Sesame Survivor
@sesamesurvivor.bsky.social
Irregular in form, but authentic!
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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A childhood friend once offered to pay me back for KBBQ in Bitcoin… Hope he’s doing ok lmfao.
February 6, 2026 at 12:45 PM
A childhood friend once offered to pay me back for KBBQ in Bitcoin… Hope he’s doing ok lmfao.
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There is not a hell hot enough for our ruling class
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 AM
There is not a hell hot enough for our ruling class
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Ossoff: "They are building the libertarian, the conservatives' worst nightmare of a Leviathan federal government that is totally unaccountable that acts outside of the Constitution, and a society in which individual rights are not protected."
January 29, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Ossoff: "They are building the libertarian, the conservatives' worst nightmare of a Leviathan federal government that is totally unaccountable that acts outside of the Constitution, and a society in which individual rights are not protected."
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Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Ossoff: "This is a seismic event. This should have people across the country absolutely shook. This is a huge deal. This is an FBI raid on the Fulton County Elections office ... This is a shot across the bow at the midterm elections. He tried to steal power when he lost it in 2020."
I’m just a weird monkey with a wolf daughter. Don’t ask me for anything.
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I’m just a weird monkey with a wolf daughter. Don’t ask me for anything.
Looking forward to receiving my new mail order prescription for Asshole Daily ® 3mg
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January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Looking forward to receiving my new mail order prescription for Asshole Daily ® 3mg
CC: @pilkin.bsky.social
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What the fuck is the poop department?
January 21, 2026 at 1:51 AM
What the fuck is the poop department?
no bodegos in Ohio
January 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
no bodegos in Ohio
“I don’t wanna be judged for sloppin’ on my slop.”
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
“I don’t wanna be judged for sloppin’ on my slop.”
I absolutely DESPISE having to order groceries. I’m so busy trying to make money that I lose money in the process? It doesn’t make sense!!
January 7, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I absolutely DESPISE having to order groceries. I’m so busy trying to make money that I lose money in the process? It doesn’t make sense!!
“We thought of a drag queen named LL Queen she pops out of the giant boot and wears fleece and windbreakers”
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
“We thought of a drag queen named LL Queen she pops out of the giant boot and wears fleece and windbreakers”
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MA, THERE’S A WEIRD-LOOKING DOG OUT HERE
The original version of Disney’s Pluto has now entered public domain.
January 2, 2026 at 2:55 AM
MA, THERE’S A WEIRD-LOOKING DOG OUT HERE
Why am I getting ads for the vampire’s smoothie powder?
January 1, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Why am I getting ads for the vampire’s smoothie powder?
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
I’ve been maxmaxxing for years
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I’ve been maxmaxxing for years
Heat Miser Chads vs, Snow-cels
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Heat Miser Chads vs, Snow-cels
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If you see this face in your dreams, harm will come to you soon
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If you see this face in your dreams, harm will come to you soon
@pilkin.bsky.social My macroplastics are digivolving
December 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@pilkin.bsky.social My macroplastics are digivolving
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Premium testicles light up and play music via Bluetooth.
December 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Premium testicles light up and play music via Bluetooth.
I have a real talent for boarding slow-sinking ships just in time to postpone my own drowning.
December 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have a real talent for boarding slow-sinking ships just in time to postpone my own drowning.
Appropriating Judaism for an excuse to invite friends over for wet slop.
December 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Appropriating Judaism for an excuse to invite friends over for wet slop.
Quiz idea: Which Peanuts dance cycle are you?
December 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Quiz idea: Which Peanuts dance cycle are you?
Why are my potatoes screaming
November 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Why are my potatoes screaming