Steve Salas
@sesalas.bsky.social
Grew up in Oakland, CA, now living in Santa Cruz. I don’t surf, but slowly ride bikes. Teacher 20+ yrs. Brother, Husband, Dad, Friend. 2 kids, 1 rescue dog and 2 rescue cats. I used to have a baseball team. #🖕🏽JohnFisher
Princeton grads are going to ask for some $ back.
January 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Princeton grads are going to ask for some $ back.
I love my present age kids, but damn, when photos pop up from 10-12 years ago my eyes leak.
January 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I love my present age kids, but damn, when photos pop up from 10-12 years ago my eyes leak.
Yeah, 2025 has repeatedly been a hard kick to the shins.
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Yeah, 2025 has repeatedly been a hard kick to the shins.
I miss the PAC 10 so much. Those Jason Kidd/Lamond Murray/Monty Buckley Cal men’s basketball squads were required viewing in the early 90’s.
December 31, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I miss the PAC 10 so much. Those Jason Kidd/Lamond Murray/Monty Buckley Cal men’s basketball squads were required viewing in the early 90’s.
We had a tornado warning in Santa Cruz on Christmas Day.
December 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
We had a tornado warning in Santa Cruz on Christmas Day.
I think I’d rather have Christian Bale in an Al Davis miniseries. Dude would be money with an overhead projector.
December 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think I’d rather have Christian Bale in an Al Davis miniseries. Dude would be money with an overhead projector.
My dad immigrated through LAX in 1967. My mom’s family caught a ship in the 17th century and made their way to the colonies. I am the child of immigrants. Stephen Miller can fuck off.
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 AM
My dad immigrated through LAX in 1967. My mom’s family caught a ship in the 17th century and made their way to the colonies. I am the child of immigrants. Stephen Miller can fuck off.
No way Trump wrote that foreward.
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
No way Trump wrote that foreward.
$5 says fucking Russell Vought at one point in life went to Hawaii. Then standing in a bar wearing black socks and white shoes decided to one day replace the science with a “weather coconut”.
December 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
$5 says fucking Russell Vought at one point in life went to Hawaii. Then standing in a bar wearing black socks and white shoes decided to one day replace the science with a “weather coconut”.
I’ve loved your contributions to Escape Collective. If I’m spending $40 on a bottle of drip chain wax and not subscribing to your Patreon, then my mom raised be wrong.
December 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’ve loved your contributions to Escape Collective. If I’m spending $40 on a bottle of drip chain wax and not subscribing to your Patreon, then my mom raised be wrong.
Sort of like AI designed them both.
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Sort of like AI designed them both.
Folks will be hanging some hand washed laundry on the pull up bar to dry as they wait through an 8 hour delay.
December 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Folks will be hanging some hand washed laundry on the pull up bar to dry as they wait through an 8 hour delay.
That is just pathetic. Count me among those who have Gus’s back. I have a big sister and absolutely love Hope’s big sis energy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That is just pathetic. Count me among those who have Gus’s back. I have a big sister and absolutely love Hope’s big sis energy.
Such a crock of shit.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Such a crock of shit.
I’d rather get a youth soccer league participation trophy than some made up FIFA award.
December 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’d rather get a youth soccer league participation trophy than some made up FIFA award.
Well, maybe just 6.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Well, maybe just 6.
Homie got fired by a man using an overhead projector.
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Homie got fired by a man using an overhead projector.
Dude loves throwing the word “kinetic” into everything, even though it is completely unnecessary. It must make him feel extra macho.
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dude loves throwing the word “kinetic” into everything, even though it is completely unnecessary. It must make him feel extra macho.
Cheap ass looking “gold” boats.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Cheap ass looking “gold” boats.
So I’m guessing you don’t drop some vanilla ice cream and whip cream on top of it?😁
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
So I’m guessing you don’t drop some vanilla ice cream and whip cream on top of it?😁