Serge
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Cant let my kid watch tv. Gives his friend's mom a gift we had him carry and tells her "here you go, keep your friends close and your enemies closer" ,creep walks away
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Cant let my kid watch tv. Gives his friend's mom a gift we had him carry and tells her "here you go, keep your friends close and your enemies closer" ,creep walks away
Kid: "hey dad, u want a hot dog?
Me: "Na, got a cold cat...." never gets old...
Me: "Na, got a cold cat...." never gets old...
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Kid: "hey dad, u want a hot dog?
Me: "Na, got a cold cat...." never gets old...
Me: "Na, got a cold cat...." never gets old...
As good as Edwin Diaz and Brandon Nimmo were for the Mets, they never played in Milwaukee so were not good fits...-current front office logic
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 AM
As good as Edwin Diaz and Brandon Nimmo were for the Mets, they never played in Milwaukee so were not good fits...-current front office logic
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
Devin Williams? What is David Stearns' obsession chasing weak ex-Yankee FA's? Did he learn nothing from Frankie Montas?
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Devin Williams? What is David Stearns' obsession chasing weak ex-Yankee FA's? Did he learn nothing from Frankie Montas?
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Painter Luchita Hurtado was born #OTD in 1920.
Although Hurtado created #art over 8 decades, she became a sensation in her 90s! Her work has strong environmental & feminist themes that bridges many genres.
She was named as one of TIME's 100 Most Influential People of 2019. luchitahurtado.com/en
Although Hurtado created #art over 8 decades, she became a sensation in her 90s! Her work has strong environmental & feminist themes that bridges many genres.
She was named as one of TIME's 100 Most Influential People of 2019. luchitahurtado.com/en
November 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Painter Luchita Hurtado was born #OTD in 1920.
Although Hurtado created #art over 8 decades, she became a sensation in her 90s! Her work has strong environmental & feminist themes that bridges many genres.
She was named as one of TIME's 100 Most Influential People of 2019. luchitahurtado.com/en
Although Hurtado created #art over 8 decades, she became a sensation in her 90s! Her work has strong environmental & feminist themes that bridges many genres.
She was named as one of TIME's 100 Most Influential People of 2019. luchitahurtado.com/en
I wonder why Fire in the Sky aliens never came back?
They took one guy for a ride, dropped him off, and ghosted earth since...like dam, no second date?
They took one guy for a ride, dropped him off, and ghosted earth since...like dam, no second date?
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I wonder why Fire in the Sky aliens never came back?
They took one guy for a ride, dropped him off, and ghosted earth since...like dam, no second date?
They took one guy for a ride, dropped him off, and ghosted earth since...like dam, no second date?
Well..it's Black Friday again and stil no discounts on Shen Yun tickets #thingsneversaid
November 28, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Well..it's Black Friday again and stil no discounts on Shen Yun tickets #thingsneversaid
#zootopia2 fun movie, good story + characters, decent kids sequel finally...better than when they make me hate-watch DogTown 2-3 on Amazon 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 AM
#zootopia2 fun movie, good story + characters, decent kids sequel finally...better than when they make me hate-watch DogTown 2-3 on Amazon 🤔
anyone else tired of tiny dog parks?
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
anyone else tired of tiny dog parks?
Annoying every app now is obsessed with AI
Can’t even open Notes app without, “Hey, wanna ask AI to write this for you?”
No thanks.
I’m writing “buy eggs.”
Don’t need ChatGPT giving me a Shakespearean sonnet about omeletts.
Can’t even open Notes app without, “Hey, wanna ask AI to write this for you?”
No thanks.
I’m writing “buy eggs.”
Don’t need ChatGPT giving me a Shakespearean sonnet about omeletts.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Annoying every app now is obsessed with AI
Can’t even open Notes app without, “Hey, wanna ask AI to write this for you?”
No thanks.
I’m writing “buy eggs.”
Don’t need ChatGPT giving me a Shakespearean sonnet about omeletts.
Can’t even open Notes app without, “Hey, wanna ask AI to write this for you?”
No thanks.
I’m writing “buy eggs.”
Don’t need ChatGPT giving me a Shakespearean sonnet about omeletts.
My 8 yr old handing me his math test, "...the good is I'm growing up fast...the bad is im learning too slow"
November 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My 8 yr old handing me his math test, "...the good is I'm growing up fast...the bad is im learning too slow"
Saying bye to Socks... first foster pup, found a home, proud of u bud, do as Ginger taught you, wild outside, chill inside, good luck bud...pack will miss ya...our shoes won't
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Saying bye to Socks... first foster pup, found a home, proud of u bud, do as Ginger taught you, wild outside, chill inside, good luck bud...pack will miss ya...our shoes won't
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It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.
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picture day at school — gotta cash in some Bitcoin so I can afford the photo package with the mouse pad, two keychains, and the illusion of good parenting
October 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
picture day at school — gotta cash in some Bitcoin so I can afford the photo package with the mouse pad, two keychains, and the illusion of good parenting
My kid thinks I camp too much in Call of Duty… wait till he finds out who’s not camping this summer 😏🎮
October 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My kid thinks I camp too much in Call of Duty… wait till he finds out who’s not camping this summer 😏🎮
I know Im getting old, lost 6 Madden games in a row, rage quit = 0
October 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I know Im getting old, lost 6 Madden games in a row, rage quit = 0
I was 47 when I found out that a Colonoscopy and Prostrate exam were different things. #shame #thingsididntknow
September 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I was 47 when I found out that a Colonoscopy and Prostrate exam were different things. #shame #thingsididntknow
Bucket list item 1 : meet someone who has seen Shen Yun.
August 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Bucket list item 1 : meet someone who has seen Shen Yun.
Trying to make my kid laugh, so Max whats up with Chicken Fingers = so good delicious but Chicken Feet = gross disgusting ?? didn't even crack a smile...not even a courtesy laugh #dadjokes
August 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Trying to make my kid laugh, so Max whats up with Chicken Fingers = so good delicious but Chicken Feet = gross disgusting ?? didn't even crack a smile...not even a courtesy laugh #dadjokes
Fair to say I lose some cred w. the kids when they see me play as Beavis in COD Black Ops
July 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fair to say I lose some cred w. the kids when they see me play as Beavis in COD Black Ops
every time someone wishes me a safe 4th of July I feel I need to tell them I won't be playing with fireworks and should be fine
July 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
every time someone wishes me a safe 4th of July I feel I need to tell them I won't be playing with fireworks and should be fine