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Teach your children that rich is rich.

Rich is not intelligent.
Rich is not morally superior.
Rich is not harder working.
Rich is not classy.
Rich is not tasteful.

A particular rich person might embody one or more of these qualities, but never assume them just because someone is rich.

Friend 1: Poppy Playtime is scary

Friend 2: FNAF is scary

Me: *smiling evilly* let me introduce you gents to a little animated horror-comedy series called The Amazing Digital Circus

Friend 1: Sorry but I have to go to the airport to pickup my adult son

How can you expect air travel to be done safely what with the Last Jedi and dragon age gay romance option and things of that nature?

They haven’t even removed all the bodies haven’t yet found the cause of this tragedy and he’s turning it into a nauseating self aggrandizing PR photo op. He literally makes me sick.

“Oh you think there’ll be elections in 4 years” is kind of the cope of disillusioned and despondent liberals who don’t want to admit that yeah there probably will, they’ll be in a good position to win, and they still will run just a dogshit candidate who might lose.

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

remember when everyone was panicking about the vaccines having RFID chips and saying there was going to be mass heart failures because of it sweeping across the nation leaving it like the walking dead? guess we're just over that

i think what radicalized me was getting 3 ads clicking on a youtube video i had watched a part of, then rewinding it to the start and getting 2 more