Ransom R. M. Kimball
@sentientmanbun.bsky.social
Queer, trans, spicy-neurodivergent, kinda christian, recovering theobro.
Fucking love fucking and nature and rocks and shit. Certified Veterinary Technician.
Fucking love fucking and nature and rocks and shit. Certified Veterinary Technician.
What's that thing where is 3:15am and you love your spouse but you can't sleep because of their snoring and it makes you want to cry and also shove earplugs up their nostrils? Is there a German word for that? Surely.
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What's that thing where is 3:15am and you love your spouse but you can't sleep because of their snoring and it makes you want to cry and also shove earplugs up their nostrils? Is there a German word for that? Surely.
Anybody else's threads app misbehaving?
October 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Anybody else's threads app misbehaving?
Been spending the day in bed in pain from mystery GI issue and heartbreak and distracting myself by taunting R govt officials on Twitter. So if something sus happens to me, you can take comfort in the fact it was because I was funny.
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Been spending the day in bed in pain from mystery GI issue and heartbreak and distracting myself by taunting R govt officials on Twitter. So if something sus happens to me, you can take comfort in the fact it was because I was funny.
74 out of 74 practicing shark researchers agree...
ICYMI, here is the press release for my study with @drjuliawester.bsky.social - we surveyed over 800 scientists who use social media. They overwhelmingly agree that Twitter is no longer useful or pleasant, and that for all professional online scientist goals, Bluesky is superior.
🧪 #SciComm 🌍
🧪 #SciComm 🌍
“Twitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky:” Our new survey shows that scientists no longer find Twitter professionally useful or pleasant
My colleague Dr. Julia Wester and I have a new paper out in the journal Integrative and Comparative Biology reporting on the results of a survey distributed to over 800 scientists, science educator…
www.southernfriedscience.com
October 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
74 out of 74 practicing shark researchers agree...
I'm at work and running rooms so don't have time to make a full post here, so here's a link to all the info on my FB. Keep watching, be witnesses.
www.facebook.com/share/p/14HW...
www.facebook.com/share/p/14HW...
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I'm at work and running rooms so don't have time to make a full post here, so here's a link to all the info on my FB. Keep watching, be witnesses.
www.facebook.com/share/p/14HW...
www.facebook.com/share/p/14HW...
Just some memes about life right now.
October 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Just some memes about life right now.
Keep watching!
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globalsumudflotilla.org/live/
Livestreams - Global Movement to Gaza
Watch live streams and video updates from the Global Sumud Flotilla sailing to Gaza.
globalsumudflotilla.org
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Keep watching!
globalsumudflotilla.org/live/
globalsumudflotilla.org/live/
Guess I better hide my banana costume so the gestapo can't find it and arrest me for being part of The Great Terrorist Organisation Known As Antifa.
a close up of a banana with a face and the words potassium intensifies
ALT: a close up of a banana with a face and the words potassium intensifies
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Guess I better hide my banana costume so the gestapo can't find it and arrest me for being part of The Great Terrorist Organisation Known As Antifa.
My retirement plan is a commune with friends and then a lot of pills when I can't take care of myself any more. How's everybody else doing?
September 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
My retirement plan is a commune with friends and then a lot of pills when I can't take care of myself any more. How's everybody else doing?
I can't believe I have to say this but Do Not Do This.
It didn't work at Kent State in 1970 when the NG massacred unarmed students and were found Not Guilty, and it ain't gonna work now. Do not normalize the presence of the NG in your city. 🪡
It didn't work at Kent State in 1970 when the NG massacred unarmed students and were found Not Guilty, and it ain't gonna work now. Do not normalize the presence of the NG in your city. 🪡
August 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I can't believe I have to say this but Do Not Do This.
It didn't work at Kent State in 1970 when the NG massacred unarmed students and were found Not Guilty, and it ain't gonna work now. Do not normalize the presence of the NG in your city. 🪡
It didn't work at Kent State in 1970 when the NG massacred unarmed students and were found Not Guilty, and it ain't gonna work now. Do not normalize the presence of the NG in your city. 🪡
GET YOUR VACCINES NOW
10…9…8…
Kennedy today in cabinet meeting: "We’re finding interventions, certain interventions now that are clearly almost certainly causing autism, and we’re going to be able to address those in September."
We already know he's employed grifters to implicate vaccines. Get them while you can.
We already know he's employed grifters to implicate vaccines. Get them while you can.
August 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
GET YOUR VACCINES NOW
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The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Time to turn heartbreak into executive function.
August 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Time to turn heartbreak into executive function.
