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New Year, Same Septimus
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Hey there, I'm Septimus (she/היא)
In the depths of my depression again. Be careful here.
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Bathtub selfie.
A photo of a white person laying in a tub full of orange liquid. Their face is showing but their hair is under the water.
January 8, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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A screenshot showing a list titled "Follow profiles: choose at least 5 profiles to follow." The profiles are: Governor Mike Braun @GovBraun, 52nd governor of the great state of Indiana. Proud Hoosier and Main Street Businessman. L3HarrisTeach @L3HarrisTech, We are the Trusted Disruptor in the defense industry. SECgov @SECgov, The SEC protects investors, maintains fair, orderly and efficient markets, and facilitates capital formation. Disclaimer: ow.ly/5hB230Hjhr. SECPaulSAtkins @SECPaulSAtkins, 34th Chairman of the SEC. Championing innovation, investor confidence and dynamic capital markets that power the American economy. Views are my own. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth, @Secwar. The screenshot cuts off there with a "next" button at the bottom.
January 3, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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A photo showing a door on one side, a shower door next to it, and a small section of carpeted floor.
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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We have the same (I think???) menorah!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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A photo of two menorahs on a blue glass tray. The Menorah in the back is shaped like a lion, and then menorah in front is styled to look like the city of Jerusalem. Each is set up and lit for the first night of Hanukah.
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I've been told I need to post more pictures of my dogs, so here is Robin very sleepy the day after Thanksgiving.
A photo of a brown dog laying on a grey and white blanket. The dog is wearing a blue collar and holding her leg over her nose. She is deeply asleep.
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Why yes I did make my dog a special collar just for his birthday.
A photo of a brown pitbull with a white belly. A white person's hand is on his neck. He is wearing a pink and white collar with candles printed on it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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This is mine... it gets wax in all those little crevices and I am not cleaning that out lol.
A picture of a small menorah with a section blacked out. The menorah has a picture of a menorah on it, and a carving of the western wall.
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Meredith Blake from The Parent Trap has endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
A picture of a smiling white woman wearing a large sunhat and playing with the straw of a drink.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Feel free to print on sticker paper
A fake "I voted" sticker, which is a round white circle with red text reading "I voted gay".
November 4, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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If you voted and got a sticker, drop them here! I want to see 'em all!

I voted absentee (which is easy a safe!) and got this sticker:
A picture of an "I voted" sticker which has a white background and red text reading "I voted yay" in a childish script.
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Some Phoenix food resources with ALT text.
LOCAL FOOD PANTRIES Updated and verified 10/23/2025 Important Announcement: Due to the ongoing government shutdown, it has been confirmed that if the government does not reopen by November 1, all SNAP (food stamps) benefits in Arizona will be suspended until the government reopens. Please being preparing now, as the need for community food resources is expected to increase after November 1. The following list includes food distribution sites available to help families. Borderlands POWWOW Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints 4125 W. Baseline Road 11/8/2025. 8-11 AM In-person/Drive-thru style. City Hope - Phoenix Center 1640 West Camelback Road Phone: 480-686-8408 Tuesday & Thursday 2-5 pm, Saturday 9 am - 12 pm Documents required: AZ identification, Water bill, power bill, or lease. Creighton Communities Excelencia School - 2818 E. McDowell Rd DRIVE-THRU PICK UP FOOD BOX DISTRIBUTION Every Sat, starts @ 9am, first come, first served, while supplies last. Enter @ 24th St & Wiletta. Text CREIGHTON to 602.888.3770. Laveen Mobile Pantry Christ Church of the Valley (Laveen) 4343 W. Baseline Rd. When: 8-10 a, the first Thursday Monthly. Mountain Park, Baseline Jesse Owens Clinic 325 East Baseline Rd, Phone 602-243-7277, 3rd Friday of every month, 9-11 am. Nutritious food boxes w/meat included. Nourish Phoenix 501 S. 9th Ave (602) 254-7450 Food boxes and clothing, no appointment needed for food services. **FORMULA AND DIAPERS AVAILABLE** Monday - Friday 9-11 am, AZ identification & water bill, power bill, or lease. Phoenix Resource Center 2632 W. Augusta Ave. Phoenix AZ 85051. (602) 346-2300. Monday 8:30 am - 12:30pm. Tuesday 12:30 pm - 4:30 pm. Notes: 1 food box per month. West Phoenix Mobile Pantry - Phoenix Rescue Mission's Donation Warehouse 2515 N. 34th Drive. When 9-11am 2nd & 4th Saturdays.
October 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Another great protest sign. As a librarian and dog owner I fully endorse this message!
A photo of a protest sign that reads "Read Books, Walk Dogs, Fight Fascists".
October 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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The BEST protest sign I saw today!
A picture of a protest sign that says "No (picture of a penis) Tators". The penis has a crown on the head.
October 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Here it is with alt text.
The image has two panels featuring the same three people. An older white man in a suit, a brown haired white woman in a blouse and a back view of a black man they are speaking to. In the first panel the woman says "Fun fact: Columbus is in the Bad Place." In the second panel she continues "because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide".
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I too have lost control of my life...
A two panel screenshot of a carton show. In both panels a man with purple spikey hair is stirring a pot on the stove. There is a woman in a bathrobe in the doorway to that room. In the first panel she asks "It's four o'clock in the morning. Why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?" In the second panel the man answers: "Because I've lost control of my life." .
October 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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A spreadsheet of Septimus's hobbies, broken down by category (or gardening) And then subcategory (ie houseplants)
September 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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a two panel comic featuring a small dog sitting at a table surrounded by flames. In the first panel there is overlay text reading: "Me, facing deep depression and existential dread". The second panel features a close up on the dog with a text bubble reading: This is fine"
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Crying for no reason ✓
Can't sleep at night ✓
Can't get out of bed in the morning ✓
Listening to the same song over and over ✓
An image of Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons. He is sitting alone on a bus seat and the text reads: "*chuckles* I'm in danger."
September 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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An image from The Simpsons, showing the character of Milhouse standing in floodwaters and holding his hands up, looking excited and happy, the text reads "Everything's coming up Bird!"
September 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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#AltText version
A screenshot of a blusky post from user Amanda Delcambre ( @amandacelc.bsky.social ) which reads "Bring a 'Charlie Kirk Gun Reform' bill to the house (mandatory waiting period, mental health checks, written and observation tests, etc) and let's see where the votes fall.
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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#alttext
A screenshot of a post from Truth Social where Donald Trump (@realDonaldTrump) says: "What's with Russia violating Poland's airspace with drones? Here we go!". It has 49 "reTruths" and 215 likes, posted on 9/10/25, 4:0ppm. That post is quote-posted by used MAKS 25 @maks23.bsky.social with a line of emoji eyeballs as the only text. That repost was from 9/10,25 @ 11:14am.
September 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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My challah knife. :)
A picture of an orange serrated knife on a wooden cutting board. The knife has an orange handle and pictures of pumpkins on the blade.
September 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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A picture of a brown shepherd type dog stretching out on a purple couch. Her back legs face up, and her front legs face off to the side. Her eyes are closed.
September 4, 2025 at 1:33 PM