Thomas Smith
@seriouspod.bsky.social
Caster of too many pods: Opening Arguments, Where There’s Woke, Serious Inquiries Only, Dear Old Dads, and Gavel Gavel.
Oh this is how we’re doing science now? Ok cool
“Thomas Smith to link brain worms to being a pathological lying animal murdering sack of useless nepo baby dogshit in a suit.”
I guess I just did a science, make me health secretary.
“Thomas Smith to link brain worms to being a pathological lying animal murdering sack of useless nepo baby dogshit in a suit.”
I guess I just did a science, make me health secretary.
September 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Oh this is how we’re doing science now? Ok cool
“Thomas Smith to link brain worms to being a pathological lying animal murdering sack of useless nepo baby dogshit in a suit.”
I guess I just did a science, make me health secretary.
“Thomas Smith to link brain worms to being a pathological lying animal murdering sack of useless nepo baby dogshit in a suit.”
I guess I just did a science, make me health secretary.
This person is not well. Holy shit.
September 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
This person is not well. Holy shit.
This was before we knew who did it and it sure was exactly correct
September 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This was before we knew who did it and it sure was exactly correct
Hey. I know there’s no point in even saying it. I know. I’m going to say it anyway. I can’t help it. I’m actually going to yell it. REMEMBER WHEN THEY PRETENDED TO CARE ABOUT FREE SPEECH AND PEOPLE NOT GETTING FIRED FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES.
They never cared and some of us knew it.
They never cared and some of us knew it.
September 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hey. I know there’s no point in even saying it. I know. I’m going to say it anyway. I can’t help it. I’m actually going to yell it. REMEMBER WHEN THEY PRETENDED TO CARE ABOUT FREE SPEECH AND PEOPLE NOT GETTING FIRED FOR EXPRESSING THEMSELVES.
They never cared and some of us knew it.
They never cared and some of us knew it.
Jesus. Unbeatable
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Jesus. Unbeatable
Are you fucking kidding me with this. Unreal
September 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Are you fucking kidding me with this. Unreal
Oh. My god. It’s always so much worse. What age would you say roughly is being depicted by this image? Remember how hard he denied it? This is exactly what was reported except it’s even worse.
September 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Oh. My god. It’s always so much worse. What age would you say roughly is being depicted by this image? Remember how hard he denied it? This is exactly what was reported except it’s even worse.
I know I’m a broken record, but this fuckin newspaper…
They cover a deliberate attempt to frame a former president in the most neutral, calm demeanor… it’s insane. Look at how they talk about the “Biden’s age” scandal and then look at this. It’s atrocious.
THEY ARE FRAMING A FORMER PRESIDENT.
They cover a deliberate attempt to frame a former president in the most neutral, calm demeanor… it’s insane. Look at how they talk about the “Biden’s age” scandal and then look at this. It’s atrocious.
THEY ARE FRAMING A FORMER PRESIDENT.
August 14, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I know I’m a broken record, but this fuckin newspaper…
They cover a deliberate attempt to frame a former president in the most neutral, calm demeanor… it’s insane. Look at how they talk about the “Biden’s age” scandal and then look at this. It’s atrocious.
THEY ARE FRAMING A FORMER PRESIDENT.
They cover a deliberate attempt to frame a former president in the most neutral, calm demeanor… it’s insane. Look at how they talk about the “Biden’s age” scandal and then look at this. It’s atrocious.
THEY ARE FRAMING A FORMER PRESIDENT.
I was absolutely certain this would be fake. It's not. This is real.
July 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was absolutely certain this would be fake. It's not. This is real.
Yeah, follow Leno’s example and instead alienate your audience by just not telling anything that could even be considered a joke.
July 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Yeah, follow Leno’s example and instead alienate your audience by just not telling anything that could even be considered a joke.
Little known thing about reality: it exists before the WSJ reports on it. So actually, Trump has known for years that he was in the Epstein files.
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Little known thing about reality: it exists before the WSJ reports on it. So actually, Trump has known for years that he was in the Epstein files.
I’ve seen this picture, I don’t know, a hundred times since 2016, and I’ve only just now noticed the parrots fucking in the foreground.
July 20, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I’ve seen this picture, I don’t know, a hundred times since 2016, and I’ve only just now noticed the parrots fucking in the foreground.
How in the world could it be a financial decision but have nothing too do with the show’s performance? wtf
July 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
How in the world could it be a financial decision but have nothing too do with the show’s performance? wtf
Actually: "Just don't call me anybody's henchman!"
June 27, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Actually: "Just don't call me anybody's henchman!"
First of all, fuck you. Second, everything is a distraction from everything. We live in a time of nonstop horrors and they all matter. Just fucking work harder. Do your goddamn job or better yet, just retire so someone can hopefully do it way better.
June 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
First of all, fuck you. Second, everything is a distraction from everything. We live in a time of nonstop horrors and they all matter. Just fucking work harder. Do your goddamn job or better yet, just retire so someone can hopefully do it way better.
God I fucking love Nick Offerman. I always think about, I believe it was when he endorsed Hillary, and some idiot was like "Ron Swanson, NOOO" and his reply was, "Imagine being this bad at watching television."
Such a funny turn of phrase. He's just the best
Such a funny turn of phrase. He's just the best
June 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
God I fucking love Nick Offerman. I always think about, I believe it was when he endorsed Hillary, and some idiot was like "Ron Swanson, NOOO" and his reply was, "Imagine being this bad at watching television."
Such a funny turn of phrase. He's just the best
Such a funny turn of phrase. He's just the best
Considering what this country has done to trans people based on the false idea that sexual predators will pretend to be trans to prey on women, I for one am excited to see what happens next. Abolish ICE and ostracize any ICE officer from society completely. Can't risk it.
May 16, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Considering what this country has done to trans people based on the false idea that sexual predators will pretend to be trans to prey on women, I for one am excited to see what happens next. Abolish ICE and ostracize any ICE officer from society completely. Can't risk it.
Is every rich person’s brain made of oatmeal
May 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Is every rich person’s brain made of oatmeal
I’ll never believe he is actually real. None of this is real. I was put in a simulation in 2015.
May 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I’ll never believe he is actually real. None of this is real. I was put in a simulation in 2015.
Omg I love this so much
April 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Omg I love this so much