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I'm all about this allegiance pledge 🫡
If we begin getting allegiance demands from the Neo-Confederate Cracker party, I submitted a pledge of allegiance Jan. 20, 2017, the day the Tyrannical Furby fouled the Oval the first time.
Pledge of Allegiance – Ominous Rabbit
I pledge Allegiance to Humanity, and the United States of Homo Sapiens, for though our nationalities differ, our DNA does not. I pledge Allegiance to our home, the United Continents of Gaia, across t...
ominousrabbit.com
August 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm all about this allegiance pledge 🫡
Wait so remember that Samaritan Ministries money share health insurance thing from like the 90's? current conservative evangelicals would call Samaritan Ministries "far left propaganda" or "communism/socialism" or the like.
My how the turn tables. They're still operating, btw. SM.
#healthinsurance
My how the turn tables. They're still operating, btw. SM.
#healthinsurance
August 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wait so remember that Samaritan Ministries money share health insurance thing from like the 90's? current conservative evangelicals would call Samaritan Ministries "far left propaganda" or "communism/socialism" or the like.
My how the turn tables. They're still operating, btw. SM.
#healthinsurance
My how the turn tables. They're still operating, btw. SM.
#healthinsurance
TMW you desperately want to go back to work in food service because it's so much less stressful and more fulfilling than being a veterinary technician in general practice at a corporation.
August 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
TMW you desperately want to go back to work in food service because it's so much less stressful and more fulfilling than being a veterinary technician in general practice at a corporation.
Ok but why do yt people call it a 🐓 It's such an unsexy word. The same muscles and tissue in the mouth and throat used to say it also activate with a burp.
So like, ew.
Dicks all the way for me baby.
Dick dick DICK dIcK dick DiCk dick
So like, ew.
Dicks all the way for me baby.
Dick dick DICK dIcK dick DiCk dick
August 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ok but why do yt people call it a 🐓 It's such an unsexy word. The same muscles and tissue in the mouth and throat used to say it also activate with a burp.
So like, ew.
Dicks all the way for me baby.
Dick dick DICK dIcK dick DiCk dick
So like, ew.
Dicks all the way for me baby.
Dick dick DICK dIcK dick DiCk dick
Babes there's still time to delete this.
Corruption requires explict quid pro quo. It is not corrupt to take an action that aligns with the interest of a person who gives you a gift, unless the official action was in direct response to that gift--a bribe. Terms matter. Accuracy and fairness matters. Regardless of what social media wants.
May 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Babes there's still time to delete this.
Goddammit, @theonion.com , y'all still managing to win at this game. #drumpf
Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests
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theonion.com/trump-a...
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Goddammit, @theonion.com , y'all still managing to win at this game. #drumpf
I guess of anybody, catholics would be the ones rawdogging. Not smart in THIS case, but I'm so glad to also see them finally opening up about gay members of the leadership!
www.mediaite.com/news/cardina...
www.mediaite.com/news/cardina...
WATCH: CBS Papal Conclave Team Reports The Cardinals Are ‘Raw-Dogging It!’
The CBS News team covering the Conclave picked an awkward time to roll out some youth slang when they declared that the cardinals will be "raw-dogging it."
www.mediaite.com
May 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I guess of anybody, catholics would be the ones rawdogging. Not smart in THIS case, but I'm so glad to also see them finally opening up about gay members of the leadership!
www.mediaite.com/news/cardina...
www.mediaite.com/news/cardina...
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Proof this guy is full of SITH.
In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.
May 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Proof this guy is full of SITH.
This is really important.
Am I happy to burn shit down [destruction of property]? Yes. Do I want to do it very carefully in correct context and only striking the ones responsible and in charge? Also yes. 1/
Am I happy to burn shit down [destruction of property]? Yes. Do I want to do it very carefully in correct context and only striking the ones responsible and in charge? Also yes. 1/
I had someone tell me today that leftism is “revolution by any means necessary”. Another said I was Blue MAGA because I wasn’t ready to burn shit down immediately.
Feels like a good time to state that the online leftist space is extremely white and it will not succeed until it decolonizes.
Feels like a good time to state that the online leftist space is extremely white and it will not succeed until it decolonizes.
April 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This is really important.
Am I happy to burn shit down [destruction of property]? Yes. Do I want to do it very carefully in correct context and only striking the ones responsible and in charge? Also yes. 1/
Am I happy to burn shit down [destruction of property]? Yes. Do I want to do it very carefully in correct context and only striking the ones responsible and in charge? Also yes. 1/