The only memorable thing about black hawk down was my buddy freaking out and running out of the theater because he had decided to eat an eighth of shrooms beforehand.

The @hels.bsky.social double stock trick. I do it every thanksgiving. First make chicken stock, then use the chicken stock to make turkey stock.

Beer-bonged some chillable red Franzia once in college.

Everyone watching thought it was beer so they all thought horrible bloody death was happening when I started vomiting…

We're Americans, we have claimed the most uninhabited rock currently possible (the moon).

Great, now I have Dokdoneun uri ttang stuck in my head.

Once you get all the way to Europe you've weeded out most of the worst Americans. If you want to see Americans abroad acting like the worst of the English, you basically have to go to Mexico. (I would guess Caribbean ports of call for cruise ships too).

This is why Harry Dean Stanton was my first choice.

I did. 10/10 experience.

Man the stuff my kids watch is so much better than the Saturday morning glorified toy commercials I watched growing up. Masters of the universe/gi Joe/thundercats makes the stuff my kids watch look like Bergman.

This isn’t properly recognizing just how long that turkey was in the oven.

If you want to pronounce oregano like Marge Simpson, go right ahead.

It’s pronounced “eggplant”

We can also pronounce paella and tortilla, unlike some anglophone countries I know.

Nothing fancy. Cooking em in a dry pan then finishing with butter and herbs.