sense of being a bigwig in your professional circle doesn't matter, what matters is saving the fucking United States of America
No words
My senator is speaking like she just suffered a major head injury and thinks it's 1993
My senator is speaking like she just suffered a major head injury and thinks it's 1993
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No words
My senator is speaking like she just suffered a major head injury and thinks it's 1993
My senator is speaking like she just suffered a major head injury and thinks it's 1993
There was a time when 90% of Americans would have understood how deranged in every conceivable way a post like this is
I mean if you showed this to any American in 2001 they wouldn't even understand what they were looking at or what sort of deranged creature could possibly speak like this in public
I mean if you showed this to any American in 2001 they wouldn't even understand what they were looking at or what sort of deranged creature could possibly speak like this in public
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
There was a time when 90% of Americans would have understood how deranged in every conceivable way a post like this is
I mean if you showed this to any American in 2001 they wouldn't even understand what they were looking at or what sort of deranged creature could possibly speak like this in public
I mean if you showed this to any American in 2001 they wouldn't even understand what they were looking at or what sort of deranged creature could possibly speak like this in public
Do not vote into office people who literally do not understand how negotiations work
What an utter embarrassment Shaheen is to the entire state of New Hampshire
What an utter embarrassment Shaheen is to the entire state of New Hampshire
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Do not vote into office people who literally do not understand how negotiations work
What an utter embarrassment Shaheen is to the entire state of New Hampshire
What an utter embarrassment Shaheen is to the entire state of New Hampshire
BREAKING NEWS: Eight Idiot Democratic Senators Vote to Rescue Trump and Screw America
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Eight Idiot Democratic Senators Vote to Rescue Trump and Screw America
HISTORIAN IN 2136 AD: I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at here
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
HISTORIAN IN 2136 AD: I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking at here
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression
Blocked punts, blocked field goals, interceptions, fumble recoveries, inclement weather, fans rushing the field, a true freshman QB scoring a TD in his first game, another QB carted off the field, the "Jump Around," one of the worst FBS teams defeating a ranked opponent...that game had it all.
Wow.
Wow.
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Blocked punts, blocked field goals, interceptions, fumble recoveries, inclement weather, fans rushing the field, a true freshman QB scoring a TD in his first game, another QB carted off the field, the "Jump Around," one of the worst FBS teams defeating a ranked opponent...that game had it all.
Wow.
Wow.
This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.
100% serious here.
100% serious here.
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This is officially one of the strangest pictures in American history, and I do not doubt that it will be considered iconic a hundred years from now.
100% serious here.
100% serious here.
This is a real post from a longtime journalist, presented here without comment other than to say that I know for a fact that there is indeed much worse for people to learn about Trump and Epstein than the already horrifying fact that there are photos of Trump with topless young girls
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is a real post from a longtime journalist, presented here without comment other than to say that I know for a fact that there is indeed much worse for people to learn about Trump and Epstein than the already horrifying fact that there are photos of Trump with topless young girls
I need someone to tell me that this is not real
That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need someone to tell me that this is not real
That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
That the most important building in America has not been turned into a sleazy 80s AC casino
They cannot pronounce the words "Mamdani" or "Kamala" and do not know the actual name of the party they oppose, but sure, I bet Mike Johnson has a solid lit-crit handle on what neo-Marxism is as he calls the retirement of an 85-year-old tellingly precipitous
November 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
They cannot pronounce the words "Mamdani" or "Kamala" and do not know the actual name of the party they oppose, but sure, I bet Mike Johnson has a solid lit-crit handle on what neo-Marxism is as he calls the retirement of an 85-year-old tellingly precipitous
Apparently the internet has figured out that the new Oval Office signage and gilding is at base a literal meme template
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Apparently the internet has figured out that the new Oval Office signage and gilding is at base a literal meme template
New Hampshire just *cannot* stop hitting the Top 10 in basically every ranking
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
New Hampshire just *cannot* stop hitting the Top 10 in basically every ranking
PS/ Because someone just asked me about this over email, I'm attaching an image of exactly what you'll see if you click the red button atop any PROOF report. The free trial is easy to access—all you have to do is cancel before 7 days are up if you decide you don't want to continue your subscription.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
PS/ Because someone just asked me about this over email, I'm attaching an image of exactly what you'll see if you click the red button atop any PROOF report. The free trial is easy to access—all you have to do is cancel before 7 days are up if you decide you don't want to continue your subscription.
The White House—which we pay for—looks more like an Epstein-inspired child rape bordello every day, given that the only people who'd be impressed by the fake gold snot above this door or the tacky, miscolored $4-font signage beside it are kids or the sort of predator who tries to lure kids somewhere
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The White House—which we pay for—looks more like an Epstein-inspired child rape bordello every day, given that the only people who'd be impressed by the fake gold snot above this door or the tacky, miscolored $4-font signage beside it are kids or the sort of predator who tries to lure kids somewhere
Dammit I need to *go to bed*, I don't have time for these maddening existential conundra
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Dammit I need to *go to bed*, I don't have time for these maddening existential conundra
Trump just having a totally normal and chill Election Day in which he got his ass handed to him in every state
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Trump just having a totally normal and chill Election Day in which he got his ass handed to him in every state
(PS) Not even 9:30PM ET yet:
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
(PS) Not even 9:30PM ET yet:
What just happened tonight:
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What just happened tonight:
(📣) PSA: For TTRPG players looking to bring the Subway Guy scenario to your home table, remember that the "Point Blank Shot" feat from older editions of D&D no longer exists in 5E, but you can add a house-rules +1 to-hit modifier if your DM allows it or even +2 modifier if the sandwich is a footlong
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
(📣) PSA: For TTRPG players looking to bring the Subway Guy scenario to your home table, remember that the "Point Blank Shot" feat from older editions of D&D no longer exists in 5E, but you can add a house-rules +1 to-hit modifier if your DM allows it or even +2 modifier if the sandwich is a footlong