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We invited the top news reporters from all over the world. Unfortunately, none showed up. We cover Theme Parks with all the seriousness they deserve: Parody.
Touché.
September 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Same. I already stopped watching ABC and will be canceling my Disney Plus subscription.
September 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You’re not wrong, but I’m pretty sure they’re not my theme parks or my mass media outlet that’s caving to illegal fascist FCC demands by our manbaby dictator-in-chief.

It may work better posting feedback to ABC or writing to congress rather than reminding parody news that the holocaust was real.
September 18, 2025 at 11:25 AM