Daffodilf
@sequoiapnw.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Texpat w/🇨🇦 overlay. Interested in full frontal nerdity. Personal account. Terrible opinions are mine, all mine. he/they
Vancouver, BC.
IG: calonyction
Vancouver, BC.
IG: calonyction
How is it that I go a new place and get immediately bitten by a westernwear store
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How is it that I go a new place and get immediately bitten by a westernwear store
Noise canceling earphones are from the gods
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Noise canceling earphones are from the gods
Why am I at the airport for 0630 to fly to Albuquerque.
Oh. Because I like gettin’ paid so I can eat.
Oh. Because I like gettin’ paid so I can eat.
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Why am I at the airport for 0630 to fly to Albuquerque.
Oh. Because I like gettin’ paid so I can eat.
Oh. Because I like gettin’ paid so I can eat.
This mornin’ I had a lil chat with my gym crush and felt like I needed to message him later because of the way I get awkward and lose my cool around him.
Ego boost…he messaged me back and says I distract him the same way, sealed with a 🤤 emoji.
Ego boost…he messaged me back and says I distract him the same way, sealed with a 🤤 emoji.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
This mornin’ I had a lil chat with my gym crush and felt like I needed to message him later because of the way I get awkward and lose my cool around him.
Ego boost…he messaged me back and says I distract him the same way, sealed with a 🤤 emoji.
Ego boost…he messaged me back and says I distract him the same way, sealed with a 🤤 emoji.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
City-wide green/garden/forest roof design installations.
You have been cursed. You somehow acquired vast wealth and in order to stave off the madness associated with it (and thus use it for good), you have to fund eccentric and ridiculous art prizes.
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
What kind of thing are you commissioning?
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
City-wide green/garden/forest roof design installations.
Remembering when I lived in such substandard housing that sometimes I hadda turn the gas stove on for heat in the winter.
Then I got kittens, and the dumb one jumped into the flame for warmth and then ran across the house with a flaming tail for five seconds.
What a time.
Then I got kittens, and the dumb one jumped into the flame for warmth and then ran across the house with a flaming tail for five seconds.
What a time.
November 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Remembering when I lived in such substandard housing that sometimes I hadda turn the gas stove on for heat in the winter.
Then I got kittens, and the dumb one jumped into the flame for warmth and then ran across the house with a flaming tail for five seconds.
What a time.
Then I got kittens, and the dumb one jumped into the flame for warmth and then ran across the house with a flaming tail for five seconds.
What a time.
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
Kinda feelin’ thicc Thursday.
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Kinda feelin’ thicc Thursday.
An orchid I never thought I’d be able to grow, Miltoniopsis phalaenopsis, a species from Colómbia, blooming a second time for me this fall.
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
An orchid I never thought I’d be able to grow, Miltoniopsis phalaenopsis, a species from Colómbia, blooming a second time for me this fall.
Goddamned glute day. Now I stink and I’m horny. Bah.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Goddamned glute day. Now I stink and I’m horny. Bah.
I freely admit that if someone offered me a good bj I’d probably say yes right now.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I freely admit that if someone offered me a good bj I’d probably say yes right now.
I got outside a bunch today and I made art today.
It was a good day.
It was a good day.
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I got outside a bunch today and I made art today.
It was a good day.
It was a good day.
“Last Christmas” but it’s Ariana Grande singin’ about how it’s his last Christmas because she has him imprisoned in the basement and plans to put him to death on Boxing Day
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“Last Christmas” but it’s Ariana Grande singin’ about how it’s his last Christmas because she has him imprisoned in the basement and plans to put him to death on Boxing Day
Cute things in my grow tank.
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cute things in my grow tank.
The more I see and hear of other people’s relationships, the more I question why I ever wanted to be in one.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The more I see and hear of other people’s relationships, the more I question why I ever wanted to be in one.
I know people get their panties in bunch over Whamageddon at the holidays, but I actually really like that song.
Y’know what xmas song I can’t stand and try to avoid? “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney.
That song is worse than a puck biscuit.
Y’know what xmas song I can’t stand and try to avoid? “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney.
That song is worse than a puck biscuit.
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I know people get their panties in bunch over Whamageddon at the holidays, but I actually really like that song.
Y’know what xmas song I can’t stand and try to avoid? “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney.
That song is worse than a puck biscuit.
Y’know what xmas song I can’t stand and try to avoid? “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime” by Paul McCartney.
That song is worse than a puck biscuit.
Well, maybe some folks at the gym didn’t lift much today, but I sure af did.
November 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Well, maybe some folks at the gym didn’t lift much today, but I sure af did.
Me, makin’ friends in the community:
Dude on lat pull machine: *scrolling Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on another machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on a different machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scru…
me: *messages dude on late pull…Hey, you gonna lift, or…?
Dude on lat pull machine: *scrolling Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on another machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on a different machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scru…
me: *messages dude on late pull…Hey, you gonna lift, or…?
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me, makin’ friends in the community:
Dude on lat pull machine: *scrolling Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on another machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on a different machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scru…
me: *messages dude on late pull…Hey, you gonna lift, or…?
Dude on lat pull machine: *scrolling Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on another machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scruff
me: completes 3 sets on a different machine
Dude on lat pull: *scrolls Scru…
me: *messages dude on late pull…Hey, you gonna lift, or…?
G’mornin’.
Ain’t it weird how I can simultaneously see myself in the mirror and feel like, whew, I like this body…and take a selfie and think, well, that’s unremarkable…I got work to do.
Ain’t it weird how I can simultaneously see myself in the mirror and feel like, whew, I like this body…and take a selfie and think, well, that’s unremarkable…I got work to do.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 PM
G’mornin’.
Ain’t it weird how I can simultaneously see myself in the mirror and feel like, whew, I like this body…and take a selfie and think, well, that’s unremarkable…I got work to do.
Ain’t it weird how I can simultaneously see myself in the mirror and feel like, whew, I like this body…and take a selfie and think, well, that’s unremarkable…I got work to do.
I think we can all agree that to Republicans, last night’s elections are a beacon of NOPE.
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I think we can all agree that to Republicans, last night’s elections are a beacon of NOPE.
Wow. A song comes on, and suddenly it’s 16 years ago and I’m a bright eyed young’un in Portland again for a minute.
November 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Wow. A song comes on, and suddenly it’s 16 years ago and I’m a bright eyed young’un in Portland again for a minute.
Quarterly reminder:
Be good gays and theys and do yer labs.
Know yer status. Get tested. Take yer meds.
Be good gays and theys and do yer labs.
Know yer status. Get tested. Take yer meds.
November 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Quarterly reminder:
Be good gays and theys and do yer labs.
Know yer status. Get tested. Take yer meds.
Be good gays and theys and do yer labs.
Know yer status. Get tested. Take yer meds.
My weight is the same as it has been for the past three months (207/208) and yet I’m down a loop on my belt.
Acceptable.
Acceptable.
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My weight is the same as it has been for the past three months (207/208) and yet I’m down a loop on my belt.
Acceptable.
Acceptable.